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"Scary Movie" quotes

Scary Movie poster
A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Writer: Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Buddy Johnson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $157,019,771
Released: 07 Jul 2000
Awards: 7 wins & 6 nominations

68 video clips

Cindy CampbellBobbyRayCindyBuffy GilmoreBrendaShortyGail HailstormThe KillerBlack Tv ReporterGregWarrenDrew DeckerPoliceman #1Cindy's DadHeatherTeacherShorty's RoomateDookieSlaveSheriffMiss MannBeauty Pageant McCameraman KennyHomeless ManDawson Leery
And make sure you take your behind to class this time - Scary Movie 00:54 And make sure you take your behind to class this time Do you know where I am - Scary Movie 00:30 Do you know where I am Shut the fuck up - Scary Movie 00:22 Shut the fuck up I thought I heard screaming in here - Scary Movie 00:25 I thought I heard screaming in here What are you doing - Scary Movie 00:34 What are you doing Don't go in there - Scary Movie 02:28 Don't go in there If it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix - Scary Movie 00:27 If it's about that time I puked green slime and... What do you want - Scary Movie 00:23 What do you want Oh you are my little girl - Scary Movie 01:16 Oh you are my little girl What do you mean - Scary Movie 00:23 What do you mean You don't get it - Scary Movie 01:02 You don't get it I thought you loved me - Scary Movie 00:37 I thought you loved me Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us - Scary Movie 00:38 Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us Spare a dollar Get away from me you bum - Scary Movie 00:20 Spare a dollar Get away from me you bum Cut another hole in your ass - Scary Movie 00:27 Cut another hole in your ass You guys are psychos - Scary Movie 00:23 You guys are psychos We have to call the police - Scary Movie 00:19 We have to call the police White folks are dead so we gettin' the fuck out of here - Scary Movie 00:13 White folks are dead so we gettin' the fuck out of here We'll pretend this never happened - Scary Movie 00:10 We'll pretend this never happened And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house - Scary Movie 00:06 And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house What's your favorite scary movie - Scary Movie 00:34 What's your favorite scary movie And Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner - Scary Movie 00:19 And Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the... If you see Bobby - Scary Movie 00:12 If you see Bobby What size are these - Scary Movie 00:11 What size are these They had a killer at you high school - Scary Movie 00:21 They had a killer at you high school Yo Hello Shorty What are you doing - Scary Movie 00:38 Yo Hello Shorty What are you doing Special Officer Doofy reporting - Scary Movie 00:19 Special Officer Doofy reporting I'll grab the other arm - Scary Movie 00:12 I'll grab the other arm Pretty little mouth - Scary Movie 00:25 Pretty little mouth Where's the foot - Scary Movie 00:06 Where's the foot Why are you doing this - Scary Movie 00:27 Why are you doing this I forgot to swallow - Scary Movie 00:10 I forgot to swallow We all go a little crazy sometimes - Scary Movie 00:26 We all go a little crazy sometimes Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut you know - Scary Movie 00:12 Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut you know Does this shirt make me look gay - Scary Movie 00:13 Does this shirt make me look gay Get your little sexy ass over here - Scary Movie 00:22 Get your little sexy ass over here Did you just say you went poopie - Scary Movie 00:13 Did you just say you went poopie Give me my crown - Scary Movie 00:30 Give me my crown That is classified information - Scary Movie 00:22 That is classified information Don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room - Scary Movie 00:14 Don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room You ruined Schindler's List - Scary Movie 00:09 You ruined Schindler's List She's gone and she's not coming back - Scary Movie 00:10 She's gone and she's not coming back I'd like to help you out - Scary Movie 00:11 I'd like to help you out The police have asked us to give you the following safety tips - Scary Movie 00:21 The police have asked us to give you the following safety... It's days like today that we need prayer in schools - Scary Movie 00:23 It's days like today that we need prayer in schools He might have some money - Scary Movie 00:20 He might have some money Cindy your ass looks fat - Scary Movie 00:05 Cindy your ass looks fat What is that god awful smell I don't know - Scary Movie 00:12 What is that god awful smell I don't know Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of - Scary Movie 00:26 Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of What took you so long to get here - Scary Movie 00:06 What took you so long to get here Oh look at me I'm all dead - Scary Movie 00:06 Oh look at me I'm all dead Oh I gotta stop drinking - Scary Movie 00:07 Oh I gotta stop drinking Take off your bra if you like - Scary Movie 00:05 Take off your bra if you like It was like BANG - Scary Movie 00:11 It was like BANG I'm Gail Hailstorm - Scary Movie 00:07 I'm Gail Hailstorm I know you better get out of my face - Scary Movie 00:09 I know you better get out of my face I hope you don't mind if I fake it - Scary Movie 00:09 I hope you don't mind if I fake it I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell - Scary Movie 00:18 I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell Help Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg leaving me helpless - Scary Movie 00:10 Help Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg leaving me... Has it ever crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered - Scary Movie 00:22 Has it ever crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was... I'm gonna slice you up Who is this - Scary Movie 00:18 I'm gonna slice you up Who is this Home watching The Exorcist - Scary Movie 00:27 Home watching The Exorcist Come on Cindy Cindy your ass looks fat - Scary Movie 00:05 Come on Cindy Cindy your ass looks fat Oh my God Kenny Kenny move your fat ass - Scary Movie 00:12 Oh my God Kenny Kenny move your fat ass Okay everybody listen up - Scary Movie 00:04 Okay everybody listen up

Cast

Drew - Carmen Electra
The Killer - Dave Sheridan
Not Drew's Boyfriend - Frank B. Moore
Trick or Treater #1 - Giacomo Baessato
Trick or Treater #2 - Kyle Graham
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