Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the...

Cindy's Dad: Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the coffee can. But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. Now, what are you going to cut it with? Cindy Campbell: Um... baking... Cindy's Dad: Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses. Cindy's Dad: You love that joke, honey. You've loved it since you were two years old.

- And don't forget-- - To flush your stash. Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much... that I left you a little something in the coffee can. - Dad-- - But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. - Now, what are you gonna cut it with? - Um, baking-- Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose. You love that joke, don't you, honey? You've loved that joke since you were two years old. - Okay, well-- - Okay, I love you. - I love you. - Have a good trip. - Bye. - Bye. Whew! Is the coast clear? Oh, Cindy, that nightgown. That was close. God! I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you. If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix-- It was my first keg party, Bobby. No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out. So you thought you would just climb through my window... and we would play bump-bump? I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, but I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I? So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?