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Hello I'm Gail Hailstorm author of the book You're Dead I'm Rich
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I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of "You're Dead, I'm Rich"

Gail Hailstorm:
I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of "You're Dead, I'm Rich"

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Hello I'm Gail Hailstorm author of the book You're Dead I'm Rich
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:10:46
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

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Movie Summary

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

Actors

Cheri Oteri
Gail Hailstorm
Cheri Oteri
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Reporting live for Black TV White folks aredead and...
Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us? - Scary Movie 00:37
Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?
What can you tell us about Drew Well she had the fat ass - Scary Movie 00:07
What can you tell us about Drew Well she had the fat ass
Hey, yo, dawg. - Scary Movie 00:48
Hey, yo, dawg.
See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. - Scary Movie 00:11
See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, Big Jim, Little Jim,...
What size are these - Scary Movie 00:11
What size are these
Damn, girl. - Scary Movie 00:50
Damn, girl.
Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last nightYou know what I think I knew her ReallyShe had a brother named Steve YeahLong hair pretty little mouth perfect assThat was her Nah I was talking about SteveWhatever happened to him - Scary Movie 00:18
Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last nightYou know...
Would you look at what they're doing? - Scary Movie 00:59
Would you look at what they're doing?
- What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is-- Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! - Scary Movie 00:12
- What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is-- Yeah! Whoo!...
- Hey. Come over here. - What? -Just get a little closer to me. - Something you're gonna tell me? -- - Scary Movie 00:25
- Hey. Come over here. - What? -Just get a little closer to...
Oh, my God! - Scary Movie 00:10
Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God. - Scary Movie 00:07
- Oh, my God.
Oh my God we hit a boot Where's the foot - Scary Movie 00:05
Oh my God we hit a boot Where's the foot
Shit We have to call the policeNo way I ain't going to jail We have toCindy do you know what they do to young boys in prisonAnd all those sex starved convicts justwaiting for a fresh piece of meatHey you're right Cindy Maybe we should call the police - Scary Movie 00:17
Shit We have to call the policeNo way I ain't going to...
Cindy come on Well just pretend it never happenedYou know like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other - Scary Movie 00:09
Cindy come on Well just pretend it never happenedYou know...
I'll get his arm I'll grab I'll grab his other armI'll grab his ass - Scary Movie 00:05
I'll get his arm I'll grab I'll grab his...
Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. - Scary Movie 00:34
Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.
Hold on. - Scary Movie 00:48
Hold on.
Right now we make a pact. - Scary Movie 00:46
Right now we make a pact.