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Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler

Why put poison in your face when you could putlovely things in your mouth?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS] Why put poison in your face when you could put
lovely things in your mouth?

Full Transcript

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Why put poison in your face
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when you could put lovely things in your mouth?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:44
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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I refuse, however, to buy anything that calls itself - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:07
I refuse, however, to buy anything that calls itself
I'm not going to spend 30 quid on something - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:06
I'm not going to spend 30 quid on something
I buy moisturiser for the same reason we all buy moisturiser - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:09
I buy moisturiser for the same reason we all buy moisturiser
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS] - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:10
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The one I chose, though, was purely out of curiosity - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:15
The one I chose, though, was purely out of curiosity
Am I gonna get pulled over by the police - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:16
Am I gonna get pulled over by the police
[IN A CROSS VOICE]: "Your sheets are covered in youth serum - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:07
[IN A CROSS VOICE]: "Your sheets are covered in youth s...
I imagine there's factories - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:10
I imagine there's factories
And number seven on my list of the seven signs of ageing - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:10
And number seven on my list of the seven signs of ageing
Whenever Madonna pops up on my Instagram - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:06
Whenever Madonna pops up on my Instagram
I would like to never see Madonna again - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:05
I would like to never see Madonna again
She's sitting on the sofa in, like, stained jogging bottoms - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:07
She's sitting on the sofa in, like, stained jogging bot...
Maybe she pops to B&Q - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:07
Maybe she pops to B&Q
She could hang her crucifix back up on the wall - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:10
She could hang her crucifix back up on the wall
She could reappropriate her cone bra - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:09
She could reappropriate her cone bra
I think if she was over here - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:05
I think if she was over here
I think she'd do six months behind the bar at the Queen Vic - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:10
I think she'd do six months behind the bar at the Queen...
You do, you do have to spare a thought for the people - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:06
You do, you do have to spare a thought for the people
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One of the things I had to start buying online - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:05
One of the things I had to start buying online