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I'm not gonna do that to you, Hawn
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Scare Package

I'm not gonna dothat to you, Hawn, 'cause I don't have that fetish

I'm not gonna do
that to you, Hawn, 'cause I don't have that fetish

Full Transcript

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I'm not gonna do that to you, Hawn,
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'cause I don't have that fetish.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:54
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Chad, the owner of Rad Chad's Horror Emporium, recounts a series of bone-chilling, blood-splattered tales to illustrate the rules of the horror genre to his newest employee.
I don't even know if you're real name is Hawn. - Scare Package 00:04
I don't even know if you're real name is Hawn.
I can't... - Scare Package 00:04
I can't...
There are balloon fetishists, as well, - Scare Package 00:06
There are balloon fetishists, as well,
So if you want to keep working here - Scare Package 00:05
So if you want to keep working here
There's still a killer on the loose targeting girls. - Scare Package 00:05
There's still a killer on the loose targeting girls.
You know what? You need to read - Scare Package 00:05
You know what? You need to read
Last time I had rosé with you girls, - Scare Package 00:06
Last time I had rosé with you girls,
Go. Oh, that's the one! - Scare Package 00:04
Go. Oh, that's the one!
My face is... real hot. - Scare Package 00:04
My face is... real hot.
I'm wondering about a piece of candy - Scare Package 00:05
I'm wondering about a piece of candy
Efficiency, elegance, destruction of ego. - Scare Package 00:04
Efficiency, elegance, destruction of ego.
I've got to say, - Scare Package 00:04
I've got to say,
And I will always be here - Scare Package 00:07
And I will always be here
You guys continue having your little - Scare Package 00:08
You guys continue having your little
She's out getting the shaggin' wagon detailed. - Scare Package 00:04
She's out getting the shaggin' wagon detailed.
He's like that killer in - Scare Package 00:08
He's like that killer in
God damn it, Mom! I'm coming. - Scare Package 00:04
God damn it, Mom! I'm coming.
Every Fourth of July, - Scare Package 00:09
Every Fourth of July,
Whether at a cabin, the county fair, - Scare Package 00:10
Whether at a cabin, the county fair,
Do you know how many girls I turned down this year - Scare Package 00:05
Do you know how many girls I turned down this year