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Now these are your plane tickets to Albuquerque
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Santa Fake

Now these are yourplane tickets to Albuquerque

Now these are your
plane tickets to Albuquerque

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.436
Now these are your plane tickets to Albuquerque.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:32
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
family
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Christmas-themed family film will follow Pat Keeley, a young man from Ireland who has emigrated to the United States and finds himself caught up in an escalating whirlwind of shenanigans that takes him from New York to Santa Fe.
You take the train from Albuquerque to Santa Fe. - Santa Fake 00:05
You take the train from Albuquerque to Santa Fe.
Well, 10,000 dollars, technically is mine. - Santa Fake 00:05
Well, 10,000 dollars, technically is mine.
Uh, Señora, tell me this. Where would a young man on the town get some nice threads? - Santa Fake 00:06
Uh, Señora, tell me this. Where would a young man on the tow...
Well, that'd be great, yeah. Thanks very much, Señora. - Santa Fake 00:04
Well, that'd be great, yeah. Thanks very much, Señora.
[phone beeping] - Santa Fake 00:06
[phone beeping]
You thick Mick, do you seriously think - Santa Fake 00:06
You thick Mick, do you seriously think
Now it may please you to know that two associates of mine - Santa Fake 00:07
Now it may please you to know that two associates of mine
You see, I happen to know where exactly you are. - Santa Fake 00:05
You see, I happen to know where exactly you are.
You are in Santa Fe, New Mexico. - Santa Fake 00:04
You are in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
So believe me, it's not going to be the police that gets here - Santa Fake 00:09
So believe me, it's not going to be the police that get...
And don't even think about going to the police - Santa Fake 00:09
And don't even think about going to the police
So, I just wanted to say this to you, Merry Christmas, - Santa Fake 00:08
So, I just wanted to say this to you, Merry Christmas,
[phone line cuts off] - Santa Fake 00:05
[phone line cuts off]
-Oh. -[groaning] - Santa Fake 00:06
-Oh. -[groaning]
Flaky actors, I hired that guy six months ago, - Santa Fake 00:07
Flaky actors, I hired that guy six months ago,
I was just explaining to our new Santa Claus here where - Santa Fake 00:05
I was just explaining to our new Santa Claus here where
[sighs] - Santa Fake 00:05
[sighs]
[groans] Make it kind of-- yeah, that's good. - Santa Fake 00:04
[groans] Make it kind of-- yeah, that's good.
We have two of O'Brian's gang members - Santa Fake 00:05
We have two of O'Brian's gang members
Nope, for now, it's just Jim Kelly and Sebastian Shew. - Santa Fake 00:04
Nope, for now, it's just Jim Kelly and Sebastian Shew.