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Scary Movie

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

Director

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Year

Genre

Box Office

$157,019,771

Production

Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

Awards

7 wins & 6 nominations

Part of Collection

Scary Movie Collection: Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 4, Scary Movie V, Scary Movie 3

Drew

The Killer

Not Drew's Boyfriend

Trick or Treater #1

Giacomo Baessato

Trick or Treater #2

Trick or Treater #3

Drew's Dad

Drew's Mom

Cindy

Bobby

Cindy's Dad

Brenda

Shorty

Buffy

Shannon Elizabeth

Homeless Man

Gail Hailstorm

Annoying Guy

KOMQ Reporter

Female Reporter

Black TV Reporter

Greg

Ray

Heather

Road Victim

Craig Bruhnanski

Cameraman Kenny

Teacher

Kelly Coffield Park

Sheriff

Principal Squiggy

David L. Lander

Beauty Pageant MC

Miss Congeniality

Miss Thing

Kendall Saunders

Grandma

Policeman #1

Policeman #2

Reporter #1

Reporter #2

Shorty's Roomate

Dookie

Buffy's Mom

Miss Mann

Suicidal Teacher

Older Man in Theater

Old Lady in Theatre

Amistad II Captain

Slave

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Whipmaster

Woman in Theatre

Jessica Van der Veen

Young Man in Theatre

Garage Victim

Marissa Jaret Winokur

Shorty's Friend

Store Clerk

Killer Ghost

Stoner

Warren

Teacher

Reporter

Jennifer Anne Lee

Homey #2

Sheriff's Deputy

Prince#1

Student

Principal

Locker Room Guy In Towel

Underwear Norseman

Dawson Leery

James Van Der Beek

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Do you know where I am - Scary Movie

Do you know where I am

What do you mean - Scary Movie

What do you mean

Who's this Tell me your name and I'll tell you mineI don't think soWhat's that noise Oops I fartedI didn't think you would hear me No that popping noise - Scary Movie

Who's this Tell me your name and I'll tell you...

What's that noise Oops I fartedI didn't think you would hear me No that popping noise - Scary Movie

What's that noise Oops I fartedI didn't think you...

What's your favorite Mm I don't knowThinkOh I know Um Kazaam the one where Shaq plays a genieThat's not a horror movie Well you haven't seen Shaq act - Scary Movie

What's your favorite Mm I don't knowThinkOh I know...

Nice breastsLook what do you wantI wanna see what your insides look likeWell Well then turn to page 54 - Scary Movie

Nice breastsLook what do you wantI wanna see what your...

Or else what Or else my boyfriends gonna be here any minuteand he's black and he'll kick your assOh really YeahYou mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a womanHow did you know Turn the porch lights onHelp HelpOh that's not my boyfriend I mean - Scary Movie

Or else what Or else my boyfriends gonna be here any...

Help! Help! Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean, I've fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. L - Scary Movie

Help! Help! Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean,...

I cant feel my legs. - Scary Movie

I cant feel my legs.

- Daddy! Daddy! - Ugh! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, no! No! - Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear an - Scary Movie

- Daddy! Daddy! - Ugh! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, no! No! - Did...

Knock I thought I heard screaming in here No No you didn't DadWell it could've been that crack I smoked earlier I guess - Scary Movie

Knock I thought I heard screaming in here No No you...

Oh you are my little girl I love you so muchthat I left you a little something in the coffee canDad But you have to remember to step on it before you sell itNow what are you gonna cut it with Um bakingBaking soda Not baking powderBecause baking powder - Scary Movie

Oh you are my little girl I love you so muchthat I left you...

I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you. - Scary Movie

I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me...

What the-- Wrong set. - Scary Movie

What the-- Wrong set.

Bobby! Oh, Bobby! I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over - No, Bobby, don't. - Ow! Jeez. Yeah, - Scary Movie

Bobby! Oh, Bobby! I don't wanna wait for our lives to...

Shorty you are so loudAnd make sure you take your behind to class todayI do be going to class Lunch is not a class ShortyIt is when you got the munchiesSee that's why you such a dumb ass Your motherYou my brother That's your mother too jackassOh yeah Well - Scary Movie

Shorty you are so loudAnd make sure you take your behind to...

