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Scary Movie quotes

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A group of teenagers including Cindy Campbell and Bobby Prinze, accidentally hit a man when driving, and dispose of the body, but now they are being stalked by a very recognisable masked killer. The victim count increases, whilst Cindy must survive the carnage that has she has seen in so many films before.

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Writer: Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Buddy Johnson, Phil Beauman, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Production: Wayan Bros. Entertainment, Dimension Films, Gold/Miller Productions, Brillstein-Grey Entertainment, Miramax
Genre: comedy
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $157,019,771
Released: 07 Jul 2000
Awards: 7 wins & 6 nominations.


56 Clips & Quotes

I thought you loved me - Scary Movie 01:06 I thought you loved me Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us - Scary Movie 01:33 Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us Cut another hole in your ass - Scary Movie 01:04 Cut another hole in your ass You guys are psychos - Scary Movie 00:53 You guys are psychos White folks are dead so we gettin' the fuck out of here - Scary Movie 00:26 White folks are dead so we gettin' the fuck out of here We have to call the police - Scary Movie 00:48 We have to call the police And make sure you take your behind to class this time - Scary Movie 00:54 And make sure you take your behind to class this time We'll pretend this never happened - Scary Movie 00:25 We'll pretend this never happened Now do you know where I am - Scary Movie 00:30 Now do you know where I am Do you know where I am - Scary Movie 00:30 Do you know where I am What's your favorite scary movie - Scary Movie 00:31 What's your favorite scary movie Special Officer Doofy reporting - Scary Movie 00:33 Special Officer Doofy reporting And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house - Scary Movie 00:23 And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house And Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner - Scary Movie 00:39 And Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the... If you see Bobby - Scary Movie 00:22 If you see Bobby What size are these - Scary Movie 00:18 What size are these The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want - Scary Movie 00:22 The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want Shut the fuck up - Scary Movie 00:22 Shut the fuck up I'll grab the other arm - Scary Movie 00:19 I'll grab the other arm They had a killer at you high school - Scary Movie 00:36 They had a killer at you high school I thought I heard screaming in here - Scary Movie 00:25 I thought I heard screaming in here Pretty little mouth - Scary Movie 00:31 Pretty little mouth What are you doing - Scary Movie 00:34 What are you doing Where's the foot - Scary Movie 00:10 Where's the foot Why are you doing this - Scary Movie 00:58 Why are you doing this Don't go in there - Scary Movie 02:28 Don't go in there If it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix - Scary Movie 00:27 If it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated... What do you want - Scary Movie 00:23 What do you want Oh you are my little girl - Scary Movie 01:16 Oh you are my little girl We all go a little crazy sometimes - Scary Movie 00:34 We all go a little crazy sometimes Does this shirt make me look gay - Scary Movie 00:14 Does this shirt make me look gay I forgot to swallow - Scary Movie 00:16 I forgot to swallow Get your little sexy ass over here - Scary Movie 00:20 Get your little sexy ass over here That is classified information - Scary Movie 00:36 That is classified information Did you just say you went  poopie - Scary Movie 00:14 Did you just say you went poopie Don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room - Scary Movie 00:16 Don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut   you know - Scary Movie 00:22 Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut you know Cindy your ass looks fat - Scary Movie 00:12 Cindy your ass looks fat The police have asked us to give you the following safety tips - Scary Movie 00:58 The police have asked us to give you the following safety... Give me my crown - Scary Movie 00:30 Give me my crown You ruined Schindler's List - Scary Movie 00:21 You ruined Schindler's List It's days like today that we need prayer in schools - Scary Movie 00:43 It's days like today that we need prayer in schools She's gone and she's not coming back - Scary Movie 00:31 She's gone and she's not coming back I'd like to help you out - Scary Movie 00:15 I'd like to help you out He might have some money - Scary Movie 00:33 He might have some money Take off your bra if you like - Scary Movie 00:13 Take off your bra if you like It was like BANG - Scary Movie 00:22 It was like BANG You're not the only one who got one - Scary Movie 00:23 You're not the only one who got one What do you mean - Scary Movie 00:23 What do you mean I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell - Scary Movie 00:44 I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell I know you better get out of my face - Scary Movie 00:14 I know you better get out of my face You don't get it - Scary Movie 01:02 You don't get it Has it ever crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered - Scary Movie 00:31 Has it ever crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was... I'm Gail Hailstorm - Scary Movie 00:15 I'm Gail Hailstorm I hope you don't mind if I fake it - Scary Movie 00:18 I hope you don't mind if I fake it Home watching The Exorcist - Scary Movie 00:40 Home watching The Exorcist

Cast

The Killer - Dave Sheridan
Not Drew's Boyfriend - Frank B. Moore
Trick or Treater #1 - Giacomo Baessato
Trick or Treater #2 - Kyle Graham
Trick or Treater #3 - Leanne Santos
Drew's Dad - Mark McConchie
Drew's Mom - Karen Kruper
Cindy - Anna Faris
Bobby - Jon Abrahams
Cindy's Dad - Rick Ducommun
Brenda - Regina Hall
Shorty - Marlon Wayans
Homeless Man - Lloyd Berry
Gail Hailstorm - Cheri Oteri
Annoying Guy - Matthew Paxman
KOMQ Reporter - Chris Robson
Female Reporter - Susan Shears
Black TV Reporter - Peter Bryant
Heather - Andrea Nemeth
Road Victim - Craig Bruhnanski
Cameraman Kenny - Dan Joffre
Sheriff - Kurt Fuller
Principal Squiggy - David L. Lander
Beauty Pageant MC - Reg Tupper
Miss Congeniality - Tanja Reichert
Miss Thing - Kendall Saunders
Grandma - Babe Dolan
Policeman #1 - David Neale
Policeman #2 - Nels Lennarson
Reporter #1 - Nicola Crosbie
Reporter #2 - Ian Bliss
Shorty's Roomate - Chris Wilding
Buffy's Mom - Glynis Davies
Miss Mann - Jayne Trcka
Suicidal Teacher - Peter Hanlon
Older Man in Theater - Ted Cole
Old Lady in Theatre - Doreen Ramus
Amistad II Captain - Lee R. Mayes
Whipmaster - Mark Hoeppner
Woman in Theatre - Jessica Van der Veen
Young Man in Theatre - Jim Shepard
Garage Victim - Marissa Jaret Winokur
Shorty's Friend - Dexter Bell
Store Clerk - Ted Gill
Killer Ghost - Andrew Keilty
Stoner - Kevin Hansen
Warren - Johnny Hawkes
Teacher - Art Hives
Homey #2 - Bruce Mahler
Sheriff's Deputy - Mark Marriott
Prince#1 - Antonio McKay
Student - Robin Miller
Principal - Zahf Paroo
Locker Room Guy In Towel - Ryan Paton
Underwear Norseman - Aubrey Tennant
Dawson Leery - James Van Der Beek