Hey Max, you heard the story of the scarecrow? No. You think crows are scared of a...
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Lion:
Hey Max, you heard the story of the scarecrow?
Max Millan:
No.
Lion:
You think crows are scared of a scarecrow?
Max Millan:
Yeah, I think they're scared. Yeah why?
Lion:
No, crows are not scared, believe me.
Max Millan:
The god damn crows are scared.
Lion:
No, crows are laughin'.
Max Millan:
Nah, that's bullshit...
Lion:
That's right, the crows are laughin'. Look, the farmer puts out a scarecrow, right, with a funny hat on it, got a funny face. The crows fly by, they see that, it strikes 'em funny, makes 'em laugh.
Max Millan:
The god damn crows are laughin'?
Lion:
That's right, they're laughin' their asses off. And then they say, "Well, that ol' farmer Jo down there, he's a pretty good guy. He made us laugh, so he won't bother him any more."
Max Millan:
The god damn crows are laughin'...
Lion:
Ohh, they laughin', woooo!
Max Millan:
I gotta tell ya somethin', that's the most hare-brained idea I've ever heard.
Lion:
It's true, they're laughin' their asses off.
Max Millan:
The crows are laughin'... I guess the fish are reciting poetry...
Lion:
I guess so.
Max Millan:
Uh huh... and the uh, pigs are playin' banjo? And the dogs would be, let's see, uh... playin' hockey. And the uh... the uh...
Lion:
Crows are laughin'.
Max Millan:
Crows are laughin', right. Ya know, in the joint I've heard some tales, oh boy, golly I've heard some tall tales. But at least those guys had the decency to admit that it was bullshit, you know what I mean? They actually took pride, pride in that it was bullshit. But the crows are laughin' huh? I mean you're not playin' with a full deck man, you got one foot in the grave beyond.
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Yeah man
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I guess the fish are reciting poetry I guess so
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And the pigs are playing banjo
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And the dogs let's see
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the dogs would be playing hockey right
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And the Crows are laughing
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Crows are laughing Right
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In the joint I heard some tales
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Oh boy howdy I heard some tall tales
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But at least those guys in there they had the decency to admit
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that that was just bullshit You know what I mean
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It was just bullshit
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They actually They took pride
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Pride in it that it was bullshit
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But the crows are laughing
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Oh brother
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I mean you're not playing with a full deck man
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You got one foot in the great beyond
Clip duration: 63 seconds
Views: 169
Timestamp in movie: 00h 19m 31s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: drama
Summary: Max, an ex-con drifter with a penchant for brawling is amused by Lion, a homeless ex-sailor, and they partner up as they head east together.
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