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This weekend is all about no rules, no clothes
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This weekend is allabout no rules, no clothes, and so cell service

This weekend is all
about no rules, no clothes, and so cell service

Full Transcript

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This weekend is all about no rules, no clothes,
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and so cell service.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:47
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Chad, the owner of Rad Chad's Horror Emporium, recounts a series of bone-chilling, blood-splattered tales to illustrate the rules of the horror genre to his newest employee.
His instructions tell me to do bad things - Scare Package 00:05
His instructions tell me to do bad things
I mean, first, they had me - Scare Package 00:04
I mean, first, they had me
Then they made me do that movie - Scare Package 00:05
Then they made me do that movie
This, uh... This is the best house on the market. - Scare Package 00:05
This, uh... This is the best house on the market.
It's got a really average good-to-be-true, uh, ratio. - Scare Package 00:05
It's got a really average good-to-be-true, uh, ratio.
So, if we went to the library - Scare Package 00:08
So, if we went to the library
Any newspaper after 1975 - Scare Package 00:08
Any newspaper after 1975
Mike... - Scare Package 00:07
Mike...
Okay, I'll go get the contracts - Scare Package 00:04
Okay, I'll go get the contracts
So, let's just remain firm eye contact here - Scare Package 00:05
So, let's just remain firm eye contact here
Mike... - Scare Package 00:06
Mike...
You know, it's not like I get to come in at the end - Scare Package 00:07
You know, it's not like I get to come in at the end
I have never hit the heart or the brain. - Scare Package 00:05
I have never hit the heart or the brain.
Honestly, I've never hit a vital organ, - Scare Package 00:05
Honestly, I've never hit a vital organ,
Pointed right at the head, and then somehow, - Scare Package 00:04
Pointed right at the head, and then somehow,
- I just... - Maybe, maybe - Scare Package 00:04
- I just... - Maybe, maybe
If you start fantasizing again, - Scare Package 00:04
If you start fantasizing again,
Look, no offense, but you're not a character. - Scare Package 00:05
Look, no offense, but you're not a character.
As if it wasn't bad enough - Scare Package 00:04
As if it wasn't bad enough
I'm a... neighbor. - Scare Package 00:04
I'm a... neighbor.