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Shit, son

Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? Yo, if you all watchin'this tape right now, that meansI...

Scary Movie • 2000

Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? Yo, if you all watchin'this tape right now, that meansI didn't make it. Either I'm a prisoner,or worse, dead. But either way it goes,I'm gonna tell you all the rules to survivethis situation. You gotta be quick. Don't fall down. Whatever you do, never look back. You all wish me luck. Snatch and run, you all! Come back here, you motherfuckers!Son of a bitch!

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Shit son Yo what the deal

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Yo if you all watchin' this tape right now

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that means I didn't make it

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Either I'm a prisoner or worse dead

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But either way it goes I'm gonna tell you

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all the rules to survive this situation

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You gotta be quick

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Don't fall down

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Whatever you do never look back

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You all wish me luck

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Snatch and run you all

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Come back here you motherfuckers Son of a bitch

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سحقا يا بنى ما الصفقة

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أنت اذا كلكم شاهدتم هذا الشريط حالا

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فهذا يعني أننى لم أصنعه

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اما أنا سجين أو أسوأ ميت

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لكن فى كل الأحوال سأخبركم بجميع القواعد لتنجو من هذه المواقف

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القاعده رقم واحد يجب أن تكون سريعا

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القاعده رقم اثنين لا تسقط أرضا

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أما القاعده رقم ثلاثه فهى مهما كنت تفعل فلا تلتفت أبدا إلى الوراء

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تمنوا لى الحظ

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أخطفوا و أجروا

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تعالى هنا يا أبن العاهره يا أبن الكلب

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Ca marche comment

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Si vous regardez cette cassette c'est que je m'en suis pas tiré

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Soit je suis en taule ou pire encore je suis mort

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Mais je vais vous donner les règles pour survivre à cette situation

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Règle numéro un faut courir vite Règle numéro deux faut pas tomber

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Règle numéro trois faut jamais regarder en arrière

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Souhaitez moi bonne chance

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Piquez un max et tirez vous

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Revenez espèces de salauds

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Scheißdreck Was ist los

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Ihr habt euch eben den Film reingezogen

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Das bedeutet ich bin erledigt

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Entweder bin ich im Knast oder schlimmer noch tot

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Aber abgesehen davon hier die Überlebensregeln für solche Fälle

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Regel Eins Seid unbedingt schnell

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Regel Zwei Achtung fallt nicht hin

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Regel Drei Was immer ihr auch tut

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niemals umdrehen

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Und jetzt wünscht mir Glück

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Sachen krallen und weg hier

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Kommt zurück ihr Arschbacken

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Sial nak Kenapa

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Jika kalian menonton kaset ini sekarang

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itu artinya bukan aku yang membuatnya

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Entah aku ditahan atau lebih buruk mati

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Tapi apapun itu aku tetap memberitahu hal yang membuatmu bertahan di situasi sekarang

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Nomor satu Kau harus cepat

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Nomor dua Jangan terpeleset

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Dan nomor tiga Apapun itu jangan lihat ke belakang

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Semoga berhasil

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Lari semuanya

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Kembali kemari jalang Brengsek

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Эй сосунки Как тусовка

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Если смотрите эту запись значит я сплоховал

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Или я в тюрьме или я убит Точно

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Но как бы то ни было я скажу как вам выжить в этой ситуации

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Правило один действовать быстро Правило два на пол не падать

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И правило три что бы ни случилось ни за что не оглядываться

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Пожелайте удачи Хватай и беги

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А ну стойте не то всех перестреляю

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Mierda Cuál es la idea

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Si todos ustedes están mirando esta cinta ahora

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significa que yo no lo hice

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O estoy prisionero o peor muerto

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Como sea les diré las reglas para sobrevivir en esta situación

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Regla número uno Debes ser rápido

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Regla número dos No te caigas

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Y regla número tres No importa qué hagas no mires atrás

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Deséenme suerte

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Arrebatar y correr todos

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Regresa aquí desgraciado Hijo de perra

Available in 7 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

164

Timestamp in Movie

01:19:44

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Brad Grey Pictures,Gold/Miller Productions,Wayans Bros. Entertainment,Dimension Films

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Movie Summary

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.