"Sausage Party" quotes
121 Clips
00:05 Sir Sir I'm sorry to wake you I'm a fellow sausage...
00:09 Okay Look guys here's what I'm thinking We hurry...
00:10 Like fuck a guy baked You know what I'm saying
00:19 Why would I do that I'm a pacifist
00:11 Get ready boys
00:05 Lavash sausages
00:23 And I would do anything for love
00:06 All right I got them right here amigo I
00:18 What are you saying I should believe in nothing That...
00:13 Well Barry I guess now you're weird and a pussy
00:18 The food's fucking possessed Oh shit
00:11 Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And...
00:05 Sausages and buns let's party
00:21 Fifty five minutes
00:08 Oh no This is not good
00:11 Come at me bros
00:06 Fruits are a go Go fruits
00:07 Aah Ow What the You fuck with them
00:07 He's flawed as are we all
00:05 Holy shit
00:07 The world is a fucking illusion bro
00:07 GUM Perhaps I could be of some assistance
00:16 Hey I Sorry I accidentally dropped a few things back there
00:03 Fucking sucks right
00:07 Shit I really needed that douche
00:17 Aah No way Jos
00:05 A mash up I don't understand What's happening
00:08 For 20 years I was stuck under the desk of a brilliant...
00:19 Whoa The bath salts are showing me the real world
01:11 And for that I give you mad props
00:13 You think I give a fuck about PB or J
00:22 Make it rain
00:06 Can't this thing go any faster Suck my pink cock
00:26 So you have learned the terrible truth
00:51 Oh so now you're gonna come at me bro
00:17 I begged them to stop but they just wouldn't
00:19 I can't You're all alive and looking at me with...
00:10 Yeah Banana's whole face peeled off
00:23 We the nonperishables motherfucker
00:21 Mr Sausage when will it end
00:04 BRENDA Look out
00:31 What the fuck
00:16 Oh yeah Frank that's it Oh yeah it's dinnertime
00:36 I fall out of the cart then I lose Frank now I'm being...
00:30 Excuse me
00:09 I'm fucking jacked up now bro
00:15 Sammy bubula where have you been
00:13 FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's...
00:36 Oh not this guy No one asked for an encore asshole
00:36 Goddamn it
00:31 Okay little buddy Jump on the count of three
00:27 I tried to warn everyone they didn't believe me
00:36 Whew Kind of stuffy in here hey girls
00:03 LAVASH Donkey fucker
00:12 IN JAMAICAN ACCENT Hey bun Welcome to the aisle Wanna dance
00:05 No Get away from me you fucking fruits
00:32 What's happening out there
00:12 Come on you candy asses Join the fight
00:08 We're all gonna die
00:04 Right in my guac and balls
00:26 All right That's not necessary DOUCHE That's no...
00:17 Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we...
00:06 Hiya How are ya
00:07 We blaze for real 24 7 No joke
00:18 I want the sausage and the bun dead and if you see them come...
00:22 Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but...
00:05 Stay away from my sausage you skank Oh
00:25 I am Kareem Abdul Lavash
00:05 CARL Cheese You don't deserve that
00:10 Holy shit He can actually see us
00:25 We choose the more pleasant thing
00:09 I meant to buy a normal mustard When I got home
00:18 Yeah I just came over here I couldn't help but notice
00:30 Before us everyone knew the awful truth
00:31 Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The...
00:15 Oh yes Yes I'm the first to enter eternity
00:10 I'm gonna get you my pretty
00:35 Hey Brenda What up girl Heh heh
00:05 No Please no I have got a famiglia
Cast
Mariachi Salsa - Alistair Abell
Berry Good Candies - Iris Apatow
Baby Carrot - Sugar Lyn Beard
Barry - Michael Cera
Apple - Ian James Corlett