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Every Fourth of July
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Every Fourth of July, we have fireworks, hot dogs, and you

Every Fourth of July, we have fireworks, hot dogs, and you

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Every Fourth of July,
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we have fireworks,
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hot dogs, and you.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:05
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Chad, the owner of Rad Chad's Horror Emporium, recounts a series of bone-chilling, blood-splattered tales to illustrate the rules of the horror genre to his newest employee.
Whether at a cabin, the county fair, - Scare Package 00:10
Whether at a cabin, the county fair,
Do you know how many girls I turned down this year - Scare Package 00:05
Do you know how many girls I turned down this year
Say hi to the Founding Fathers, asshole. - Scare Package 00:05
Say hi to the Founding Fathers, asshole.
Oh, my God! - Scare Package 00:04
Oh, my God!
We were only going out for a few weeks anyway. - Scare Package 00:05
We were only going out for a few weeks anyway.
Everyone I care about ends up dead. - Scare Package 00:04
Everyone I care about ends up dead.
You care about me? - Scare Package 00:04
You care about me?
I care about you, too. A lot. - Scare Package 00:05
I care about you, too. A lot.
Every time I find a good guy, he ends up impaled, - Scare Package 00:08
Every time I find a good guy, he ends up impaled,
Well, maybe the good guy you've been searching for - Scare Package 00:05
Well, maybe the good guy you've been searching for
Oh. But did you finish cleaning the piranha tank? - Scare Package 00:05
Oh. But did you finish cleaning the piranha tank?
Oh, and don't forget, - Scare Package 00:05
Oh, and don't forget,
Ooh, and I can't wait - Scare Package 00:04
Ooh, and I can't wait
Girl, I'm am insulted. - Scare Package 00:07
Girl, I'm am insulted.
Fran, you think I'm over here dropping spoilers? - Scare Package 00:04
Fran, you think I'm over here dropping spoilers?
You stop it. - Scare Package 00:05
You stop it.
Seriously, though, I'm just gonna go home, - Scare Package 00:06
Seriously, though, I'm just gonna go home,
Boo, how long is that gonna take? - Scare Package 00:09
Boo, how long is that gonna take?
You and me both. - Scare Package 00:04
You and me both.
Cloudy where you are, or foggy? - Scare Package 00:05
Cloudy where you are, or foggy?