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Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust

Texas was almost the third state

Texas was almost the third state

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Texas was almost the third state...
Duration
4 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:07
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Eleven Eleven O'Clock Productions,Jash Network

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In her first comedy special post-health scare, Sarah Silverman shares a mix of fun facts, sad truths and yeah-she-just-went-there moments.
Uh, but then a judge put the kibosh on it. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
Uh, but then a judge put the kibosh on it.
You should know this. I'm not blaming you for not knowing about this law, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
You should know this. I'm not blaming you for not knowi...
Just atrocity after atrocity has been coming at us every day. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Just atrocity after atrocity has been coming at us every day...
They have a law where if you get an abortion in those states - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:12
They have a law where if you get an abortion in those states
And I want to speak at those funerals so bad. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
And I want to speak at those funerals so bad.
[audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:09
[audience laughing]
This is the thing, is the religious right knows that it will be a bear of a... - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
This is the thing, is the religious right knows that it will...
- knows that it would be a bear of a job - [audience laughs] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:10
- knows that it would be a bear of a job - [audience laughs]
So, what they do is they chip away at it from the sides, you know. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
So, what they do is they chip away at it from the sides, you...
They make little laws, insincere laws, that kind of are an ends to their means. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
They make little laws, insincere laws, that kind of are an e...
You know, uh, "All right, uh, your clinic has to have hallways - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:10
You know, uh, "All right, uh, your clinic has to have h...
We don't have... I mean, that would cost... We couldn't afford to... " - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:11
We don't have... I mean, that would cost... We couldn&#...
You know, like, smashing your headlights and going: - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
You know, like, smashing your headlights and going:
Infantilizing laws about abortion where women have to think about it. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
Infantilizing laws about abortion where women have to think ...
- Or, like... - [audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:12
- Or, like... - [audience laughing]
Because I have another fun fact for you you're gonna love. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
Because I have another fun fact for you you're gonna lo...
This is true. Scientists have known this for almost two decades. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
This is true. Scientists have known this for almost two deca...
I know... I know sperm can... We all know sperm can smell. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
I know... I know sperm can... We all know sperm can smell.
- But... - [audience laughs] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:07
- But... - [audience laughs]