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Scare Package

Chad, the owner of Rad Chad's Horror Emporium, recounts a series of bone-chilling, blood-splattered tales to illustrate the rules of the horror genre to his newest employee.

Director

Courtney Andujar, Hillary Andujar, Anthony Cousins

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, fantasy

Box Office

N/A

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations total

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This weekend is all
about no rules, no clothes, - Scare Package

This weekend is all about no rules, no clothes,

His instructions tell
me to do bad things - Scare Package

His instructions tell me to do bad things

I mean, first, they had me - Scare Package

I mean, first, they had me

Then they made me do that movie - Scare Package

Then they made me do that movie

This, uh... This is the
best house on the market. - Scare Package

This, uh... This is the best house on the market.

It's got a really average
good-to-be-true, uh, ratio. - Scare Package

It's got a really average good-to-be-true, uh, ratio.

So, if we went to the library - Scare Package

So, if we went to the library

Any newspaper after 1975 - Scare Package

Any newspaper after 1975

Mike... - Scare Package

Okay, I'll go get the contracts - Scare Package

Okay, I'll go get the contracts

So, let's just remain
firm eye contact here - Scare Package

So, let's just remain firm eye contact here

Mike... - Scare Package

You know, it's not like I
get to come in at the end - Scare Package

You know, it's not like I get to come in at the end

I have never hit the
heart or the brain. - Scare Package

I have never hit the heart or the brain.

Honestly, I've never
hit a vital organ, - Scare Package

Honestly, I've never hit a vital organ,

Pointed right at the
head, and then somehow, - Scare Package

Pointed right at the head, and then somehow,

- I just...
- Maybe, maybe - Scare Package

- I just... - Maybe, maybe

If you start fantasizing again, - Scare Package

If you start fantasizing again,

Look, no offense, but
you're not a character. - Scare Package

Look, no offense, but you're not a character.

As if it wasn't bad enough - Scare Package

As if it wasn't bad enough

I'm a... neighbor. - Scare Package

I'm a... neighbor.

I just wanted, uh, to see if
your power went out, too. - Scare Package

I just wanted, uh, to see if your power went out, too.

If you're a neighbor, why
haven't I seen you before? - Scare Package

If you're a neighbor, why haven't I seen you befor...

Is that some sort of
Halloween costume thing? - Scare Package

Is that some sort of Halloween costume thing?

Anyways, I just heard
some tussling over here - Scare Package

Anyways, I just heard some tussling over here

Are you sure you didn't
want like, you know, - Scare Package

Are you sure you didn't want like, you know,

Um, what about, like, a
tough dude, you know, - Scare Package

Um, what about, like, a tough dude, you know,

Boy, do I, yeah. - Scare Package

Boy, do I, yeah.

Probably. Probably.
But it's so worth it. - Scare Package

Probably. Probably. But it's so worth it.

You know, it's
nice to have an arc - Scare Package

You know, it's nice to have an arc

Well, she was boxing, - Scare Package

Well, she was boxing,

I said, I'm not
going to murder you. - Scare Package

I said, I'm not going to murder you.

I think Hannah might
need some help. - Scare Package

I think Hannah might need some help.

Uh, Tess, hello? - Scare Package

Uh, Tess, hello?

Honestly, yes, you, I stabbed - Scare Package

Honestly, yes, you, I stabbed

We got a call from some
girl talking about a crazy guy - Scare Package

We got a call from some girl talking about a crazy guy

I just mean... maybe
I should do that. - Scare Package

I just mean... maybe I should do that.

Well, it isn't good, pal. - Scare Package

Well, it isn't good, pal.

Well, I'm sitting here
with my, uh, friend, - Scare Package

Well, I'm sitting here with my, uh, friend,

Just a big softy. - Scare Package

Just a big softy.

I just wanted to be
something more so badly. - Scare Package

I just wanted to be something more so badly.

You know, I just wanted
to do something good, - Scare Package

You know, I just wanted to do something good,

All we can do, right? - Scare Package

All we can do, right?

It's over. You
know, I've got no job. - Scare Package

It's over. You know, I've got no job.

I'm definitely not getting
another piece of paper - Scare Package

I'm definitely not getting another piece of paper

Oh, I didn't realize
the sun had come up. - Scare Package

Oh, I didn't realize the sun had come up.

