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Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler

I said, "Knowing my luck people will just point and go,'Look at that fat old lady...

I said, "Knowing my luck people will just point and go,
'Look at that fat old lady preparing the nursery
for her unborn child'"

Full Transcript

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I said, "Knowing my luck
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people will just point and go, 'Look at that fat old lady
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preparing the nursery for her unborn child'".
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:21
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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The main reason I don't sleep naked is - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:06
The main reason I don't sleep naked is
And if your toes are popping out the end of the duvet - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:06
And if your toes are popping out the end of the duvet
But a while ago, a friend of mine rang me one day - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:14
But a while ago, a friend of mine rang me one day
She said, "Who even wears nighties these days?" - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:07
She said, "Who even wears nighties these days?"
And then she said, "Where would you even - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:15
And then she said, "Where would you even
If your partner can rummage in the top - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:07
If your partner can rummage in the top
There are some health benefits to sleeping naked - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:06
There are some health benefits to sleeping naked
I don't think it would improve my self-esteem - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:10
I don't think it would improve my self-esteem
So, last November I went round various department stores - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:08
So, last November I went round various department stores
[AUDIENCE MURMURS] - [SARAH LAUGHS] - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:08
[AUDIENCE MURMURS] - [SARAH LAUGHS]
Nobody wants thrush for Santa coming, do they? No. - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:05
Nobody wants thrush for Santa coming, do they? No.
I saw two slogans, one said, "It's Prosecco o'clock" - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:07
I saw two slogans, one said, "It's Prosecco o'...
And the other one said, "There's always time for brunch!" - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:09
And the other one said, "There's always time for b...
I thought, "If they want slogans - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:08
I thought, "If they want slogans
I am going to pitch them to the department stores - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:05
I am going to pitch them to the department stores
Number one, "Don't come too close - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:08
Number one, "Don't come too close
And number three, "If I'm honest - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:05
And number three, "If I'm honest
I will pitch them to the department stores - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:06
I will pitch them to the department stores
I've fallen over, substantially - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:05
I've fallen over, substantially
Now a problem that exists when you are not skinny - Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler 00:08
Now a problem that exists when you are not skinny