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"Sausage Party" quotes

Sausage Party poster
A sausage strives to discover the truth about his existence.

Director: Greg Tiernan, Conrad Vernon
Writer: Kyle Hunter, Ariel Shaffir, Seth Rogen
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $97,685,686
Released: 12 Aug 2016
Awards: 1 win & 26 nominations
Sir Sir I'm sorry to wake you I'm a fellow sausage in distress - Sausage Party 00:05 Sir Sir I'm sorry to wake you I'm a fellow sausage... Okay Look guys here's what I'm thinking We hurry back to our aisles - Sausage Party 00:09 Okay Look guys here's what I'm thinking We hurry... Like fuck a guy baked You know what I'm saying - Sausage Party 00:10 Like fuck a guy baked You know what I'm saying Why would I do that I'm a pacifist - Sausage Party 00:19 Why would I do that I'm a pacifist Get ready boys - Sausage Party 00:11 Get ready boys Lavash sausages - Sausage Party 00:05 Lavash sausages And I would do anything for love - Sausage Party 00:23 And I would do anything for love All right I got them right here amigo I - Sausage Party 00:06 All right I got them right here amigo I What are you saying I should believe in nothing That everything is pointless - Sausage Party 00:18 What are you saying I should believe in nothing That... Well Barry I guess now you're weird and a pussy - Sausage Party 00:13 Well Barry I guess now you're weird and a pussy The food's fucking possessed Oh shit - Sausage Party 00:18 The food's fucking possessed Oh shit Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And don't forget you've got girth - Sausage Party 00:11 Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And... Sausages and buns let's party - Sausage Party 00:05 Sausages and buns let's party Fifty five minutes - Sausage Party 00:21 Fifty five minutes Oh no This is not good - Sausage Party 00:08 Oh no This is not good Come at me bros - Sausage Party 00:11 Come at me bros Fruits are a go Go fruits - Sausage Party 00:06 Fruits are a go Go fruits Aah Ow What the You fuck with them - Sausage Party 00:07 Aah Ow What the You fuck with them He's flawed as are we all - Sausage Party 00:07 He's flawed as are we all Holy shit - Sausage Party 00:05 Holy shit The world is a fucking illusion bro - Sausage Party 00:07 The world is a fucking illusion bro GUM Perhaps I could be of some assistance - Sausage Party 00:07 GUM Perhaps I could be of some assistance Hey I Sorry I accidentally dropped a few things back there - Sausage Party 00:16 Hey I Sorry I accidentally dropped a few things back there Fucking sucks right - Sausage Party 00:03 Fucking sucks right Shit I really needed that douche - Sausage Party 00:07 Shit I really needed that douche Aah No way Jos - Sausage Party 00:17 Aah No way Jos A mash up I don't understand What's happening - Sausage Party 00:05 A mash up I don't understand What's happening For 20 years I was stuck under the desk of a brilliant scientist - Sausage Party 00:08 For 20 years I was stuck under the desk of a brilliant... Whoa The bath salts are showing me the real world - Sausage Party 00:19 Whoa The bath salts are showing me the real world And for that I give you mad props - Sausage Party 01:11 And for that I give you mad props You think I give a fuck about PB or J - Sausage Party 00:13 You think I give a fuck about PB or J Make it rain - Sausage Party 00:22 Make it rain Can't this thing go any faster Suck my pink cock - Sausage Party 00:06 Can't this thing go any faster Suck my pink cock So you have learned the terrible truth - Sausage Party 00:26 So you have learned the terrible truth Oh so now you're gonna come at me bro - Sausage Party 00:51 Oh so now you're gonna come at me bro I begged them to stop but they just wouldn't - Sausage Party 00:17 I begged them to stop but they just wouldn't I can't You're all alive and looking at me with your - Sausage Party 00:19 I can't You're all alive and looking at me with... Yeah Banana's whole face peeled off - Sausage Party 00:10 Yeah Banana's whole face peeled off We the nonperishables motherfucker - Sausage Party 00:23 We the nonperishables