I mean, a movie talking
about a movie within a movie. - Scare Package

I mean, a movie talking about a movie within a movie.

You're just not ready
for prime time, kid. - Scare Package

You're just not ready for prime time, kid.

Well, you know, a
phoenix has to burn - Scare Package

Well, you know, a phoenix has to burn

That's a trick question
because you know my mom - Scare Package

That's a trick question because you know my mom

Anyway, you're gonna
hit F4, F11, and F9 - Scare Package

Anyway, you're gonna hit F4, F11, and F9

Oh, Chad, - Scare Package

It all starts with a
group of characters - Scare Package

It all starts with a group of characters

When then, all of a sudden, - Scare Package

When then, all of a sudden,

You're a big boy, hon.
You can clean it yourself. - Scare Package

You're a big boy, hon. You can clean it yourself.

So, do you think tonight's
gonna be the night with Trip? - Scare Package

So, do you think tonight's gonna be the night with Trip...

Well, I think it would
be a little bit strange - Scare Package

Well, I think it would be a little bit strange

Hey, uh, you guys
talking about fucking, or...? - Scare Package

Hey, uh, you guys talking about fucking, or...?

Hey! Hey, you got to help me. - Scare Package

Hey! Hey, you got to help me.

You got to lock
me up or tie me up, - Scare Package

You got to lock me up or tie me up,

Oops. I... The
guy said it was... - Scare Package

Oops. I... The guy said it was...

You are deceptively
strong, my dude. - Scare Package

You are deceptively strong, my dude.

Hey, hey, hey. Lady, down here. - Scare Package

Hey, hey, hey. Lady, down here.

Do you think you could
just push it back together, - Scare Package

Do you think you could just push it back together,

I... no. I just don't
feel comfortable, - Scare Package

I... no. I just don't feel comfortable,

I'm just a little concerned
that, like, when I change back, - Scare Package

I'm just a little concerned that, like, when I change b...

Seriously, this is the nicest
thing anyone's ever done... - Scare Package

Seriously, this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done....

- Okay, from this green goo on...
- Uh-huh. - Scare Package

- Okay, from this green goo on... - Uh-huh.

Okay, you have your
side. I have my side. - Scare Package

Okay, you have your side. I have my side.

I know you owe me
$1 .49 for that soda. - Scare Package

I know you owe me $1 .49 for that soda.

If I don't teach you
anything else today, - Scare Package

If I don't teach you anything else today,

Okay? You got to keep the
mood in here alive, all right? - Scare Package

Okay? You got to keep the mood in here alive, all right?

So like a video deejay. - Scare Package

So like a video deejay.

This is what
disappointment looks like. - Scare Package

This is what disappointment looks like.

You know, that is very true. - Scare Package

You know, that is very true.

Blood is thicker than water. - Scare Package

Blood is thicker than water.

Uh, you know, - Scare Package

You need to start making
some real contributions - Scare Package

You need to start making some real contributions

I'm doing all the
sacrificing around here. - Scare Package

I'm doing all the sacrificing around here.

We are pure, carnal instincts! - Scare Package

We are pure, carnal instincts!

Fantasy leagues, - Scare Package

Fantasy leagues,

You see that? We should
be reacting, not cowering. - Scare Package

You see that? We should be reacting, not cowering.

We roll over, and we beg, - Scare Package

We roll over, and we beg,

We heel to be good boys. - Scare Package

We heel to be good boys.

We obey when we hear - Scare Package

We obey when we hear

The muzzle of oppression
is keeping us from being - Scare Package

The muzzle of oppression is keeping us from being

We're gonna take it back, - Scare Package

We're gonna take it back,

Right for the jugular. - Scare Package

Right for the jugular.

If I want to wear boat
shoes to her uncle's funeral, - Scare Package

If I want to wear boat shoes to her uncle's funeral,

If Billy Joel can write
"Storm Front" while wasted, - Scare Package

If Billy Joel can write "Storm Front" while wasted...

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Chad, the owner of Rad Chad's Horror Emporium, recounts a series of bone-chilling, blood-splattered tales to illustrate the rules of the horror genre to his newest employee.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Courtney Andujar, Hillary Andujar, Anthony Cousins

Writer: Aaron B. Koontz, Cameron Burns, Emily Hagins

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, drama, fantasy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 18 Jun 2020

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations total

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