Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Don't go in there! Woah-ho-ho-ho! Lord! I'mma have a heart attack!...

Brenda: [Sucking the sauce off her fingers and screaming at the screen] Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Don't go in there! [screams, scaring everyone in the theater] Brenda: Woah-ho-ho-ho! Lord! I'mma have a heart attack! Oh, this is some scury shit! Hah! Oh I am scared! Oh-ho-ho! Old Man: [annoyed] Excuse me? Brenda: Uh ha... I think I paid my money like er'ybody else up in here! [Watching the movie] Brenda: That ain't no man! You can see her real hair right there! Young Lady: [turning around] Do you mind? Brenda: [sticking out her hand to the women's face] I know you better get outta my face! Outta my face! Outta my face! This is all me up in here! You handle 'dat! Young Man: [shouting] Will you shut the fuck up! Brenda: [takes out a camera] Um-umm! This movie is good! [the Killer sits next to her, but she thinks it's Ray] Brenda: Hey baby, you back just in tiiiime! She's about to get in on with Shake-a-speare! He found out she's a girl. Young Man: Shut UP! Brenda: [turns around with the camera pointing at the young man behind her] Yeah I got you! I got you on camera! You on candid camera now! You ain't know 'dat! Brenda: [her cell phones rings and everyone groans as they know what is going to happen] Hello? Hey girl! Ah, I'm in the movies! Uh-huh, yeah Shake-a-speare in love! Ohh-ohh! You lying! You lying! Young Man: For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap! Young Lady: Shut up! Brenda: [to her friend on the phone] Hold on... [to the audience of the movie theater] Brenda: I don't know why ya'll is acting like this! My girlfriend already saw the movie and she says they don't even stay together in the end!

[Brenda] Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm! Don't go in there! - [Yells] - [Screams] - [Screams] [Laughing] Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! Man, this is some scary shit! Oh, I am scared! [Continues Laughing] - Excuse me. - I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here. - ... out of her favor-- - That ain't no man. - You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind? I know you better get outta my face! Outta my face! Outta my face! This is all me up in here. You handle that. -[Man] Will you shut the fuck up! -[Woman] Yeah! Mmm, mmm. This movie is good. Hey, baby. You came back just in time. She's about to get it on with Shakespeare. -She dressing like a man-- - Shut up. Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera. You on Candid Camera now. You ain't know that. -[Cell Phone Beeping] - [Audience Groaning] Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I�m in the movie. Shakespeare In Love. Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying. For Christ�s sake, will you just shut your trap! - Shut up! - Hold on. I don't know why you all is actin' I like this. My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said they don't even stay together in the end. Give me that. Right on. Will you sit down. - [Groans] - Shut up. Your ass is grass. - This is for Thelma! - And Louise! This is for talking through The Fugitive! - You ruined Schindlers List. -Jackie Chan movies. - Boogie Nights! - And Big Mommas House! [Audience Jeering] Aaaaaahhhhh! [Applause] And I can not marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps. [Loud Rock] Um, you guys, there's a few too many people. Oh, honey, please don't throw-- Hey, you guys, stop. Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad!