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Santa Jaws

Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family.

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Misty Talley

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action, adventure, comedy

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Syfy,Active Entertainment

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Cody

Jena

Courtney Lauren Cummings

Peter

Caroline

Josh

Arthur Marroquin

Mike

Georgia

Haviland Stillwell

Steve

Clark

Scott Allen Perry

Papa Joe

Ritchie Montgomery

Svetlana

Lindsey Michelle

Evil Santa

Jenny

Casey

Elf Man

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Whoa This elf kill it's savage - Santa Jaws

Whoa This elf kill it's savage

[man laughing] - Santa Jaws

[doorbell rings] - Santa Jaws

[doorbell rings]

[chuckles] - Santa Jaws

-Can you? Look, I gotta go.
-Mikey, Merry Christmas. - Santa Jaws

-Can you? Look, I gotta go. -Mikey, Merry Christmas.

-Enchanté.
-[chuckles] - Santa Jaws

-Enchanté. -[chuckles]

[both laughing] - Santa Jaws

[both laughing]

You know,
before I went to Cornell, - Santa Jaws

You know, before I went to Cornell,

You know, we really
missed you guys at the wedding. - Santa Jaws

You know, we really missed you guys at the wedding.

[man] Well, it was in Monaco.
[chuckles] - Santa Jaws

[man] Well, it was in Monaco. [chuckles]

Cody, how you doing, kiddo? - Santa Jaws

Cody, how you doing, kiddo?

-Comic books, I stand corrected.
-[phone buzzing] - Santa Jaws

-Comic books, I stand corrected. -[phone buzzing]

[phone ringing] - Santa Jaws

[phone ringing]

Cody - Santa Jaws

He said you drew an offensive cartoon
that's all over social media. - Santa Jaws

He said you drew an offensive cartoon that's all over s...

[chokes] - Santa Jaws

And if we start
to suppress free speech now, - Santa Jaws

And if we start to suppress free speech now,

What? But tomorrow is
the Christmas Eve comic book party. - Santa Jaws

What? But tomorrow is the Christmas Eve comic book party.

We gotta take off and shut down
the restaurant for the night, so... - Santa Jaws

We gotta take off and shut down the restaurant for the night...

We'll be back before
you know it. [chuckles] - Santa Jaws

We'll be back before you know it. [chuckles]

You know, I have a lot of friends
in the art world, - Santa Jaws

You know, I have a lot of friends in the art world,

Yeah, no, I'd love to, - Santa Jaws

Yeah, no, I'd love to,

[chuckles] - Santa Jaws

She was quite the rebel
back in her day. - Santa Jaws

She was quite the rebel back in her day.

Oh, yeah. You should ask her
about her punk rock phase sometime. - Santa Jaws

Oh, yeah. You should ask her about her punk rock phase somet...

[phone ringing] - Santa Jaws

[phone ringing]

"Merry early Christmas.
Follow your dreams." - Santa Jaws

"Merry early Christmas. Follow your dreams."

[chuckles] - Santa Jaws

[sighs] - Santa Jaws

And I know it's your comic book store
Christmas party today. - Santa Jaws

And I know it's your comic book store Christmas party t...

Maybe we can stop by on the way back.
What do you think? - Santa Jaws

Maybe we can stop by on the way back. What do you think?

[shushing] - Santa Jaws

-Come on, they're biting.
-OK. - Santa Jaws

-Come on, they're biting. -OK.

Hey...
[grunts] - Santa Jaws

Hey... [grunts]

[Cody] Oh, yeah, I'm fine, - Santa Jaws

[Cody] Oh, yeah, I'm fine,

[laughs]
Just like your grandfather. - Santa Jaws

[laughs] Just like your grandfather.

[sighs] - Santa Jaws

Just the two of us, out on the water,
Christmas tomorrow. - Santa Jaws

Just the two of us, out on the water, Christmas tomorrow.

This is it.
This is the good stuff. - Santa Jaws

This is it. This is the good stuff.

She just moved here.
She's some track and field star. - Santa Jaws

She just moved here. She's some track and field star.

-I mean...
-Sounds cool to me. - Santa Jaws

-I mean... -Sounds cool to me.

Last time I tried to talk to her, - Santa Jaws

Last time I tried to talk to her,

But you gotta
face your fears now, - Santa Jaws

But you gotta face your fears now,

Get a little of that eggnog
I make every year. - Santa Jaws

Get a little of that eggnog I make every year.

[exhales] - Santa Jaws

[gasps] - Santa Jaws

[mumbling indistinct] - Santa Jaws

[mumbling indistinct]

Mom, Dad,
something terrible happened! - Santa Jaws

Mom, Dad, something terrible happened!

