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Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust

But...- sperm cells... Seashells by the seashore

But...
- [audience laughs] sperm cells... Seashells by the seashore

Full Transcript

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- But... - [audience laughs]
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sperm cells... Seashells by the seashore.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:09
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Eleven Eleven O'Clock Productions,Jash Network

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Movie Summary

In her first comedy special post-health scare, Sarah Silverman shares a mix of fun facts, sad truths and yeah-she-just-went-there moments.
[audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
[audience laughing]
Sperm cells have a sense of smell. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Sperm cells have a sense of smell.
And you know what that means. That means that sperm is life. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
And you know what that means. That means that sperm is life.
[audience laughs] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience clapping and cheering] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:07
[audience clapping and cheering]
The next time you feel like you're gonna jerk off into a gym sock - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:07
The next time you feel like you're gonna jerk off into ...
I don't know why, I peg you as an "on the belly" guy. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
I don't know why, I peg you as an "on the belly&qu...
It doesn't matter. Whatever your jerk-off style, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
It doesn't matter. Whatever your jerk-off style,
If only that was a superpower that could help the world. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
If only that was a superpower that could help the world.
This is what we're gonna do. Before you do jerk off, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
This is what we're gonna do. Before you do jerk off,
You are like a hands-free fucking the mattress. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
You are like a hands-free fucking the mattress.
[audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
[audience laughing]
Before you do it, you're gonna come on down to the clinic. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Before you do it, you're gonna come on down to the clin...
Like a knitting-needle-shaped GoPro camera, basically. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Like a knitting-needle-shaped GoPro camera, basically.
It's gonna go up your urethra, your penis hole. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
It's gonna go up your urethra, your penis hole.
And then down, down into your testicular sac. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
And then down, down into your testicular sac.
We're gonna bring the ultrasound around, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:09
We're gonna bring the ultrasound around,
[audience laughing, then clapping] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
[audience laughing, then clapping]
That most men will not even want to jerk off after that. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
That most men will not even want to jerk off after that.
But I did an episode... A few years ago, I did that show, The Good Wife. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:08
But I did an episode... A few years ago, I did that show, Th...