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Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love

I can't fall asleepunless it's to the dulcet tones of softcore murder. But

I can't fall asleep
unless it's to the dulcet tones of softcore murder. But

Full Transcript

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I can't fall asleep unless it's to the dulcet tones
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of softcore murder. But...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:07
Uploaded
Apr 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Jax Media

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Movie Summary

Follows Sarah Silverman, New England's native, showcasing her fearless chutzpah.
So I'm watching and this commercial comes on. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:07
So I'm watching and this commercial comes on.
It... it's for Cottonelle Extra Clean... - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:06
It... it's for Cottonelle Extra Clean...
It is, as a sidebar to this existential crisis story. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:06
It is, as a sidebar to this existential crisis story.
It doesn't break apart into a thousand pieces in my... - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:05
It doesn't break apart into a thousand pieces in my...
I need a strong toilet tissue for my asshole and vagina. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:06
I need a strong toilet tissue for my asshole and vagina.
And... or vagina and asshole, I guess. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:05
And... or vagina and asshole, I guess.
It's a front-to-back correction for the ladies. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:05
It's a front-to-back correction for the ladies.
But I'm the worst, though. Like, I'm gonna be hon... - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:05
But I'm the worst, though. Like, I'm gonna be hon....
I don't know - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:07
I don't know
I only know it's at least three places, but I... - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:05
I only know it's at least three places, but I...
So this commercial comes on and it's for Cottonelle Extra Clean. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:07
So this commercial comes on and it's for Cottonelle Ext...
There's a woman standing in a field with a microphone - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:14
There's a woman standing in a field with a microphone
And as people come out, she interviews them. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:06
And as people come out, she interviews them.
Okay, so a guy comes out and she says, "How did it go?" - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:27
Okay, so a guy comes out and she says, "How did it go?&...
So she says, "How did it go?" He says, "Good." - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:20
So she says, "How did it go?" He says, "Good....
Do we wear underwear - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:08
Do we wear underwear
Pulling up a cotton shit shield. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:06
Pulling up a cotton shit shield.
I'm sorry. I do not leave a bathroom - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:08
I'm sorry. I do not leave a bathroom
No. For me, there must be blood. I... - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:05
No. For me, there must be blood. I...
Just a dot, you know? It's... it's just like a stoplight. - Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 00:06
Just a dot, you know? It's... it's just like a sto...