"Sausage Party" quotes

Sausage Party poster
Frank leads a group of supermarket products on a quest to discover the truth about their existence and what really happens when they become chosen to leave the grocery store.

Director: Greg Tiernan, Conrad Vernon
Writer: Kyle Hunter, Ariel Shaffir, Seth Rogen
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $97,685,686
Released: 12 Aug 2016
Awards: 1 win & 26 nominations

183 Clips

Sir Sir I'm sorry to wake you I'm a fellow sausage in distress - Sausage Party 00:05
Sir Sir I'm sorry to wake you I'm a fellow sausage in...
Okay Look guys here's what I'm thinking We hurry back to our aisles - Sausage Party 00:09
Okay Look guys here's what I'm thinking We hurry back to our...
Like fuck a guy baked You know what I'm saying - Sausage Party 00:10
Like fuck a guy baked You know what I'm saying
Why would I do that I'm a pacifist - Sausage Party 00:19
Why would I do that I'm a pacifist
Please don't kill me Please just wait - Sausage Party 00:36
Please don't kill me Please just wait
Get ready boys - Sausage Party 00:11
Get ready boys
Lavash sausages - Sausage Party 00:05
Lavash sausages
And I would do anything for love - Sausage Party 00:23
And I would do anything for love
It's dinnertime - Sausage Party 00:17
It's dinnertime
All right I got them right here amigo I - Sausage Party 00:06
All right I got them right here amigo I
I tried to warn everyone - Sausage Party 00:30
I tried to warn everyone
What are you saying I should believe in nothing That everything is pointless - Sausage Party 00:18
What are you saying I should believe in nothing That...
Well Barry I guess now you're weird and a pussy - Sausage Party 00:13
Well Barry I guess now you're weird and a pussy
Are you a bun - Sausage Party 00:32
Are you a bun
Where's the fucking sausage - Sausage Party 00:09
Where's the fucking sausage
Where have you been - Sausage Party 00:15
Where have you been
It's the Dark Lord - Sausage Party 00:18
It's the Dark Lord
The food's fucking possessed Oh shit - Sausage Party 00:18
The food's fucking possessed Oh shit
Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And don't forget you've got girth - Sausage Party 00:11
Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And don't forget...
Don't worry - Sausage Party 00:46
Don't worry
Sausages and buns let's party - Sausage Party 00:05
Sausages and buns let's party
You're alive - Sausage Party 00:41
You're alive
Fifty five minutes - Sausage Party 00:21
Fifty five minutes
Oh no This is not good - Sausage Party 00:08
Oh no This is not good
Come at me bros - Sausage Party 00:11
Come at me bros
Fruits are a go Go fruits - Sausage Party 00:06
Fruits are a go Go fruits
Aah Ow What the You fuck with them - Sausage Party 00:07
Aah Ow What the You fuck with them
Little buddy - Sausage Party 00:34
Little buddy
He's flawed as are we all - Sausage Party 00:07
He's flawed as are we all
Holy shit - Sausage Party 00:05
Holy shit
The world is a fucking illusion bro - Sausage Party 00:07
The world is a fucking illusion bro
Kind of stuffy in here - Sausage Party 00:25
Kind of stuffy in here
I fell out of the cart - Sausage Party 00:36
I fell out of the cart
Welcome to the aisle - Sausage Party 00:12
Welcome to the aisle
Get away from me - Sausage Party 00:05
Get away from me
What's happening out there - Sausage Party 00:34
What's happening out there
You candy asses - Sausage Party 00:12
You candy asses
Just the tips - Sausage Party 00:19
Just the tips
GUM Perhaps I could be of some assistance - Sausage Party 00:07
GUM Perhaps I could be of some assistance
Hey I Sorry I accidentally dropped a few things back there - Sausage Party 00:16
Hey I Sorry I accidentally dropped a few things back there
We're all gonna die - Sausage Party 00:10
We're all gonna die
I've got a famiglia - Sausage Party 00:07
I've got a famiglia
Right in my guac and balls - Sausage Party 00:05
Right in my guac and balls
Fucking sucks right - Sausage Party 00:03
Fucking sucks right
Sorry about those guys - Sausage Party 01:12
Sorry about those guys
That's no way to treat a lady - Sausage Party 00:29
That's no way to treat a lady
If you see them - Sausage Party 00:19
If you see them
Shit I really needed that douche - Sausage Party 00:07
Shit I really needed that douche
Stay away from my sausage - Sausage Party 00:05
Stay away from my sausage
Aah No way Jos - Sausage Party 00:17
Aah No way Jos
Waiting for me - Sausage Party 00:28
Waiting for me
You don't deserve that - Sausage Party 00:05
You don't deserve that
He can actually see us - Sausage Party 00:11
He can actually see us
We choose the more pleasant thing - Sausage Party 00:25
We choose the more pleasant thing
Donkey fucker - Sausage Party 00:03
Donkey fucker
I meant to buy normal mustard - Sausage Party 00:11
I meant to buy normal mustard
A mash up I don't understand What's happening - Sausage Party 00:05
A mash up I don't understand What's happening
I just came over here - Sausage Party 00:20
I just came over here
Everyone knew the awful truth - Sausage Party 00:37
Everyone knew the awful truth
But over the years - Sausage Party 00:57
But over the years
I don't know - Sausage Party 00:12
I don't know
For 20 years I was stuck under the desk of a brilliant scientist - Sausage Party 00:08
For 20 years I was stuck under the desk of a brilliant...
