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Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust

You know, like, "Looks like you can't drive

You know, like,
smashing your headlights and going: [in Southern drawl]
"Looks like you can't drive

Full Transcript

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You know, like, smashing your headlights and going:
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[in Southern drawl] "Looks like you can't drive.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:12
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Eleven Eleven O'Clock Productions,Jash Network

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Movie Summary

In her first comedy special post-health scare, Sarah Silverman shares a mix of fun facts, sad truths and yeah-she-just-went-there moments.
Infantilizing laws about abortion where women have to think about it. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
Infantilizing laws about abortion where women have to think ...
- Or, like... - [audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:12
- Or, like... - [audience laughing]
Because I have another fun fact for you you're gonna love. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
Because I have another fun fact for you you're gonna lo...
This is true. Scientists have known this for almost two decades. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
This is true. Scientists have known this for almost two deca...
I know... I know sperm can... We all know sperm can smell. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
I know... I know sperm can... We all know sperm can smell.
- But... - [audience laughs] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:07
- But... - [audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
[audience laughing]
Sperm cells have a sense of smell. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Sperm cells have a sense of smell.
And you know what that means. That means that sperm is life. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
And you know what that means. That means that sperm is life.
[audience laughs] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience clapping and cheering] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:07
[audience clapping and cheering]
The next time you feel like you're gonna jerk off into a gym sock - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:07
The next time you feel like you're gonna jerk off into ...
I don't know why, I peg you as an "on the belly" guy. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
I don't know why, I peg you as an "on the belly&qu...
It doesn't matter. Whatever your jerk-off style, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
It doesn't matter. Whatever your jerk-off style,
If only that was a superpower that could help the world. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
If only that was a superpower that could help the world.
This is what we're gonna do. Before you do jerk off, - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
This is what we're gonna do. Before you do jerk off,
You are like a hands-free fucking the mattress. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:04
You are like a hands-free fucking the mattress.
[audience laughing] - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:06
[audience laughing]
Before you do it, you're gonna come on down to the clinic. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Before you do it, you're gonna come on down to the clin...
Like a knitting-needle-shaped GoPro camera, basically. - Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 00:05
Like a knitting-needle-shaped GoPro camera, basically.