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Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack!

Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! Man, this issome scary shit! Oh, I am scared! -...

Scary Movie • 2000

Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! Man, this issome scary shit! Oh, I am scared! - Excuse me.- I think I paid my money likeeverybody else up in here. -... out of her favor--- That ain't no man. - You can see her real hair right there!- Do you mind? I know you betterget outta my face! Outta my face!Outta my face! This is all me up in here.You handle that. - Will you shut the fuck up!- Yeah! Mmm, mmm.This movie is good. Hey, baby.You came back just in time. She's about to get it onwith Shakespeare. -She dressing like a man--- Shut up. Yeah, I got you.I got you on camera. You on Candid Camera now. You ain't know that

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Lord I'm gonna have a heart attack

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Man this is some scary shit

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Oh I am scared

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Excuse me I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here

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out of her favor That ain't no man

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You can see her real hair right there Do you mind

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I know you better get outta my face

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Outta my face Outta my face

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This is all me up in here You handle that

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Will you shut the fuck up Yeah

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Mmm mmm This movie is good

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Hey baby You came back just in time

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She's about to get it on with Shakespeare

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She dressing like a man Shut up

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Yeah I got you I got you on camera

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You on Candid Camera now

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You ain't know that

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سيدى أنا أعانى من نوبة قلبية

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يا رجل هذابعض البراز المخيف

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أوه أنا خائفه

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معذره أظن أن ني دفعت نقود مثل أى شخص آخر هنا

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خارج فضلها لا يا رجل

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تستطيع أن ترى شعرها الحقيقي هناك هل تعقلين

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أنا أعرفك أحسن أغربى عن وجهى

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أغربى عن وجهى أغربى عن وجهى

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كلكم هنا ضدى أتستعملون ذلك

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ألا تقفلين فمك اللعين ياه

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مم ممم هذا الفيلم جي د

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هيي يا عزيزى رجعت الآن في الميعاد المحد د

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انها على وشك أن تواصل مع شكسبير

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ملابسها مثل الرجال أسكتى

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ياه نلتك نلتك على الكاميرا

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انت الآن على الكاميرا الخفيه

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لن تعرف ذلك

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Je vais avoir une attaque Mon Dieu quelle angoisse

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Qu'est ce que j'ai peur

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Excusez moi

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J'ai payé comme tout le monde non

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C'est pas un mec On voit ses poils Vous permettez

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Vous avez intérêt à vous tirer de là

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J'ai le droit de parler Vous devez l'accepter

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Est ce que vous allez vous taire

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Il est extra ce film

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T'es revenu juste à temps

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Elle va coucher avec Shakespeare Il a découvert qu'elle est une femme

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Je vous tiens

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Je vous ai sur ma caméra Vous passez à La Caméra Cachée

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Vous saviez pas hein

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Ich bin kurz vorm Herzinfarkt Mann ist das grausam

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Hab ich eine Angst

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Entschuldigen Sie

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Ich hab genauso viel bezahlt wie alle anderen

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Das ist doch kein Mann Da schauen überall ihre Haare raus

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Seien Sie ruhig

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Verschwinden Sie sofort aus meinem Blickfeld

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Hier tu ich was ich will Dass ihr's nur wisst

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Schnauze halten

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Der Film ist echt Klasse

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Baby du bist gerade rechtzeitig zurückgekommen

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Sie ist drauf und dran Shakespeare zu poppen

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Schnauze

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Ich hab dich Live auf Sendung

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Und zwar bei Verstehen Sie Spaß

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Das hast du nicht gewusst was

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Tuhan aku akan terkena serangan jantung

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Bung ini sangat konyol

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Oh aku takut sekali

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Permisi Kukira aku sudah membayar seperti yang lain

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sesuai kehendaknya Tak seorangpun

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Kau bisa melihat rambut aslinya di sana Kau keberatan

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Sebaiknya kau menjauh dari hadapanku

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Menjauh dari wajahku

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Semuanya untuk aku di sini Kau tangani itu

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Bisakah kau diam Ya

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Mmm Filmnya bagus

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Hei sayang Kau kembali tepat waktu

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Dia keluar bersama Shakespeare

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Dia memakai pakaian lelaki Diam

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Yeah aku dapatkan kamu di kamera

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Kau bintang kamera sekarang

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Kau tak tahu itu

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Так инфаркт получу Вот же страшное дерьмо

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Напугал до усёру

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Тише

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По моему я заплатила за билет как и все остальные

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Чуть свет уж на ногах и я у Ваших ног Это не мужик Я её волосы видела

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Можно помолчать А ну ка пошла на хрен с моих глаз

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С глаз долой Это всё моё пространство Не лезь в него

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Ты заткнёшься блин когда нибудь Сколько можно

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А кинцо то ничего Эй милый Ты как раз пришёл вовремя

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Бывшая тёлка Брэда Пита собирается раздвинуть свои

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Закрой пасть Я сняла тебя Я сам себе режиссёр

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Я всегда с собой беру видеокамеру Понял блин

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Estoy asustada

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Disculpe

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Creo que pagué mi dinero como el resto de las personas

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No es un hombre

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Se ve su verdadero cabello Le molestaría

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Será mejor que desaparezcas de mi vista

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Fuera de mi vista Fuera de mi vista

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Éste es mi territorio Ése es el tuyo

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Cállate desgraciada Sí

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Esta película es buena

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Eh cariño regresaste justo a tiempo

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Está por acostarse con el de la pluma larga

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Cállese Descubrió que ella es una chica

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Sí te tengo Te tengo en mi cámara

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Estás en una cámara oculta No lo sabías

Available in 7 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

153

Timestamp in Movie

00:57:08

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

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Movie Summary

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.