Me and Papa were at the fishing hole,
and something attacked him. - Santa Jaws

Me and Papa were at the fishing hole, and something attacked...

-What are you talking about?
-A shark! A shark attacked Papa! - Santa Jaws

-What are you talking about? -A shark! A shark attacked Papa...

You know how important
honesty is to this family. - Santa Jaws

You know how important honesty is to this family.

If you even think about
going out again, - Santa Jaws

If you even think about going out again,

It got Papa.
I can't just sit here - Santa Jaws

It got Papa. I can't just sit here

It got Papa.
If it got Papa, it could get others. - Santa Jaws

It got Papa. If it got Papa, it could get others.

You have to do something,
there are real lives at stake here. - Santa Jaws

You have to do something, there are real lives at stake here...

"Mom, Dad, I know
that you don't believe me... - Santa Jaws

"Mom, Dad, I know that you don't believe me...

OK, I'm talking about
writing a comic - Santa Jaws

OK, I'm talking about writing a comic

Hm, like a genius scientist
who creates a super formula, - Santa Jaws

Hm, like a genius scientist who creates a super formula,

Something that makes you
think about the structure - Santa Jaws

Something that makes you think about the structure

We were at the fishing hole,
and something grabbed him - Santa Jaws

We were at the fishing hole, and something grabbed him

Sure, Mr. Dreyfuss,
how big was the beast? - Santa Jaws

Sure, Mr. Dreyfuss, how big was the beast?

Oh, and let me guess,
it has glowing red eyes - Santa Jaws

Oh, and let me guess, it has glowing red eyes

Well, since it's your monster, - Santa Jaws

Well, since it's your monster,

-Dun...
-She only survived by becoming - Santa Jaws

-Dun... -She only survived by becoming

After eating evil Santa,
she gained his power, - Santa Jaws

After eating evil Santa, she gained his power,

She grew so powerful that
no other sharks would even get near her. - Santa Jaws

She grew so powerful that no other sharks would even get nea...

Ever since,
she roamed the oceans alone, - Santa Jaws

Ever since, she roamed the oceans alone,

No, no, it's doesn't
sound unbelievable, - Santa Jaws

No, no, it's doesn't sound unbelievable,

Yeah, kind of like the time
that you saw the demonic clown - Santa Jaws

Yeah, kind of like the time that you saw the demonic clown

Or that time you swore
that a corpse had dug itself - Santa Jaws

Or that time you swore that a corpse had dug itself

No, I'm not kidding. You guys
need an ending, right? - Santa Jaws

No, I'm not kidding. You guys need an ending, right?

You know why?
'Cause regulars are the people. - Santa Jaws

You know why? 'Cause regulars are the people.

[exhales] - Santa Jaws

Ooh... dun, dun, dun. - Santa Jaws

Ooh... dun, dun, dun.

Look, there is a shark
in Port City waters. - Santa Jaws

Look, there is a shark in Port City waters.

[door shuts] - Santa Jaws

And... look. - Santa Jaws

It's a one-sided
non-orientable surface, - Santa Jaws

It's a one-sided non-orientable surface,

-Ooh, your famous apple?
-That's right. - Santa Jaws

-Ooh, your famous apple? -That's right.

Pecans, cheddar cheese
and my homemade whipped cream. - Santa Jaws

Pecans, cheddar cheese and my homemade whipped cream.

It's like your own personal
Ice Bucket Challenge. - Santa Jaws

It's like your own personal Ice Bucket Challenge.

[door opens] - Santa Jaws

Yeah, we rented a yacht
for the annual Christmas Day boat parade. - Santa Jaws

Yeah, we rented a yacht for the annual Christmas Day boat pa...

Couldn't possibly
visit Port City - Santa Jaws

Couldn't possibly visit Port City

Do you remember
when we were kids, - Santa Jaws

Do you remember when we were kids,

Yeah, yeah. And you couldn't
get enough of those yachts. - Santa Jaws

Yeah, yeah. And you couldn't get enough of those yachts...

We love watching the parade
from the restaurant deck. - Santa Jaws

We love watching the parade from the restaurant deck.

Disappearing into the depths, - Santa Jaws

Disappearing into the depths,

Holy molar,
what has teeth that size? - Santa Jaws

Holy molar, what has teeth that size?

-And you think it's Santa Jaws?
-I know it's Santa Jaws. - Santa Jaws

-And you think it's Santa Jaws? -I know it's Santa...

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Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Misty Talley

Writer: Jake Kiernan

Production: Syfy,Active Entertainment

Genre: action, adventure, comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 14 Aug 2018

Awards: N/A

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