Spare a dollar Get away from me you bumBuffy Can't you see he's just hungryHere you go sir A nice sandwichSee I said a dollar bitch - Scary Movie

Spare a dollar Get away from me you bumBuffy Can't you...

Hello I'm Gail Hailstorm author of the book You're Dead I'm Rich - Scary Movie

Hello I'm Gail Hailstorm author of the book You're...

Reporting live for Black TV White folks aredead and we're getting the fuck out of here - Scary Movie

Reporting live for Black TV White folks aredead and...

Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us? - Scary Movie

Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?

What can you tell us about Drew Well she had the fat ass - Scary Movie

What can you tell us about Drew Well she had the fat ass

Hey, yo, dawg. - Scary Movie

See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. - Scary Movie

See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, Big Jim, Little Jim,...

What size are these - Scary Movie

What size are these

Damn, girl. - Scary Movie

Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last nightYou know what I think I knew her ReallyShe had a brother named Steve YeahLong hair pretty little mouth perfect assThat was her Nah I was talking about SteveWhatever happened to him - Scary Movie

Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last nightYou know...

Would you look at what they're doing? - Scary Movie

Would you look at what they're doing?

- What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is-- Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! - Scary Movie

- What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is-- Yeah! Whoo!...

- Hey. Come over here. - What? -Just get a little closer to me. - Something you're gonna tell me? -- - Scary Movie

- Hey. Come over here. - What? -Just get a little closer to...

Oh, my God! - Scary Movie

- Oh, my God. - Scary Movie

Oh my God we hit a boot Where's the foot - Scary Movie

Oh my God we hit a boot Where's the foot

Shit We have to call the policeNo way I ain't going to jail We have toCindy do you know what they do to young boys in prisonAnd all those sex starved convicts justwaiting for a fresh piece of meatHey you're right Cindy Maybe we should call the police - Scary Movie

Shit We have to call the policeNo way I ain't going to...

Cindy come on Well just pretend it never happenedYou know like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other - Scary Movie

Cindy come on Well just pretend it never happenedYou know...

I'll get his arm I'll grab I'll grab his other armI'll grab his ass - Scary Movie

I'll get his arm I'll grab I'll grab his...

Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. - Scary Movie

Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.

Hold on. - Scary Movie

Right now we make a pact. - Scary Movie

Right now we make a pact.

Ooh was that drool Yeah I forgot to swallowDon't worry cause I never forget - Scary Movie

Ooh was that drool Yeah I forgot to swallowDon't worry...

Its days like today that we need prayer in schoolIt starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our societyHere you go babyGo to your daddyOhI'll see you after class - Scary Movie

Its days like today that we need prayer in schoolIt starts...

The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we wantOh shut the fuck up - Scary Movie

The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we wantOh...

Now Cindy Sheriff has some questionsthat he would like to ask you todayWhat is that god awful smell I don't knowI got a poopieDid you just say that you went poopieYeah It was good MmGet him out of here YesThank you Doofy OkayYou should now go back to - Scary Movie

Now Cindy Sheriff has some questionsthat he would like to...

I got a poopieDid you just say that you went poopieYeah It was good Mm - Scary Movie

I got a poopieDid you just say that you went poopieYeah It...

How are you Cindy FineHow are you Sheriff Bloated constipatedGot a boil on my ass the size of a walnut You know the usual - Scary Movie

How are you Cindy FineHow are you Sheriff Bloated...

Who did this? - Scary Movie

Laugh it up, you guys. - Scary Movie

Laugh it up, you guys.

No. I was talking about the note. I got one too. - Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy. - Scary Movie

No. I was talking about the note. I got one too. - Somebody...

- You're hurting her, man. - Scary Movie

- You're hurting her, man.

What's everybody talking about? - Scary Movie

What's everybody talking about?

Very good. - Scary Movie

Very good. - Scary Movie

Look out, Greg! - Scary Movie

Look out, Greg!

Here she comesMiss Teen She's So FineSuch lovely tits Give me my crown bitchAnd a great behindThere she is Doggy style anytimeAnd I'll do her behind behind and behindOh there she isShe loves 69 - Scary Movie

Here she comesMiss Teen She's So FineSuch lovely tits...

