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Sent to me two turtle shells ¶
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Santa Fake

� Sent to me two turtle shells ¶ It's not shells, you bonehead

� Sent to me two turtle shells ¶ It's not shells, you bonehead

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¶ Sent to me two turtle shells ¶
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It's not shells, you bonehead.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:12
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
family
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Christmas-themed family film will follow Pat Keeley, a young man from Ireland who has emigrated to the United States and finds himself caught up in an escalating whirlwind of shenanigans that takes him from New York to Santa Fe.
We didn't have a mall that he'd come to, - Santa Fake 00:10
We didn't have a mall that he'd come to,
But when you put that first that kid on my lap, - Santa Fake 00:08
But when you put that first that kid on my lap,
[chuckles] - Santa Fake 00:11
[chuckles]
Then it's worth it. And to be honest, they inspire me. - Santa Fake 00:05
Then it's worth it. And to be honest, they inspire me.
Government labs, they do special things here, experiments, - Santa Fake 00:07
Government labs, they do special things here, experiments,
They take a mouse head and they put it on a fish. - Santa Fake 00:05
They take a mouse head and they put it on a fish.
-[laughs] I read that too. -See? - Santa Fake 00:04
-[laughs] I read that too. -See?
Is there any way that you can just - Santa Fake 00:04
Is there any way that you can just
¶ Five golden rings ¶ - Santa Fake 00:11
¶ Five golden rings ¶
¶ And a partridge In a pear tree ¶ - Santa Fake 00:06
¶ And a partridge In a pear tree ¶
[chuckles] - Santa Fake 00:05
[chuckles]
[suspenseful music] - Santa Fake 00:08
[suspenseful music]
Mr. Pat, I'm glad that you're back. - Santa Fake 00:04
Mr. Pat, I'm glad that you're back.
-Yeah? -The FBI came - Santa Fake 00:05
-Yeah? -The FBI came
Well, they say they traced a phone call - Santa Fake 00:06
Well, they say they traced a phone call
-Yeah. -Something about a big money laundering ring. - Santa Fake 00:06
-Yeah. -Something about a big money laundering ring.
I, I, I don't really know what that means, - Santa Fake 00:05
I, I, I don't really know what that means,
Uh, listen, I'm actually, uh, I'm going to hit the hay, yeah? - Santa Fake 00:05
Uh, listen, I'm actually, uh, I'm going to hit the...
[sniffles] - Santa Fake 00:06
[sniffles]
A mom or a fire truck. [chuckles] - Santa Fake 00:10
A mom or a fire truck. [chuckles]