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Why won't you talk to meBecause you gave me crabs
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Scary Movie 2

Because you gave me crabs

Alex:
Why won't you talk to me?Hell House Ghost:Because you gave me crabs

Full Transcript

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Why won't you talk to me
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Because you gave me crabs
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
661
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:46
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

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Movie Summary

Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) into visiting a haunted house for a school project.

Actors

Tori Spelling
Alex
Tori Spelling
Richard Moll
Hell House Ghost
Richard Moll
You are the weakest link Good bye - Scary Movie 2 00:05
You are the weakest link Good bye
You are the weakest link. - Scary Movie 2 00:16
You are the weakest link.
Buuuuudyyyy. - Scary Movie 2 00:17
Buuuuudyyyy.
Oh, my God. - Scary Movie 2 00:25
Oh, my God.
OK. All right. You stay down here. I'll go check upstairs. OK. - Scary Movie 2 00:10
OK. All right. You stay down here. I'll go check...
OK, Buddy. - Scary Movie 2 01:02
OK, Buddy.
Come on, Kane. - Scary Movie 2 00:08
Come on, Kane.
Aah! Ha, ha, ha! Oh! Aah! Ah. Ah. - Scary Movie 2 00:14
Aah! Ha, ha, ha! Oh! Aah! Ah. Ah.
That's right, mother-- Ha, ha, ha! - Scary Movie 2 00:25
That's right, mother-- Ha, ha, ha!
Aaargh! - Scary Movie 2 00:25
Aaargh!
I know what you're thinkingDid I fire 3 shots or 117Well do you feel luckypunkDo you feel luckyDo you feel lucky punkShoot me motherfucker - Scary Movie 2 00:18
I know what you're thinkingDid I fire 3 shots or...
Motherfucker Moo - Scary Movie 2 00:03
Motherfucker Moo
OK. Fine. Make your best move, ass bite. - Scary Movie 2 00:07
OK. Fine. Make your best move, ass bite.
- Raaa! - Aaah! - Scary Movie 2 00:17
- Raaa! - Aaah!
Uh. Help! Help! Here. Take my hand. Ahh! Come on. You're gonna fall unless you take my hand... No. G - Scary Movie 2 00:33
Uh. Help! Help! Here. Take my hand. Ahh! Come on....
You take my little handNo Get it away from meTake it Take my hand - Scary Movie 2 00:08
You take my little handNo Get it away from meTake it Take my...
No. No. Why me? No. Come on. No. I've served you well. Don't you do this to me. No, please. Please, - Scary Movie 2 00:18
No. No. Why me? No. Come on. No. I've served you well....
Say heloo to Cindy ShortyHeloo CindyShorty are you OKTalk to meMorphine ChloroformHorse tranquilizers You drugged himI did not That's all his stuff - Scary Movie 2 00:19
Say heloo to Cindy ShortyHeloo CindyShorty are you OKTalk to...
Horse tranquilizers You drugged himI did not That's all his stuff - Scary Movie 2 00:06
Horse tranquilizers You drugged himI did not That's all...
Shorty! - Scary Movie 2 00:10
Shorty!