motherfucker Mr Sausage when will it end - Sausage Party 00:21 Mr Sausage when will it end BRENDA Look out - Sausage Party 00:04 BRENDA Look out What the fuck - Sausage Party 00:31 What the fuck Oh yeah Frank that's it Oh yeah it's dinnertime - Sausage Party 00:16 Oh yeah Frank that's it Oh yeah it's dinnertime I fall out of the cart then I lose Frank now I'm being hunted by a douche - Sausage Party 00:36 I fall out of the cart then I lose Frank now I'm being... Excuse me - Sausage Party 00:30 Excuse me I'm fucking jacked up now bro - Sausage Party 00:09 I'm fucking jacked up now bro Sammy bubula where have you been - Sausage Party 00:15 Sammy bubula where have you been FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's coming - Sausage Party 00:13 FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's... Oh not this guy No one asked for an encore asshole - Sausage Party 00:36 Oh not this guy No one asked for an encore asshole Goddamn it - Sausage Party 00:36 Goddamn it Okay little buddy Jump on the count of three - Sausage Party 00:31 Okay little buddy Jump on the count of three I tried to warn everyone they didn't believe me - Sausage Party 00:27 I tried to warn everyone they didn't believe me Whew Kind of stuffy in here hey girls - Sausage Party 00:36 Whew Kind of stuffy in here hey girls LAVASH Donkey fucker - Sausage Party 00:03 LAVASH Donkey fucker IN JAMAICAN ACCENT Hey bun Welcome to the aisle Wanna dance - Sausage Party 00:12 IN JAMAICAN ACCENT Hey bun Welcome to the aisle Wanna dance No Get away from me you fucking fruits - Sausage Party 00:05 No Get away from me you fucking fruits What's happening out there - Sausage Party 00:32 What's happening out there Come on you candy asses Join the fight - Sausage Party 00:12 Come on you candy asses Join the fight We're all gonna die - Sausage Party 00:08 We're all gonna die Right in my guac and balls - Sausage Party 00:04 Right in my guac and balls All right That's not necessary DOUCHE That's no way to treat a lady - Sausage Party 00:26 All right That's not necessary DOUCHE That's no... Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we touched tips - Sausage Party 00:17 Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we... Hiya How are ya - Sausage Party 00:06 Hiya How are ya We blaze for real 24 7 No joke - Sausage Party 00:07 We blaze for real 24 7 No joke I want the sausage and the bun dead and if you see them come and get me - Sausage Party 00:18 I want the sausage and the bun dead and if you see them come... Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but your girlfriend um - Sausage Party 00:22 Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but... Stay away from my sausage you skank Oh - Sausage Party 00:05 Stay away from my sausage you skank Oh I am Kareem Abdul Lavash - Sausage Party 00:25 I am Kareem Abdul Lavash CARL Cheese You don't deserve that - Sausage Party 00:05 CARL Cheese You don't deserve that Holy shit He can actually see us - Sausage Party 00:10 Holy shit He can actually see us We choose the more pleasant thing - Sausage Party 00:25 We choose the more pleasant thing I meant to buy a normal mustard When I got home - Sausage Party 00:09 I meant to buy a normal mustard When I got home Yeah I just came over here I couldn't help but notice - Sausage Party 00:18 Yeah I just came over here I couldn't help but notice Before us everyone knew the awful truth - Sausage Party 00:30 Before us everyone knew the awful truth Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The song's about to start - Sausage Party 00:31 Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The... Oh yes Yes I'm the first to enter eternity - Sausage Party 00:15 Oh yes Yes I'm the first to enter eternity I'm gonna get you my pretty - Sausage Party 00:10 I'm gonna get you my pretty Hey Brenda What up girl Heh heh - Sausage Party 00:35 Hey Brenda What up girl Heh heh No Please no I have got a famiglia - Sausage Party 00:05 No Please no I have got a famiglia

Cast

Mariachi Salsa - Alistair Abell
Berry Good Candies - Iris Apatow
Baby Carrot - Sugar Lyn Beard
Barry - Michael Cera