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Tonic water, seltzer water, Topo Chico?

Tonic water, seltzer water, Topo Chico?

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Tonic water, seltzer water,
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Topo Chico?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:06
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Chad, the owner of Rad Chad's Horror Emporium, recounts a series of bone-chilling, blood-splattered tales to illustrate the rules of the horror genre to his newest employee.
Bring in the Devil's Lake Impaler! - Scare Package 00:04
Bring in the Devil's Lake Impaler!
Look, I don't know what to tell you, bro, - Scare Package 00:05
Look, I don't know what to tell you, bro,
Which would you make you... Final Girl. - Scare Package 00:05
Which would you make you... Final Girl.
Well, I am obviously the know-it-all horror guy. - Scare Package 00:04
Well, I am obviously the know-it-all horror guy.
That's not really like a stock horror character, though. - Scare Package 00:05
That's not really like a stock horror character, though...
Yeah, it is. Randy from "Scream." - Scare Package 00:08
Yeah, it is. Randy from "Scream."
Look, the longer we all sit here doing nothing, - Scare Package 00:05
Look, the longer we all sit here doing nothing,
Slaughtered, body snatched, - Scare Package 00:05
Slaughtered, body snatched,
That's because we are in John Hughes' teen classic. - Scare Package 00:05
That's because we are in John Hughes' teen classic...
Aerys the second, Dany's dad, - Scare Package 00:04
Aerys the second, Dany's dad,
Now, some of the houses rebelled, - Scare Package 00:04
Now, some of the houses rebelled,
Now, at the Battle of the Trident, - Scare Package 00:09
Now, at the Battle of the Trident,
And during the whole rebellion, Tywin Lannister, - Scare Package 00:06
And during the whole rebellion, Tywin Lannister,
So Aerys ordered Jamie, a Kingsguard at the time, - Scare Package 00:05
So Aerys ordered Jamie, a Kingsguard at the time,
But Jamie was like, "I'll kill you instead, - Scare Package 00:07
But Jamie was like, "I'll kill you instead,
Security breach. - Scare Package 00:14
Security breach.
Evacuation sequence activated. - Scare Package 00:05
Evacuation sequence activated.
Are we all now in agreement - Scare Package 00:04
Are we all now in agreement
"When placed within 14 meters of any American made car, - Scare Package 00:10
"When placed within 14 meters of any American made car,
That killer dude who's, like, doing all that stuff, - Scare Package 00:07
That killer dude who's, like, doing all that stuff,