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If Billy Joel can write"Storm Front" while wasted, I can do my taxes while stoned

If Billy Joel can write
"Storm Front" while wasted, I can do my taxes while stoned

Full Transcript

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If Billy Joel can write "Storm Front" while wasted,
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I can do my taxes while stoned.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:29
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Chad, the owner of Rad Chad's Horror Emporium, recounts a series of bone-chilling, blood-splattered tales to illustrate the rules of the horror genre to his newest employee.
I downloaded that pic of the babysitter - Scare Package 00:08
I downloaded that pic of the babysitter
I park like that on purpose. It's a power move. - Scare Package 00:05
I park like that on purpose. It's a power move.
Just because I ask you to shave your pubes - Scare Package 00:04
Just because I ask you to shave your pubes
I don't live with my mom, my mom lives with me. - Scare Package 00:05
I don't live with my mom, my mom lives with me.
You want to talk about pro choice? - Scare Package 00:04
You want to talk about pro choice?
Mm. Well, there's a lot more - Scare Package 00:04
Mm. Well, there's a lot more
I'm interested. I could really use a change. - Scare Package 00:04
I'm interested. I could really use a change.
It's just a little game we play every month. - Scare Package 00:05
It's just a little game we play every month.
Tonight, we reclaim our spot as the alpha - Scare Package 00:06
Tonight, we reclaim our spot as the alpha
Tonight, we hunt. - Scare Package 00:04
Tonight, we hunt.
♪ Here in the witching hour ♪ - Scare Package 00:21
♪ Here in the witching hour ♪
What a surprise. - Scare Package 00:05
What a surprise.
Well, it's not like we have a monopoly on full moons. - Scare Package 00:04
Well, it's not like we have a monopoly on full moons.
I just really wanted to show you how much I cared. - Scare Package 00:05
I just really wanted to show you how much I cared.
Well, we didn't start without you. Come on. - Scare Package 00:04
Well, we didn't start without you. Come on.
Come on, guys. Uh, everybody let's get started. - Scare Package 00:04
Come on, guys. Uh, everybody let's get started.
Do you know what they call a Goldie Hawn - Scare Package 00:05
Do you know what they call a Goldie Hawn
It's when you find a gentleman by the name of Hawn - Scare Package 00:06
It's when you find a gentleman by the name of Hawn
I'm not gonna do that to you, Hawn, - Scare Package 00:07
I'm not gonna do that to you, Hawn,
I don't even know if you're real name is Hawn. - Scare Package 00:04
I don't even know if you're real name is Hawn.