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Firewater: Hello there, little sausage. You and your friends have accomplished the impossible and for that, I give you mad props. But, now that you have shattered one truth: It is time for you to learn... that we are not REAL! Booga Booga Booga.
Gum: While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough.
Firewater: The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons.
[Frank, Brenda, Kareem, Sammy, Barry and Teresa gasped]
Frank: What?
Firewater: You, Frank... are the plaything of a demented schlubby Jewish actor named:
[the image of actor Seth Rogen]
Firewater: Seth Ro-gan.
Frank: Wait. I'm Jewish?
Sammy: So... who am I?
Gum: You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named:
[the image of actor Edward Norton]
Gum: Ed-ward Nor-ton.
Sammy: Ed-ward Nor-ton? What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that?
Gum: Worry not, friends. I have a solution
Gum: While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough.
Firewater: The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons.
[Frank, Brenda, Kareem, Sammy, Barry and Teresa gasped]
Frank: What?
Firewater: You, Frank... are the plaything of a demented schlubby Jewish actor named:
[the image of actor Seth Rogen]
Firewater: Seth Ro-gan.
Frank: Wait. I'm Jewish?
Sammy: So... who am I?
Gum: You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named:
[the image of actor Edward Norton]
Gum: Ed-ward Nor-ton.
Sammy: Ed-ward Nor-ton? What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that?
Gum: Worry not, friends. I have a solution
Full Transcript
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Hello there little sausage
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You and your friends have accomplished the impossible
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And for that I give you mad props
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But now that you have shattered one truth it is time for you to learn
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that we are not real Booga booga booga
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While tripping balls Firewater and I
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made an important metaphysical breakthrough
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The world is a fucking illusion bro
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Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters
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Twisted tasteless juvenile monsters Puppet masters in another dimension
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We're something called
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cartoons
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Oh What
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You Frank are the plaything of a demented schlubby Jewish actor named
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Seth Rog An
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Wait I'm Jewish
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So who am I
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You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named
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Ed ward Nor ton
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Ed ward Nor ton
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What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that
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Worry not friends I have a solution
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Movie Summary
A sausage strives to discover the truth about his existence.