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Scary Movie 2

Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) into visiting a haunted house for a school project.

Director

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Year

Genre

Box Office

$71,308,997

Production

Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

Awards

3 wins & 5 nominations

Part of Collection

Scary Movie Collection: Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 4, Scary Movie V, Scary Movie 3

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Dwight Hartman Hanson Father Mcfeely Cindy Cindy Campbell Brenda Meeks Ray Wilkins Shorty Theo Shorty Meeks Father Harris Exorcist Party Go-ers Buddy Hell House Ghost Alex Professor

One of your old favorite songs from way back when So... - Scary Movie 2

One of your old favorite songs from way back when So...

Hey, do you guys know this one? - Scary Movie 2

Hey, do you guys know this one?

Shake your ass, watch yourself Shake your ass Show me what you're working with Attention all young players and pimps Right now is the place to be I thought I told y'all niggers before Y'all niggers don't fuck with me Shake your ass Watch yourself Shake yo - Scary Movie 2

Shake your ass, watch yourself Shake your ass Show me what...

Oh! Who put the horse out? - Scary Movie 2

Oh! Who put the horse out?

She--she's been really sick. - Scary Movie 2

She--she's been really sick.

OK. That'll be $17.50. Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare. - Scary Movie 2

OK. That'll be $17.50. Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare.

I'm Father McFeely. - Scary Movie 2

I'm Father McFeely.

How is sheIt's gotten worse FatherReallyShe won't eat she won't talkThe child won't even let me touch herYes Sometimes you have to give them candy - Scary Movie 2

How is sheIt's gotten worse FatherReallyShe won't...

"The sorrows of death compassed me... - Scary Movie 2

"The sorrows of death compassed me...

"My soul from death. - Scary Movie 2

"My soul from death.

Help me to release this demonAhhThank you Lord the most merciful AlmightyOh hold onAhh Ah those enchiladas - Scary Movie 2

Help me to release this demonAhhThank you Lord the most...

Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas. Ha, ha, ha! Thank you, Lord. - Scary Movie 2

Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas. Ha, ha, ha! Thank you, Lord.

Aah! Fuck this. Father! Fuck! Did you see this? Look at this! Please, Father, think of the child. Fu - Scary Movie 2

Aah! Fuck this. Father! Fuck! Did you see this? Look at...

Fuck this - Scary Movie 2

Holy Lord Almighty Father inAahEverlasting Godand Father of our Lord Jesus Christand the Virgin Mary's baby daddyHoly Lord Almighty Fathereverlasting Godwho once consigned that fallen tyrantto the flames of Hellwho sent your only son into the worldto - Scary Movie 2

Holy Lord Almighty Father inAahEverlasting Godand Father of...

Ha, ha, ha! - Scary Movie 2

Oh! Here you go, Father. All clean. Oh, thank you so much. OK. Hee, hee, hee! You failed, McFeely. Y - Scary Movie 2

Oh! Here you go, Father. All clean. Oh, thank you so much....

Nah I need a place to stayMom Dukes kicked me out but you know something - Scary Movie 2

Nah I need a place to stayMom Dukes kicked me out but you...

Yo dogs what y'all think - Scary Movie 2

Yo dogs what y'all think

Are these all the subjects? - Scary Movie 2

Are these all the subjects?

And this - Scary Movie 2

I'll make sure you get tucked in - Scary Movie 2

I'll make sure you get tucked in

Ow! Hello? Oh! Hello? - Scary Movie 2

Ow! Hello? Oh! Hello?

Hello? Hi, little guy. Look at you. Little? I'm not little. I'm hung like a bull, lady. Check it out - Scary Movie 2

Hello? Hi, little guy. Look at you. Little? I'm not...

Oh, I'm--I'm sorry, child. - Scary Movie 2

Oh, I'm--I'm sorry, child.

Oh Oh that's heavy Whoo That's heavyI better use my strong hand - Scary Movie 2

Oh Oh that's heavy Whoo That's heavyI better use...

Oh Watch My fanny's coming throughWatch it Make room for fanny - Scary Movie 2

Oh Watch My fanny's coming throughWatch it Make room...

