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"Scary Movie 2" quotes

Scary Movie 2 poster
Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) into visiting a haunted house for a school project.

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Writer: Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Buddy Johnson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 29/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: $71,308,997
Released: 04 Jul 2001
Awards: 3 wins & 5 nominations

50 video clips

Dwight HartmanHansonFather McfeelyCindyCindy CampbellBrenda MeeksRay WilkinsShortyTheoShorty MeeksFather HarrisExorcist Party Go-ersBuddyHell House GhostAlexProfessor
Holy Lord Almighty Father in - Scary Movie 2 00:29 Holy Lord Almighty Father in Shake your ass watch yourself - Scary Movie 2 00:17 Shake your ass watch yourself Yo dogs what y'all think - Scary Movie 2 00:08 Yo dogs what y'all think Toke toke toke toke - Scary Movie 2 00:06 Toke toke toke toke And this - Scary Movie 2 00:34 And this OK Thanks handyman - Scary Movie 2 00:36 OK Thanks handyman Oh my God Brenda We're gonna die - Scary Movie 2 00:09 Oh my God Brenda We're gonna die How is she - Scary Movie 2 00:12 How is she Fuck this - Scary Movie 2 00:04 Fuck this This is a skeleton This is bones - Scary Movie 2 00:07 This is a skeleton This is bones Let's do something freaky - Scary Movie 2 00:40 Let's do something freaky All right Now let's split up - Scary Movie 2 00:35 All right Now let's split up Hey Hey Hey - Scary Movie 2 00:57 Hey Hey Hey As we go on we remember - Scary Movie 2 00:09 As we go on we remember Let us pray - Scary Movie 2 00:11 Let us pray My germs - Scary Movie 2 00:03 My germs I want to help you - Scary Movie 2 00:13 I want to help you You OK Dwight - Scary Movie 2 00:14 You OK Dwight Here Take my hand - Scary Movie 2 00:10 Here Take my hand You know you really are my best friend Cindy - Scary Movie 2 00:25 You know you really are my best friend Cindy Help My pussy's gone crazy - Scary Movie 2 00:05 Help My pussy's gone crazy You are the weakest link Good bye - Scary Movie 2 00:05 You are the weakest link Good bye Hey Cin How you doing - Scary Movie 2 00:29 Hey Cin How you doing I'm Father McFeely - Scary Movie 2 00:36 I'm Father McFeely Help me to release this demon - Scary Movie 2 00:31 Help me to release this demon All right - Scary Movie 2 00:06 All right Oh Watch My fanny's coming through - Scary Movie 2 00:07 Oh Watch My fanny's coming through Motherfucker Moo - Scary Movie 2 00:03 Motherfucker Moo Say heloo to Cindy Shorty - Scary Movie 2 00:19 Say heloo to Cindy Shorty Oh Shorty Cindy - Scary Movie 2 00:07 Oh Shorty Cindy Yeah man - Scary Movie 2 00:04 Yeah man I heard Dwight tell the Professor - Scary Movie 2 00:09 I heard Dwight tell the Professor Why won't you talk to me - Scary Movie 2 00:06 Why won't you talk to me Oh You got to be quicker than that pencil dick - Scary Movie 2 00:04 Oh You got to be quicker than that pencil dick Hi little guy Look at you - Scary Movie 2 00:22 Hi little guy Look at you Oh no son Not a poltergeist - Scary Movie 2 00:04 Oh no son Not a poltergeist Nah I need a place to stay - Scary Movie 2 00:19 Nah I need a place to stay Bring it on - Scary Movie 2 00:05 Bring it on I'll make sure you get tucked in - Scary Movie 2 00:03 I'll make sure you get tucked in Why won't you talk to me - Scary Movie 2 00:06 Why won't you talk to me Who's ready for a wing - Scary Movie 2 00:14 Who's ready for a wing Morphine Chloroform - Scary Movie 2 00:07 Morphine Chloroform Hiawatha - Scary Movie 2 00:03 Hiawatha He's gonna kill us - Scary Movie 2 00:05 He's gonna kill us Oh Oh that's heavy Whoo That's heavy - Scary Movie 2 00:07 Oh Oh that's heavy Whoo That's heavy Uncle Ray Ray's got a game - Scary Movie 2 00:03 Uncle Ray Ray's got a game Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Dwight - Scary Movie 2 00:04 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Dwight How about I take these two legs - Scary Movie 2 00:06 How about I take these two legs I know what you're thinking - Scary Movie 2 00:18 I know what you're thinking

Cast

Exorcist Party Goer - Antony Acker
Exorcist Party Goer - Mark Barrett
Exorcist Party Goer - Richard Bellos
Exorcist Party Goer - Suzanne Bianqui
Exorcist Party Goer - Natale Bosco
All Cast