I'm the first to enter eternity - Sausage Party 00:16
I'm the first to enter eternity
Whoa The bath salts are showing me the real world - Sausage Party 00:19
Whoa The bath salts are showing me the real world
I hate this fucking job - Sausage Party 00:14
I hate this fucking job
How are ya - Sausage Party 00:07
How are ya
We blaze for real 24 - Sausage Party 00:09
We blaze for real 24
But your girlfriend - Sausage Party 00:22
But your girlfriend
Country Club Lemonade - Sausage Party 00:55
Country Club Lemonade
And for that I give you mad props - Sausage Party 01:11
And for that I give you mad props
Snap out of it - Sausage Party 00:41
Snap out of it
You think I give a fuck about PB or J - Sausage Party 00:13
You think I give a fuck about PB or J
This beat is sick - Sausage Party 00:12
This beat is sick
We'll exterminate ze juice - Sausage Party 00:07
We'll exterminate ze juice
What gives - Sausage Party 00:17
What gives
I'm gonna get you - Sausage Party 00:11
I'm gonna get you
Make it rain - Sausage Party 00:22
Make it rain
You're celebrating your doom - Sausage Party 01:11
You're celebrating your doom
I'm filling you - Sausage Party 00:10
I'm filling you
You ready to get baked and walk through Gum's stargate with me - Sausage Party 00:14
You ready to get baked and walk through Gum's stargate with...
Little juicy box - Sausage Party 00:21
Little juicy box
Saint Chimichanga - Sausage Party 00:13
Saint Chimichanga
Can't this thing go any faster Suck my pink cock - Sausage Party 00:06
Can't this thing go any faster Suck my pink cock
Be careful with this - Sausage Party 00:10
Be careful with this
So you have learned the terrible truth - Sausage Party 00:26
So you have learned the terrible truth
The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension - Sausage Party 00:16
The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension
Oh so now you're gonna come at me bro - Sausage Party 00:51
Oh so now you're gonna come at me bro
I begged them to stop but they just wouldn't - Sausage Party 00:17
I begged them to stop but they just wouldn't
We keep our wieners in our packages - Sausage Party 00:28
We keep our wieners in our packages
If what you're saying is true - Sausage Party 00:20
If what you're saying is true
Look at these big ol' buns - Sausage Party 00:45
Look at these big ol' buns
What the FUCK - Sausage Party 00:20
What the FUCK
Perhaps I can be of some assistance - Sausage Party 00:19
Perhaps I can be of some assistance
I can't You're all alive and looking at me with your - Sausage Party 00:19
I can't You're all alive and looking at me with your
For the love of shit - Sausage Party 00:12
For the love of shit
I'm not a soft taco - Sausage Party 00:14
I'm not a soft taco
Yeah Banana's whole face peeled off - Sausage Party 00:10
Yeah Banana's whole face peeled off
We the nonperishables motherfucker - Sausage Party 00:23
We the nonperishables motherfucker
Once you see that shit - Sausage Party 00:13
Once you see that shit
They're eating children - Sausage Party 00:07
They're eating children
Mr Sausage when will it end - Sausage Party 00:21
Mr Sausage when will it end
I am sorbitol - Sausage Party 00:21
I am sorbitol
BRENDA Look out - Sausage Party 00:04
BRENDA Look out
We've slept in again - Sausage Party 00:20
We've slept in again
What the fuck - Sausage Party 00:31
What the fuck
Oh yeah Frank that's it Oh yeah it's dinnertime - Sausage Party 00:16
Oh yeah Frank that's it Oh yeah it's dinnertime
I fall out of the cart then I lose Frank now I'm being hunted by a douche - Sausage Party 00:36
I fall out of the cart then I lose Frank now I'm being...
