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Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust

We've gotta legislate that shit

[audience laughs] We've gotta legislate that shit

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[audience laughs]
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We've gotta legislate that shit.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:39
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Eleven Eleven O'Clock Productions,Jash Network

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In her first comedy special post-health scare, Sarah Silverman shares a mix of fun facts, sad truths and yeah-she-just-went-there moments.
[audience clapping and cheering] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:07
[audience clapping and cheering]
The next time you feel like you're gonna jerk off into a gym sock - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:07
The next time you feel like you're gonna jerk off into ...
I don't know why, I peg you as an "on the belly" guy. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
I don't know why, I peg you as an "on the belly&qu...
It doesn't matter. Whatever your jerk-off style, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
It doesn't matter. Whatever your jerk-off style,
If only that was a superpower that could help the world. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
If only that was a superpower that could help the world.
This is what we're gonna do. Before you do jerk off, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
This is what we're gonna do. Before you do jerk off,
You are like a hands-free fucking the mattress. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
You are like a hands-free fucking the mattress.
[audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
[audience laughing]
Before you do it, you're gonna come on down to the clinic. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Before you do it, you're gonna come on down to the clin...
Like a knitting-needle-shaped GoPro camera, basically. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Like a knitting-needle-shaped GoPro camera, basically.
It's gonna go up your urethra, your penis hole. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
It's gonna go up your urethra, your penis hole.
And then down, down into your testicular sac. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
And then down, down into your testicular sac.
We're gonna bring the ultrasound around, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:09
We're gonna bring the ultrasound around,
[audience laughing, then clapping] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
[audience laughing, then clapping]
That most men will not even want to jerk off after that. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
That most men will not even want to jerk off after that.
But I did an episode... A few years ago, I did that show, The Good Wife. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:08
But I did an episode... A few years ago, I did that show, Th...
And maybe it's 'cause I was, like, sitting and watching a lot of them shoot. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
And maybe it's 'cause I was, like, sitting and wat...
You would never believe how show business works. It's so crazy. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
You would never believe how show business works. It's s...
So, this scene is a big boardroom scene, right, 'cause it's a law drama. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
So, this scene is a big boardroom scene, right, 'cause ...
So, the first shot they do, they do a big, wide shot of the whole scene - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:08
So, the first shot they do, they do a big, wide shot of the ...