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Scary Movie 3

Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.

Director

David Zucker

Year

Genre

Box Office

$110,003,217

Production

Brad Grey Pictures,Dimension Films

Awards

2 wins & 4 nominations

Part of Collection

Scary Movie Collection: Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 4, Scary Movie V, Scary Movie 3

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Becca

Pamela Anderson

Kate

Jenny McCarthy Wahlberg

Tabitha

Tom

George

Sue

Ross Giggins

Cindy

Carson Ward

Elaine

Elaine Klimaszewski

Diane

Diane Klimaszewski

Trooper Champlin

Cody

Brenda Meeks

Father Muldoon

Darrell Hammond

Mahalik

Anthony Anderson

Toilet Guy

CJ

Rapper #1

Rapper #2

Simon Cowell

Fat Joe

Sayaman

Annie

Denise Richards

Mr. Meeks

William S. Taylor

Mrs. Meeks

Patricia Idlette

Ralph

Mr. Meek's Brother

Frank C. Turner

Brenda's Grandmother

Tabitha's Mother

Guy in Chair

Tabitha's Voice

Aunt ShaNeequa

Orpheus

MJ

Zubie

Dee Jay Jackson

President Harris

John Wilson

Agent Thompson

Architect

Alien #1

Alien #2

Native American #1

Native American #2

Byron Chief-Moon

Native American #3

Tracheotomy Man

John Hainsworth

Tracheotomy Wife

Beverley Breuer

Girl Scout

Tammy Fae Baker

Secret Serviceman Jones

P Masters

Macy Gray

Redman

Method Man

Raekwon

U-God

Sweet Tabitha

Naomi Lawson-Baird

Wedding Guest

Mini Tabitha

Debbie Lee Carrington

RZA

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Story

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antwonjackson985

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★★★★★

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I hate television It gives me headachesThere's so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspacebecause of TV and television we're losing10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed toOh pleaseThe cow says blankThree lettersDudeDudeI don't know Magnetic - Scary Movie 3

I hate television It gives me headachesThere's so many...

This is really weird. - Scary Movie 3

This is really weird.

This is really weirdYeahBig house only one phoneHelloHelloWOMAN I'm coming for you my preciousHi Mom - Scary Movie 3

This is really weirdYeahBig house only one...

Hello? WOMAN: I'm coming for you, my precious. - Scary Movie 3

Hello? WOMAN: I'm coming for you, my precious.

Hey ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead - Scary Movie 3

Hey ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead

Are you okay? - Scary Movie 3

Are you okay? - Scary Movie 3

Ow. God! - Oh! - - Scary Movie 3

Ow. God! - Oh! -

Whoa. - Tom, did you hear... - The dogs are acting strange. - Scary Movie 3

Whoa. - Tom, did you hear... - The dogs are acting strange.

Sue! What are you doing out here? We were worried sick. What's wrong? - Scary Movie 3

Sue! What are you doing out here? We were worried sick....

Call it women's intuition or ESPN or bothBut I can tell when danger's near - Scary Movie 3

Call it women's intuition or ESPN or bothBut I can tell...

Cindy it's sweeps month Ratings mean everythingPeople want human interest storiesLike the one you did yesterdayThe report on breast augmentationIt was just 10 minutes of topless womenI mean come onMAN WowWhy are these so interestingOh for God's sakeSighs - Scary Movie 3

Cindy it's sweeps month Ratings mean everythingPeople...

Your faith will returnJust as sure as the sun will riseSounds like a long shot - Scary Movie 3

Your faith will returnJust as sure as the sun will...

George! - Scary Movie 3

I got a dreamWhat is your dream To have a dream - Scary Movie 3

I got a dreamWhat is your dream To have a dream

George all you've done is chase adolescent fantasiesI want to be an astronaut A cowboyGynecologist to the stars - Scary Movie 3

George all you've done is chase adolescent fantasiesI...

I'm looking for something more than just good sexI know You want commitmentNo I want great sex And when I meet that guy - Scary Movie 3

I'm looking for something more than just good sexI know...

So I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow nightOh I don't believe this shitWord You two should come downI'll be rappin' I'll be cappin'I'll be tappin' I'll be flappin'I'll be happen ingDing bing wingYo Sounds goodWould could should 'hoodUgh - Scary Movie 3

So I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow...

Now who the fuck did that - Scary Movie 3

Now who the fuck did that

Honey, what is it? - Scary Movie 3

Honey, what is it?

Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so... - Scary Movie 3

Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so...

Do you know who she is? - Scary Movie 3

Do you know who she is?

Oh, Father Muldoon. - Scary Movie 3

Oh, Father Muldoon.