Excuse me - Sausage Party 00:30
Excuse me
I'm fucking jacked up now bro - Sausage Party 00:09
I'm fucking jacked up now bro
Sammy bubula where have you been - Sausage Party 00:15
Sammy bubula where have you been
FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's coming - Sausage Party 00:13
FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's coming
Oh not this guy No one asked for an encore asshole - Sausage Party 00:36
Oh not this guy No one asked for an encore asshole
Goddamn it - Sausage Party 00:36
Goddamn it
Okay little buddy Jump on the count of three - Sausage Party 00:31
Okay little buddy Jump on the count of three
I tried to warn everyone they didn't believe me - Sausage Party 00:27
I tried to warn everyone they didn't believe me
Whew Kind of stuffy in here hey girls - Sausage Party 00:36
Whew Kind of stuffy in here hey girls
LAVASH Donkey fucker - Sausage Party 00:03
LAVASH Donkey fucker
IN JAMAICAN ACCENT Hey bun Welcome to the aisle Wanna dance - Sausage Party 00:12
IN JAMAICAN ACCENT Hey bun Welcome to the aisle Wanna dance
No Get away from me you fucking fruits - Sausage Party 00:05
No Get away from me you fucking fruits
What's happening out there - Sausage Party 00:32
What's happening out there
Come on you candy asses Join the fight - Sausage Party 00:12
Come on you candy asses Join the fight
We're all gonna die - Sausage Party 00:08
We're all gonna die
Right in my guac and balls - Sausage Party 00:04
Right in my guac and balls
All right That's not necessary DOUCHE That's no way to treat a lady - Sausage Party 00:26
All right That's not necessary DOUCHE That's no way to treat...
Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we touched tips - Sausage Party 00:17
Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we...
Hiya How are ya - Sausage Party 00:06
Hiya How are ya
We blaze for real 24 7 No joke - Sausage Party 00:07
We blaze for real 24 7 No joke
I want the sausage and the bun dead and if you see them come and get me - Sausage Party 00:18
I want the sausage and the bun dead and if you see them come...
Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but your girlfriend um - Sausage Party 00:22
Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but your...
Stay away from my sausage you skank Oh - Sausage Party 00:05
Stay away from my sausage you skank Oh
I am Kareem Abdul Lavash - Sausage Party 00:25
I am Kareem Abdul Lavash
CARL Cheese You don't deserve that - Sausage Party 00:05
CARL Cheese You don't deserve that
Holy shit He can actually see us - Sausage Party 00:10
Holy shit He can actually see us
We choose the more pleasant thing - Sausage Party 00:25
We choose the more pleasant thing
I meant to buy a normal mustard When I got home - Sausage Party 00:09
I meant to buy a normal mustard When I got home
Yeah I just came over here I couldn't help but notice - Sausage Party 00:18
Yeah I just came over here I couldn't help but notice
Before us everyone knew the awful truth - Sausage Party 00:30
Before us everyone knew the awful truth
Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The song's about to start - Sausage Party 00:31
Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The...
