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Am I gonna get pulled over by the police
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Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler

Am I gonna get pulled overby the police while I'm driving my car and they're gonna go,"How...

Am I gonna get pulled over
by the police while I'm driving my car and they're gonna go,
"How are you driving this?" And I'm going to go, "I'm 47 I'm just covered
in teddy bear ham, look!" But also, "Youth Serum",
to me sounds too much like
teenage boys' jizz

Full Transcript

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Am I gonna get pulled over by the police
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while I'm driving my car
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and they're gonna go, "How are you driving this?"
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And I'm going to go, "I'm 47
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I'm just covered in teddy bear ham, look!"
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But also, "Youth Serum", to me
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sounds too much like teenage boys' jizz.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:52
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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[IN A CROSS VOICE]: "Your sheets are covered in youth serum - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:07
[IN A CROSS VOICE]: "Your sheets are covered in youth s...
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS] - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:05
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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[AUDIENCE GROANS AND LAUGHS] - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:09
[AUDIENCE GROANS AND LAUGHS]
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