All right, we have no choicebut to enact Article Seven, Subsection B of (clears throat)...
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All right, we have no choice
but to enact Article Seven, Subsection B of
the North Pole Edict: (clears throat) "When a Santa
becomes incapacitated, "and cannot carry
out his duties, the Board must anoint
an Acting Santa." Now, normally this
would be the Successor, but since Santa's
been stringing us along like he's in
a filthy reality show, we are obligated to go
with the highest-ranking
member of Santa Inc., which, in this case,
would be
but to enact Article Seven, Subsection B of
the North Pole Edict: (clears throat) "When a Santa
becomes incapacitated, "and cannot carry
out his duties, the Board must anoint
an Acting Santa." Now, normally this
would be the Successor, but since Santa's
been stringing us along like he's in
a filthy reality show, we are obligated to go
with the highest-ranking
member of Santa Inc., which, in this case,
would be
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All right, we have no choice
but to enact Article Seven,
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Subsection B of
the North Pole Edict:
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(clears throat)
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"When a Santa
becomes incapacitated,
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"and cannot carry
out his duties,
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the Board must anoint
an Acting Santa."
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Now, normally this
would be the Successor,
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but since Santa's
been stringing us along
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like he's in
a filthy reality show,
00:00:23.069 --> 00:00:27.777
we are obligated to go
with the highest-ranking
member of Santa Inc.,
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which, in this case,
would be...
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Movie Summary
An elf working in Santa's Workshop in the North Pole dreams of becoming Santa Claus someday.