Oh yes Yes I'm the first to enter eternity - Sausage Party 00:15
Oh yes Yes I'm the first to enter eternity
I'm gonna get you my pretty - Sausage Party 00:10
I'm gonna get you my pretty
Hey Brenda What up girl Heh heh - Sausage Party 00:35
Hey Brenda What up girl Heh heh
No Please no I have got a famiglia - Sausage Party 00:05
No Please no I have got a famiglia
Fuck you wienies - Sausage Party 00:12
Fuck you wienies
Country Club Lemonade Huh - Sausage Party 00:36
Country Club Lemonade Huh
BARRY I'm filling you I'm filling you - Sausage Party 00:08
BARRY I'm filling you I'm filling you
Wait snap out of it man - Sausage Party 00:36
Wait snap out of it man
The melody came to me one night - Sausage Party 00:36
The melody came to me one night
Yo Oh fuck yeah dude - Sausage Party 00:12
Yo Oh fuck yeah dude
You ready for this I don't know - Sausage Party 00:12
You ready for this I don't know
We'll exterminate the juice - Sausage Party 00:05
We'll exterminate the juice
What gives bro You told me you had them - Sausage Party 00:15
What gives bro You told me you had them
You're celebrating your doom - Sausage Party 00:37
You're celebrating your doom
You ready to get baked and walk through Gum's Stargate with me - Sausage Party 00:09
You ready to get baked and walk through Gum's Stargate with...
What's up little juicy box You're leaking too eh bro - Sausage Party 00:20
What's up little juicy box You're leaking too eh bro
Hey man be careful with this Bath salts are the real deal - Sausage Party 00:09
Hey man be careful with this Bath salts are the real deal
Ay Santa Chimichanga - Sausage Party 00:07
Ay Santa Chimichanga
The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension - Sausage Party 00:15
The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension
In here We keep our wieners in our packages - Sausage Party 00:29
In here We keep our wieners in our packages
In here We keep our wieners in our packages - Sausage Party 00:28
In here We keep our wieners in our packages
Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are call - Sausage Party 00:20
Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are call
Look at these big old buns - Sausage Party 00:34
Look at these big old buns
If what you're saying is true I gotta tell everyone - Sausage Party 00:19
If what you're saying is true I gotta tell everyone
GUM Perhaps I could be of some assistance - Sausage Party 00:18
GUM Perhaps I could be of some assistance
Sorry But I'm not a soft taco - Sausage Party 00:07
Sorry But I'm not a soft taco
For the love of shit run - Sausage Party 00:12
For the love of shit run
Once you see that shit - Sausage Party 00:11
Once you see that shit
They're eating children - Sausage Party 00:07
They're eating children
I am Sorbitol Malitol Xylitol Mannitol - Sausage Party 00:14
I am Sorbitol Malitol Xylitol Mannitol
Come at me - Sausage Party 00:52
Come at me
You fuck with them - Sausage Party 00:50
You fuck with them
I really needed that douche - Sausage Party 00:40
I really needed that douche
I accidentally dropped a few things back there - Sausage Party 00:53
I accidentally dropped a few things back there
You think I give a fuck about PB or J - Sausage Party 00:49
You think I give a fuck about PB or J
I'm coming at you - Sausage Party 01:58
I'm coming at you
The bath salts are showing me the REAL world - Sausage Party 00:43
The bath salts are showing me the REAL world
Little sausage - Sausage Party 02:10
Little sausage
Can't this thing go any faster - Sausage Party 00:45
Can't this thing go any faster
You have learned the terrible truth - Sausage Party
You have learned the terrible truth
Look at him - Sausage Party 00:45
Look at him
Motherfucker - Sausage Party 01:06
Motherfucker
Look at me - Sausage Party 00:49
Look at me
They are eating CHILDREN - Sausage Party 00:37
They are eating CHILDREN
When will it end - Sausage Party 01:39
When will it end

Cast

Mariachi Salsa - Alistair Abell
Berry Good Candies - Iris Apatow
Baby Carrot - Sugar Lyn Beard
Barry - Michael Cera
Chunk Munchers Cereal - Michael Daingerfield
Italian Tomato - Brian Dobson
Druggie - James Franco
Firewater - Bill Hader
Beet - Ian Hanlin
Teresa - Salma Hayek
Popped Cherry Mixer - Maryke Hendrikse
Carl - Jonah Hill
Douche - Nick Kroll
Honey Mustard - Danny McBride
Camille Toh - Lauren Miller Rogen
Sally Bun - Nicole Oliver
Frank - Seth Rogen
Darren - Paul Rudd
Roberta Bun - Kelly Sheridan
Plum #2 - Jason Simpson
Potato - Greg Tiernan
Pislitz Chips - Vincent Tong
Toilet Paper - Conrad Vernon
Old Pork Sausage - Sam Vincent
Brenda - Kristen Wiig