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Don't be a dipshit
for a second, kid. I'm sure you've heard by now that Mommy and Daddy
are fighting... and that's why you got
the house to yourself tonight. Frankly, it's the only reason they ever green light
your little talent show. Look, these things
always go the same way. First, they try to fuck you,
and then they buy you dinner. I'm not opposed
to Saturday Night
for a second, kid. I'm sure you've heard by now that Mommy and Daddy
are fighting... and that's why you got
the house to yourself tonight. Frankly, it's the only reason they ever green light
your little talent show. Look, these things
always go the same way. First, they try to fuck you,
and then they buy you dinner. I'm not opposed
to Saturday Night
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Don't be a dipshit
for a second, kid.
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I'm sure you've heard by now
00:00:04.212 --> 00:00:06.214
that Mommy and Daddy
are fighting...
00:00:06.038 --> 00:00:09.133
and that's why you got
the house to yourself tonight.
00:00:09.134 --> 00:00:10.592
Frankly, it's the only reason
00:00:10.593 --> 00:00:13.346
they ever green light
your little talent show.
00:00:14.055 --> 00:00:16.001
Look, these things
always go the same way.
00:00:16.349 --> 00:00:18.063
First, they try to fuck you,
and then they buy you dinner.
00:00:19.143 --> 00:00:20.748
I'm not opposed
to Saturday Night...
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Movie Summary
At 11:30pm on October 11th, 1975, a ferocious troupe of young comedians and writers changed television forever. Find out what happened behind the scenes in the 90 minutes leading up to the first broadcast of Saturday Night Live (1...