Whoa! My bad. Mother... - Scary Movie 3

Whoa! My bad. Mother...

I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my wayLike when you see an Asian personbehind the wheel of a car - Scary Movie 3

I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my...

You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up hereand start living down hereNo but what if we stop living over here and move over thereMy Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there manBut that bitch got evictedWord What for I'm dead seriousMice Mice I - Scary Movie 3

You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up...

Yo George you need something'Cause I will do anything for youAnything - Scary Movie 3

Yo George you need something'Cause I will do anything...

I thought you were both absolutely dreadfulGhastlyWhatI don't know what I'm doing hereThis club is totally pathetic - Scary Movie 3

I thought you were both absolutely dreadfulGhastlyWhatI...

Yo deejay spin that shit - Scary Movie 3

Yo deejay spin that shit

Oh shit - Scary Movie 3

That's what l'm talking about, baby! - Scary Movie 3

That's what l'm talking about, baby!

-George. George. The hood.
-Hell, no! - Scary Movie 3

-George. George. The hood. -Hell, no!

George George The hoodLose the hoodI know We're in the 'hood now No manHe's a dead manYou guys feeling me In the 'hood - Scary Movie 3

George George The hoodLose the hoodI know We're in the...

Father Muldoon here We're getting along famously - Scary Movie 3

Father Muldoon here We're getting along famously

A week ago tonight - Scary Movie 3

A week ago tonight

I saw a tapeI think you should know about itIt had these really shocking images CindyBrenda it was Mardi GrasI never drank vodka before and I was out of beadsNo not that tape CindyWell I guess it's just an urban legendYou watch itAnd as soon as it's over - Scary Movie 3

I saw a tapeI think you should know about itIt had these...

Oh, my God! - Scary Movie 3

I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure! - Scary Movie 3

I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure!

I got you with the old fake hand! - Scary Movie 3

I got you with the old fake hand!

Cindy? Oh, forget it. I am not falling for it again. - Scary Movie 3

Cindy? Oh, forget it. I am not falling for it again.

Come on. - Scary Movie 3

Oh come onCindy the news is onAnother little white girl done fell down a well50 black people get their ass beat by police todaybut the whole world got to stopfor one little whitey down a holeCindyThe TV's leakingCindyCindy something's wrong hereCindy this - Scary Movie 3

Oh come onCindy the news is onAnother little white girl done...

Cindy! The TV's leaking! Cindy? Cindy, something's wrong here. - Scary Movie 3

Cindy! The TV's leaking! Cindy? Cindy, something's...

And no sex either - Scary Movie 3

And no sex either

Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor! - Scary Movie 3

Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!

Aah! Cindy, please help me! - Cindy! - Okay. Hang on a second. Hello? Father Muldoon here. We're get - Scary Movie 3

Aah! Cindy, please help me! - Cindy! - Okay. Hang on a...

GEORGE: Oh, my God. - Scary Movie 3

GEORGE: Oh, my God.

Sue's teacher BrendaShe'sShe's deadOh I better tell herNo no no I can do itSueYesYou know your teacher Miss BrendaYeahShe's dead AahGone foreverDied a horrible painful deathGone gone gone just like your dogMy dog's deadI just ran him over with the car - Scary Movie 3

Sue's teacher BrendaShe'sShe's deadOh I...

Sue? Yes? You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? Yeah. - She's dead! - Aah! Gone forever! Died a horrib - Scary Movie 3

Sue? Yes? You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? Yeah. -...

It's just the open coffin - Scary Movie 3

It's just the open coffin

Hello, Father. - Scary Movie 3

Don't call me FatherI haven't been a clergyman since - Scary Movie 3

Don't call me FatherI haven't been a clergyman...

It's your wife, Father. - Scary Movie 3

It's your wife, Father.

This is your wife. - Scary Movie 3

This is your wife.

I want to see AnnieShe's split in halfYou mean like down the middle in halfAt the waistYou mean this is the last time I can talk to the top halfYesThe truck is the only thing that is holding her togetherLet's say this is her bottom halfCan I squeeze in a - Scary Movie 3

I want to see AnnieShe's split in halfYou mean like...

Tom I'll need a ride home - Scary Movie 3

Tom I'll need a ride home

Oh I'm dying TomDon't talk like thatThe truck barely hit you - Scary Movie 3

Oh I'm dying TomDon't talk like thatThe truck...

Promise me you'll never remarryI promiseAnd no sex eitherI'm sorry I didn't catch thatGrunts No sexHoney you're not speaking clearlyYour injuries must be awful No sexOh cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mysteryNo sex Poor AnnieWe hardly knew - Scary Movie 3

Promise me you'll never remarryI promiseAnd no sex...