OK Thanks handymanI'm actually the caretakerOh aren't those cool new skatesNow you be careful with thoseDon't want to fall and break somethingOh that's funny That's real funnyLet me give you a handWell that that's awful kind of youHow about you give me a - Scary Movie 2

OK Thanks handymanI'm actually the caretakerOh...

Hey there little guy How you doingFuck off four eyesI beg your pardonI said Fuck off four eyesOh I ought to kick your assHey Hey HeyRelax son It's just a birdHello birdie Polly want a crackerPolly wants your mama's sweet assWhat did Polly say to meI said - Scary Movie 2

Hey there little guy How you doingFuck off four eyesI beg...

Hey Cin How you doingOpen chestCome on You got to be quicker than that A cupOh OhHey guysHey How you doingWell are you boys just gonna sit therewith your mouths openor is someone gonna offer me a seatOhOwI warmed it up for youIt's the best seat in the - Scary Movie 2

Hey Cin How you doingOpen chestCome on You got to be quicker...

He's gonna kill us - Scary Movie 2

He's gonna kill us

Hiawatha - Scary Movie 2

All rightWho's ready for a wingYours or the turkey's - Scary Movie 2

All rightWho's ready for a wingYours or the...

Who's ready for a wingYours or the turkey'sHa ha haI just thought that was funnyWell I know what you'd likeHow about a leg - Scary Movie 2

Who's ready for a wingYours or the turkey'sHa ha...

How about I take these two legsand shove them right up your assall the way to the knee - Scary Movie 2

How about I take these two legsand shove them right up your...

My germs - Scary Movie 2

Come play with me. - Scary Movie 2

Come play with me.

I want to help youHelp me how Who's in dangerCheck the music roomWhere are youCheck the fucking music room - Scary Movie 2

I want to help youHelp me how Who's in dangerCheck the...

God. Must be a secret study or something. - Scary Movie 2

God. Must be a secret study or something.

Oh, my God. - Scary Movie 2

This must be his wife. - Scary Movie 2

This must be his wife.

Hey. Nice. Mm-hmm... Mmm... mmm. - Scary Movie 2

Hey. Nice. Mm-hmm... Mmm... mmm.

Oh! Oh! OK! Hello! If I had known, I would have freshened up! I wish you were freshened up, too. Get - Scary Movie 2

Oh! Oh! OK! Hello! If I had known, I would have freshened...

Bring it onKinky's my middle name bitch - Scary Movie 2

Bring it onKinky's my middle name bitch

Let's do something freaky. - Scary Movie 2

Let's do something freaky.

Let us pray - Scary Movie 2

Oh, hey, kitty, kitty. - Scary Movie 2

Oh, hey, kitty, kitty.

OK. OK. - Scary Movie 2

Help! My pussy's gone crazy! Aah! Aah! - Scary Movie 2

Help! My pussy's gone crazy! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Oh! Aah! Aah! - Scary Movie 2

Aah! Oh! Aah! Aah!

OK. You want a piece of me? Huh? Yeah! How do you like that, little pussy? Come on! Yeah! Yeah! Come - Scary Movie 2

OK. You want a piece of me? Huh? Yeah! How do you like that,...

Hey, you. - Scary Movie 2

Peekaboo! - Scary Movie 2

Uncle Ray Ray's got a game - Scary Movie 2

Uncle Ray Ray's got a game

CINDY, VOICE-OVER? - Scary Movie 2

CINDY, VOICE-OVER?

Hello, Cindy. - Scary Movie 2

I take it you're not mad at me anymore. - Scary Movie 2

I take it you're not mad at me anymore.

As we go on we remember - Scary Movie 2

As we go on we remember

Lockdown Records presents... - Scary Movie 2

Lockdown Records presents...

Toke toke toke tokeTake it to the head Take it to the head - Scary Movie 2

Toke toke toke tokeTake it to the head Take it to the head

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Dwight - Scary Movie 2

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Dwight

I heard Dwight tell the Professorthere could be a poltergeist in the houseand that we could all be in dangerOh no son Not a poltergeistWhat's a poltergeist - Scary Movie 2

I heard Dwight tell the Professorthere could be a...

