Thanks a lot man, I wanted a fucking hair cut
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Zero:
You understand, I want a trim on my beard. I don't want you to mess with my hair, I just want a trim on the beard. Barber:
Alright. What's your name? Zero:
I'm the big Zero. Barber:
Well big Zero... well Mr. Zero, I'm a born again Christian and people come into my shop and like to tell them about Jesus and how he can change their lives and make them happy and I know you boys are causing a lot of trouble around town. You know, if you just give your heart to Jesus, Zero... Zero:
[Zero interrupts the barber]
Let's get one thing straight man, you don't want to fuck with me. You understand? Barber:
I don't want to upset you. Anything I want to put more love in your life cause God loves everybody and you're not different and I know you got a heart and I don't care what you been through, no matter how much pain he can heal it cause he's the healer and word said he's closer to a friend... Zero:
[the barber is getting on Zero's nerves]
YOU'RE GETTING RIGHT ON THE EDGE! [Zero tells the barber where to trim] Zero:
Just a little on the side. Barber:
[the barber starts singing "Amazing Grace"]
"Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch..." Zero:
[the barber pushes Zero over the edge]
THAT'S IT! [Zero grabs the barber and slits his throat and then shoots him] Biker:
[the biker says to Zero after waiting to get a hair cut]
Thanks a lot man, I wanted a fucking hair cut
You understand, I want a trim on my beard. I don't want you to mess with my hair, I just want a trim on the beard. Barber:
Alright. What's your name? Zero:
I'm the big Zero. Barber:
Well big Zero... well Mr. Zero, I'm a born again Christian and people come into my shop and like to tell them about Jesus and how he can change their lives and make them happy and I know you boys are causing a lot of trouble around town. You know, if you just give your heart to Jesus, Zero... Zero:
[Zero interrupts the barber]
Let's get one thing straight man, you don't want to fuck with me. You understand? Barber:
I don't want to upset you. Anything I want to put more love in your life cause God loves everybody and you're not different and I know you got a heart and I don't care what you been through, no matter how much pain he can heal it cause he's the healer and word said he's closer to a friend... Zero:
[the barber is getting on Zero's nerves]
YOU'RE GETTING RIGHT ON THE EDGE! [Zero tells the barber where to trim] Zero:
Just a little on the side. Barber:
[the barber starts singing "Amazing Grace"]
"Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch..." Zero:
[the barber pushes Zero over the edge]
THAT'S IT! [Zero grabs the barber and slits his throat and then shoots him] Biker:
[the biker says to Zero after waiting to get a hair cut]
Thanks a lot man, I wanted a fucking hair cut
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Now you understand I want a trim on my beard
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I don't want you to mess with my hair
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I just want a trim on the beard
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Alright
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What's your name
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I'm the big zero
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The big zero
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Well Mr zero I'm a born again Christian
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People come into my shop
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I like to tell them about Jesus
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and how that he can change their lives
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and make them happy
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I know you boys caused a lot of trouble around town
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and you know if you just give your
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heart to Jesus you know
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Let's get one thing straightened man
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You don't want to fuck with me
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Movie Summary
A vicious biker gang is intent on destroying a small town in Arizona. A war veteran visiting an old friend and a few locals with nothing to lose go to war with the gang's ruthless leader.
Actors
Barber
Biker