L'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks. - Scary Movie 3

L'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks.

Crying My sweet sweet BrendaShe looks so peaceful - Scary Movie 3

Crying My sweet sweet BrendaShe looks so peaceful

If only God had taken us instead of our daughterAnd knowing your Brenda like I didI'd say she wishes the same thing - Scary Movie 3

If only God had taken us instead of our daughterAnd knowing...

Lf only God had taken us
instead of our daughter. - Scary Movie 3

Lf only God had taken us instead of our daughter.

These just came todayPhotos from a trip she tookThey're blankTurn them around honey - Scary Movie 3

These just came todayPhotos from a trip she tookThey're...

They're blank. - Scary Movie 3

It's a boy He's going to be an asshole - Scary Movie 3

It's a boy He's going to be an asshole

Smoke all you want You're gonna get hit by a bus - Scary Movie 3

Smoke all you want You're gonna get hit by a bus

That's not fooling anyone - Scary Movie 3

That's not fooling anyone

Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacherYouBrenda was my bitch - Scary Movie 3

Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacherYouBrenda was...

Clear! - Scary Movie 3

Oh God it's so hardWell you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me - Scary Movie 3

Oh God it's so hardWell you're beautiful and...

Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape? - Scary Movie 3

Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape?

You're getting lucky tonightHe doesn't know you're a guy - Scary Movie 3

You're getting lucky tonightHe doesn't know...

HelloMan speaking indistinctlyWhat Willie MaysMumblingWho's gay HelloMumblingWhatCan you hear me nowKind ofCan you hear me now Yes PerfectSeven daysSeven daysOh my God I'm gonna die next MondayYes No WaitMonday That would be seven business daysThis is - Scary Movie 3

HelloMan speaking indistinctlyWhat Willie...

I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last weekThis morning he woke up deadHow in the hell do you wake up dead'Cause you're alive when you go to sleepYou're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up aliveMAHALIK You can't go to bed deadThat - Scary Movie 3

I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last...

-Hello?
-l know. - Scary Movie 3

-Hello? -l know.

So can you tell me about The tapeYes I watched it and The phone rangRight Then this voice said That you would dieOkay that's getting Extremely annoyingYeahTry being married to herI catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet - Scary Movie 3

So can you tell me about The tapeYes I watched it and The...

ShaNeequa, can you tell me if... - Scary Movie 3

ShaNeequa, can you tell me if...

Oh, my God. - Scary Movie 3

There we go. - Scary Movie 3

Laughs What you gonna brush nowWhat you gonna brush now huh - Scary Movie 3

Laughs What you gonna brush nowWhat you gonna brush now huh

George? - Scary Movie 3

No! Oh, my God! How could you let him watch the tape? - Scary Movie 3

No! Oh, my God! How could you let him watch the tape?

-Hello?
-It's me. - Scary Movie 3

-Hello? -It's me.

HelloMAN It's me How you doing FineEnjoying your last week I can't wait to see youSix days now right YeahIt was great catching up Can I speak to CodyWhy He didn't watch the tapeYes he did Come on Cindy I do this for a livingLeave us aloneRingsHelloHello - Scary Movie 3

HelloMAN It's me How you doing FineEnjoying your last...

-Hello?
-Hello, - Scary Movie 3

-Hello? -Hello,

I can't believe you let that happenI know I'm sorry I screwed upListen we can still save himThe answer to the tape to your crop circlesis at a lighthouseOh you think I'm crazy don't youOf course I do - Scary Movie 3

I can't believe you let that happenI know I'm...

Something weird is going on at your farm I know itI don't knowSometimes a sheep needs pushed through the fence - Scary Movie 3

Something weird is going on at your farm I know itI...

- Sue? - I can't sleep. - Scary Movie 3

- Sue? - I can't sleep.

Come here What did you do with SueI didn't touch her I swearI don't believe youPlease For God's sake she's a girl - Scary Movie 3

Come here What did you do with SueI didn't touch her I...

- Aah! - Daddy! - Scary Movie 3

- Aah! - Daddy!

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Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.

User Rating: 4.0 (1 rating)

Director: David Zucker

Writer: Craig Mazin, Pat Proft, Shawn Wayans

Production: Brad Grey Pictures,Dimension Films

Genre: comedy

Year: 2003

MetaScore: 49/100

ImdbRating: 5.5

BoxOffice: $110,003,217

Released: 24 Oct 2003

Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations

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Scary Movie Collection: Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 4, Scary Movie V, Scary Movie 3

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