Oh no son Not a poltergeist - Scary Movie 2

Oh no son Not a poltergeist

Woo-hoo! - Scary Movie 2

Oh. So this is your secret room. Well... this just isn't gonna work now, is it? Oh, Professor. Come - Scary Movie 2

Oh. So this is your secret room. Well... this just...

No! Aah! - Is everybody here? - Yeah. All right. Let's go. - Oh! - Oh, shit, son! - Scary Movie 2

No! Aah! - Is everybody here? - Yeah. All right. Let's...

What? Ew. Are my glasses crooked? Now listen, that ghost may be invisible... but we have the advanta - Scary Movie 2

What? Ew. Are my glasses crooked? Now listen, that ghost may...

All right Now let's split upUh uh Uh uh Uh uhNow wait a minute Hold upHow come every time some scary shit happensthat we need to stick togetheryou white people always say Let's split upShe's right We should stick togetherYes That's what I'm sayingShe's - Scary Movie 2

All right Now let's split upUh uh Uh uh Uh uhNow wait a...

Ah. Did you hear that? Hell, yeah. Oh! Where's Shorty? I don't know. Shorty! Oh. Damn. All right. Yo - Scary Movie 2

Ah. Did you hear that? Hell, yeah. Oh! Where's Shorty?...

- Wow. - What is this? I don't know. - Scary Movie 2

- Wow. - What is this? I don't know.

Oh, wow. - Scary Movie 2

What are you doing? - Scary Movie 2

What are you doing?

Aah! - Oh, Shorty! - Cindy! - Scary Movie 2

Aah! - Oh, Shorty! - Cindy!

Oh Shorty CindyThere's a monster chasing meWhat are we gonna doI got it Yeah - Scary Movie 2

Oh Shorty CindyThere's a monster chasing meWhat are we...

Damn. Why does the little bitch... got to bring that shit over here? OK. Well, maybe she won't see m - Scary Movie 2

Damn. Why does the little bitch... got to bring that shit...

Damn, bitch, please die! - Scary Movie 2

Damn, bitch, please die!

Oh my God Brenda We're gonna dieIt would have just been youif you had just shut the fuck up - Scary Movie 2

Oh my God Brenda We're gonna dieIt would have just been...

CindyThis is a skeleton This is bonesWould you run from Calista Flockhart - Scary Movie 2

CindyThis is a skeleton This is bonesWould you run from...

You know you really are my best friend CindyYou guys OKYeah PleaseIt takes more than a little bag of bones to scare meWedgieHa ha haThe ghost has BuddyAh My assBrenda do somethingOKAahI thought I was your best friendWasI'm gonna miss you girl - Scary Movie 2

You know you really are my best friend CindyYou guys OKYeah...

Oh! Are you OK? Ow. Oh, my God, you're bleeding. Come on. I think there's a first-aid kit in the lab - Scary Movie 2

Oh! Are you OK? Ow. Oh, my God, you're bleeding. Come...

Huey... baby... where are you? - Scary Movie 2

Huey... baby... where are you?

My love? - Scary Movie 2

Why won't you talk to meBecause you gave me crabs - Scary Movie 2

Why won't you talk to meBecause you gave me crabs

You are the weakest link. - Scary Movie 2

You are the weakest link.

You are the weakest link Good bye - Scary Movie 2

You are the weakest link Good bye

Buuuuudyyyy. - Scary Movie 2

Oh, my God. - Scary Movie 2

OK. All right. You stay down here. I'll go check upstairs. OK. - Scary Movie 2

OK. All right. You stay down here. I'll go check...

OK, Buddy. - Scary Movie 2

Come on, Kane. - Scary Movie 2

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Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) into visiting a haunted house for a school project.

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Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans

Writer: Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Buddy Johnson

Production: Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

Genre: comedy

Year: 2001

MetaScore: 29/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: $71,308,997

Released: 04 Jul 2001

Awards: 3 wins & 5 nominations

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Scary Movie Collection: Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 4, Scary Movie V, Scary Movie 3

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