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You kidding me or what

Omar Suarez:
All right! All right, big man? You wanna make some big bucks? Lets see how tough you are. Do you know something 'bout cocaine?
Tony Montana:
You kidding me or what?
Omar Suarez:
There's a bunch of Colombians coming in Friday. New guys. They say they have two keys for us, for openers. Pure coke. Hotel in Miami Beach. I want you go over there. If it's what they say it is, you pay 'em and bring it back. You do that, you get five grand!
Manny Ribera:
[to Tony]
Go, pay, bring it back, yeah?
Omar Suarez:
You know how to handle a machine gun?
Manny Ribera:
Yeah, man. We're in the army in Cuba.
Omar Suarez:
You'll need a couple of other guys.
Manny Ribera:
That's no problem, man.
Omar Suarez:
Be at Hector's Bodega at noon Friday. You get the buy money then. And chico! If anything happens to that buy money, y pobreci! My boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!
[throws toothpick]

Tony Montana:
I'm scared!

Oh, yeah.
On the boat coming over.
What about homosexuality, Tony?
You like men, huh?
You like to dress
up like a woman?
What is wrong with this guy?
He kidding me or what?
Just answer
the questions, Tony.
Okay. No.
Fuck, no.
for vagrancy? Marijuana?
- Never, man.
- Heroin?
Where'd you get the beauty scar,
tough guy? Eating pussy?
How am I gonna get a scar
like that eating pussy?
This was when I
was a kid, you know?
You should see the other kid.
You can't recognize him.
And this?
What? That's nothing.
That's from my sweetheart.
Sweetheart, my ass!
We've been seeing more
and more of these.
Some kind of code
these guys usedin the can.
Pitchfork means
an assassin or something.
You want to
tell us about it,
or you want to take a trip
to the detention center?
Okay, you got me.
I was in the can one time.
For buying dollars.
Big deal.
That's pretty
funny, Tony.
That's true.
It was a Canadian tourist.
Did you mug him first?
Get him out of here!
Come on!
So I fuck up!
Let me talk
to this guy.
Please! Let me talk
to him a minute.
You a Communist?
How'd you like it?
They tell you
always what to do,
what to think,
what to feel.
Do you want to
be like a sheep?
Like all those
other people?
I don't have to
listen to this!
You wanna work 8,
10 fucking hours?
You own nothing,
you got nothing!
Do you want a chivato
on every corner,
watching everything
you do?
Everything you say, man?
You know I eat octopus
three times a day?
I got fucking octopus
coming out of my ears.
I got fucking Russian shoes,
my feet's coming through.
How'd you like that?
You want me to stay there
and do nothing?
I'm no fucking criminal, man.
I'm no puta or thief.
I'm Tony Montana,
a political prisoner from Cuba.
I want my fucking
human rights, now!
Like President
Jimmy Carter says. Okay?
Carter should see this human right.
He's really good.

Clip duration: 141 seconds
Views: 42
Movie: Scarface
Year: 1983
Genres: crime, drama
Summary: In 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel and succumbs to greed.


Tony Montana - Al Pacino
Manny Ribera - Steven Bauer