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Santa Fake

Please, it wouldn't beChristmas if I didn't have a few run-ins with the police

Please, it wouldn't be
Christmas if I didn't have a few run-ins with the police

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Please, it wouldn't be Christmas if I didn't have
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a few run-ins with the police.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:30
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
family
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Christmas-themed family film will follow Pat Keeley, a young man from Ireland who has emigrated to the United States and finds himself caught up in an escalating whirlwind of shenanigans that takes him from New York to Santa Fe.
I go down strangers' chimneys for a living. - Santa Fake 00:04
I go down strangers' chimneys for a living.
Sometimes it's hard for adults to believe. - Santa Fake 00:05
Sometimes it's hard for adults to believe.
So if this is real, why are you here? - Santa Fake 00:05
So if this is real, why are you here?
One of my elves, Alowishus, he alerted me to your unusual - Santa Fake 00:10
One of my elves, Alowishus, he alerted me to your unusual
Well, an apprenticeship, really. - Santa Fake 00:04
Well, an apprenticeship, really.
-For what? -I'll be 1,750 years old next year. - Santa Fake 00:07
-For what? -I'll be 1,750 years old next year.
I can't think of anyone I'd rather have on my team. - Santa Fake 00:05
I can't think of anyone I'd rather have on my team...
And Emily provided the most excellent - Santa Fake 00:05
And Emily provided the most excellent
[Emily giggles] - Santa Fake 00:04
[Emily giggles]
If you haven't hadn't had gone through what you did, - Santa Fake 00:07
If you haven't hadn't had gone through what you di...
Now, if you choose to come work with me, - Santa Fake 00:06
Now, if you choose to come work with me,
-Yes, yes, I'd love to. -[uplifting music] - Santa Fake 00:06
-Yes, yes, I'd love to. -[uplifting music]
[chuckles] - Santa Fake 00:07
[chuckles]
[sighs] - Santa Fake 00:06
[sighs]
-[chiming] -[Santa chuckling] - Santa Fake 00:07
-[chiming] -[Santa chuckling]
[light music] - Santa Fake 00:05
[light music]
On Dancer, on Donner! - Santa Fake 00:07
On Dancer, on Donner!
-[laughing] -Oh, you know the rest! - Santa Fake 00:04
-[laughing] -Oh, you know the rest!
[both laughing] - Santa Fake 00:06
[both laughing]
¶ Deck the halls With boughs of holly ¶ - Santa Fake 00:20
¶ Deck the halls With boughs of holly ¶