- Hello. - Hello, Cindy. - Who is this? - Its me, Bobby. - Scary Movie

- Hello. - Hello, Cindy. - Who is this? - Its me, Bobby.

Aw. I love you too, baby. - Scary Movie

Aw. I love you too, baby.

Bobby, I told you-- I still know what you did last Halloween. - Scary Movie

Bobby, I told you-- I still know what you did last...

- Ow! Ow! - Hello. - I'm gonna kill you. - I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this? - I'm gonna chop y - Scary Movie

- Ow! Ow! - Hello. - I'm gonna kill you. - I'm...

Yeah. No. No. No. Hey, no peeking. No peeking. Turn around. Good. Okay, now you look. Now do you kno - Scary Movie

Yeah. No. No. No. Hey, no peeking. No peeking. Turn around....

Oh I gotta stop drinking - Scary Movie

Oh I gotta stop drinking

- Grandma! - Scary Movie

Are you okay? - Scary Movie

- I can explain that. - Scary Movie

- I can explain that.

Its me, Cindy. - Scary Movie

I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you. - Scary Movie

I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't...

Special Officer Doofy reportingHey Doofy smell my fingersWhat's that That's when you know you've become a man DoofyHey Terry smell my fingerWhat the hell is that My ass - Scary Movie

Special Officer Doofy reportingHey Doofy smell my...

Yeah Doofus Mom says when I wear this badgeyou're supposed to treat me like a man of the lawMom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner - Scary Movie

Yeah Doofus Mom says when I wear this badgeyou're...

This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed homeNow if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera - Scary Movie

This little piggy went to the market This little piggy...

Where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbellthe young girl who was attacked earlier this eveningYou're on my foot fat shit Sorry GWhat did I say Don't ever step on Gail's shoesWhy not Because Gail wears Prada shoesYou idiot I'm a bad man - Scary Movie

Where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy...

Come on Cindy Cindy your ass looks fat - Scary Movie

Come on Cindy Cindy your ass looks fat

- Yo. - Hello, Shorty. - Scary Movie

- Yo. - Hello, Shorty.

- What you doin', son? - Scary Movie

- What you doin', son?

Hello? I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room! - Scary Movie

Hello? I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning...

I heard Bobby got out this morning. - Scary Movie

I heard Bobby got out this morning.

Yo son Its like I seen this all beforeThey had a killer at your old high school ShortyNo it was in this movie ScreamSame dialogue and everything This is ill - Scary Movie

Yo son Its like I seen this all beforeThey had a killer at...

Ray if you see Bobby tell him I love himOkay If I see Bobby I'll tell him I love him - Scary Movie

Ray if you see Bobby tell him I love himOkay If I see Bobby...

What is it She's gone and she's not coming backIts been over a year CindyBut Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls - Scary Movie

What is it She's gone and she's not coming backIts...

Okay everybody listen up - Scary Movie

Okay everybody listen up

No Isn't he a suspectThat is classified information Where are you getting thatI'm sorry but my sources are strictly confidential SheriffHey GailGail swallows - Scary Movie

No Isn't he a suspectThat is classified information...

Watch this. - Scary Movie

- What a crock of shit. - Scary Movie

- What a crock of shit.

Miss Mann? - Scary Movie

Come in dear Have a seat Take off your bra if you'd like - Scary Movie

Come in dear Have a seat Take off your bra if you'd...

Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. - Scary Movie

Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of.

Somebody there? - Scary Movie

Somebody there?

Very funny. - Scary Movie

Help Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg leaving me helpless - Scary Movie

Help Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg leaving me...

I guess this is the big climax Hope you don't mind if I fake it Aah - Scary Movie

I guess this is the big climax Hope you don't mind if I...

Oh look at me I'm all dead - Scary Movie

Oh look at me I'm all dead

- Hey! This is my song! - Hey! - You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? - What? Ever - Scary Movie

- Hey! This is my song! - Hey! - You know they gave me a...

Get your little sexy ass over here - Scary Movie

Get your little sexy ass over here

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A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

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Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans

Writer: Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Buddy Johnson

Production: Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

Genre: comedy

Year: 2000

MetaScore: 48/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: $157,019,771

Released: 07 Jul 2000

Awards: 7 wins & 6 nominations

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Scary Movie Collection: Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 4, Scary Movie V, Scary Movie 3