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I'm Father McFeely

I'm Father McFeely. I'm so glad you're here. I came as fast as I could,but at my age......

Scary Movie 2 • 2001

I'm Father McFeely. I'm so glad you're here. I came as fast as I could,but at my age... the little soldier needsa lot more thumping... before it starts pumping,if you know what I mean. I do find, though,if I tickle my asshole... just before I unleashthe dog of war-- It's OK. I understand. You know,because in the old days... you know when you-- How is she? It's gotten worse, Father. Really? She won't eat,she won't talk. The child won't evenlet me touch her. Yes. Sometimes you haveto give them candy. Father... the church sent meto assist you. I'm Father Harris. - Hi.- Hi. Nice to see you. Would you liketo see the girl? Soon... but firstI must bless this house

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I'm Father McFeely

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I'm so glad you're here

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I came as fast as I could but at my age

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the little soldier needs a lot more thumping

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before it starts pumping if you know what I mean

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I do find though if I tickle my asshole

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just before I unleash the dog of war

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It's OK I understand

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You know because in the old days

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you know when you

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How is she

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It's gotten worse Father

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Really

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She won't eat she won't talk

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The child won't even let me touch her

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Yes Sometimes you have to give them candy

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Father

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the church sent me to assist you

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I'm Father Harris

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Hi Hi Nice to see you

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Would you like to see the girl

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Soon

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but first I must bless this house

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ساعدنى لأتخلص من هذا الشيطان

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شكرا يا ربى

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اللعنة

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ايها الاب

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اللعنة الم ترى هذا

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ارجوك ايها الاب فكر فى الطفل

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Rev McZeezy Dieu merci

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Je suis venu aussi vite que j'ai pu

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Mais à mon âge le petit soldat doit s'échauffer avant de tirer

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Si je me chatouille le fion avant de lâcher le pitbull

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Ça va je comprends

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Mais dans le temps

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Comment va t elle

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Ça empire mon père

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Elle refuse de manger elle refuse de parler

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Elle refuse même que je la touche

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Vous avez essayé les bonbons

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L'Église m'envoie pour vous assister Je suis le père Harris

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Enchanté

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Vous voulez voir l'enfant

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Tout à l'heure

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D'abord je dois bénir cette maison

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Aku Bapak McFeely

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Aku senang anda kesini

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Aku datang secepat mungkin tapi pada usiaku

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tentara kecil membutuhkan lebih banyak berdebar

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sebelum itu mulai berdebar jika kau tahu yang aku maksud

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Aku akan cari meskipun jika aku menggelitik bokongku

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sesaat sebelum aku melepas perang anjing

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Tak apa Aku mengerti

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Kau tahu karena di hari tua

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kau tahu ketika kau

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Bagaimana dia

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Ini memburuk Bapak

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Sungguh

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Dia tak mau makan dia tak mau bicara

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Dia tak membiarkan aku menyentuhnya

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Ya Kadang kau harus memberinya permen

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Bapak

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gereja mengirimku untuk membantu kau

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Aku Bapak Harris

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Hi Hi Senang bertemu dengan kau

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Apa anda ingin melihat gadisnya

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Segera

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tapi pertama aku harus berkati rumah ini

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神父のマクフィーリです

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ようこそいらっしゃいました

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できるだけ急いだのですがこの年となると

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モノが流れ出す前に

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すこし出しておかないと言ってる事解らんだろうが

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だが仮にケツの穴がムズムズして

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この残りを解き放たねば

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大丈夫ですよく解りました

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ですよね昔の事です

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彼女はどうですか

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悪くなる一方です神父様

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そうですか

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何も口にせず話もしてくれないんです

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私が触ることさえも

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それじゃあ時々飴を与えるべきですね

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神父さん

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教会にあなたの援助をと

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ハリス神父です

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よろしくね

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彼女と会いますか

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すぐにでも

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だがまずこの家を清めてから

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я отец МакФили я так рада вам

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Примчался как только смог

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Могу я уже хуже чем в молодости и чтобы мой ствол выпалил нужно дрочить часа два

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я правда заметил что если пощекотать анус перед тем как бросить своего гренадёра

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в последний бой Ничего ничего я понимаю

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Не то что в юности Раньше мог

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Как она

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хуже и хуже святой отец Правда

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Отказывается есть Ничего не говорит

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Даже не даёт к себе притронуться Да

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Иногда нужно давать им конфеты

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Отец

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Церковь направила меня ассистировать я отец херрис

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Привет Очень рад Посмотрите девочку

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Скоро

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Сначала я должен осмотреть дом

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hola soy el padre Mcflee

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me alegro de verlo

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vine lo mas rapido que pude

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a mi edad deberia pensar que no debo comer antes de salir

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me hizo mal la comida me duele mucho el culo de estar en el baño

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esta bien entiendo

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la cebolla

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como esta ella

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cada vez peor padre

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de verdad

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no quiere comer no quiere hablar

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ni si quiera me deja acercame

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de vez en cuando es bueno darles un dulce

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Padre

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la iglesia me envio a asistirlo soy el padre harris

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un gusto padre

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me gustaria ver a la niña

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pronto

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en primer lugar deben desalojar la casa

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l'm Father McFeely

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l'm so glad you're here

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l came as fast as l could

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but at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumping

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before it starts pumping if you know what l mean

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You know l do find though if l tickle my asshole

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just before l unleash the dog of war lt's okay lt's okay l understand

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You know because in the old days you know when you

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How is she

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lt's gotten worse Father

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Really

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She won't eat she won't talk

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The child won't even let me touch her

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Yes Sometimes you have to give them candy

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Father The church sent me to assist you l'm Father Harris

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Hi Nice to see you Hi

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Would you like to see the girl

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Soon

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But first l must bless this house

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Duration

55 seconds

Views

216

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:15

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2026

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Production

Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

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Movie Summary

Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) into visiting a haunted house for a school project.