Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"Scary Movie 3" quotes

Scary Movie 3 poster
Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.

Director: David Zucker
Writer: Craig Mazin, Pat Proft, Shawn Wayans
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $110,003,217
Released: 24 Oct 2003
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations

166 Clips

MahalikCjGeorgeTomCindyRoss GigginsCarson WardAunt ShaneequaPresident HarrisThe ArchitectSueJohn WilsonAlien #1BeccaKateCodyTrooper ChamplinAnnieAgent ThompsonBrenda MeeksMr. MeeksMrs. MeeksOrpheusU-godRedmanMacy GrayRzaMethod ManSayamanMjFather MuldoonSimon CowellSecret Serviceman JonesArchitectTabitha
12
NEXT
Oh shit - Scary Movie 3 00:14 Oh shit I know what your mom did That was wrong - Scary Movie 3 00:37 I know what your mom did That was wrong Hey how are you Hey how are you - Scary Movie 3 00:05 Hey how are you Hey how are you I hate television It gives me headaches - Scary Movie 3 00:35 I hate television It gives me headaches Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both - Scary Movie 3 00:07 Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both Real hyped You stepped on my shoe bitch - Scary Movie 3 00:33 Real hyped You stepped on my shoe bitch Your faith will return - Scary Movie 3 00:08 Your faith will return A week ago tonight - Scary Movie 3 00:36 A week ago tonight Cindy it's sweeps month Ratings mean everything - Scary Movie 3 00:28 Cindy it's sweeps month Ratings mean everything I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week - Scary Movie 3 00:29 I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week Turning now to sports - Scary Movie 3 00:50 Turning now to sports These men died for their country - Scary Movie 3 00:08 These men died for their country We loved our daughter but she was evil - Scary Movie 3 00:16 We loved our daughter but she was evil I got a dream - Scary Movie 3 00:09 I got a dream She's dead - Scary Movie 3 00:37 She's dead Get me the president - Scary Movie 3 00:09 Get me the president You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here - Scary Movie 3 00:36 You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here Promise me you'll never remarry - Scary Movie 3 00:36 Promise me you'll never remarry It's a boy He's going to be an asshole - Scary Movie 3 00:06 It's a boy He's going to be an asshole You're getting lucky tonight - Scary Movie 3 00:08 You're getting lucky tonight Seven days - Scary Movie 3 00:33 Seven days It's me How you doing Fine - Scary Movie 3 00:51 It's me How you doing Fine I know We're in the 'hood now No man - Scary Movie 3 00:42 I know We're in the 'hood now No man Oh God it's so hard - Scary Movie 3 00:13 Oh God it's so hard Please no We mean you no harm - Scary Movie 3 00:40 Please no We mean you no harm Something weird is going on at your farm I know it - Scary Movie 3 00:10 Something weird is going on at your farm I know it This is really weird - Scary Movie 3 00:19 This is really weird Sir I think you need to go on TV - Scary Movie 3 00:10 Sir I think you need to go on TV I found it - Scary Movie 3 00:05 I found it You're excited You should feel my nipples - Scary Movie 3 00:06 You're excited You should feel my nipples Smoke all you want You're gonna get hit by a bus - Scary Movie 3 00:07 Smoke all you want You're gonna get hit by a bus The killer videotape you've been hearing about - Scary Movie 3 00:17 The killer videotape you've been hearing about It did didn't it And you peed - Scary Movie 3 00:33 It did didn't it And you peed It's been circulating and killing ever since - Scary Movie 3 00:07 It's been circulating and killing ever since Sue I can't sleep - Scary Movie 3 00:31 Sue I can't sleep These just came today - Scary Movie 3 00:14 These just came today Real hyped You stepped on my shoe bitch - Scary Movie 3 00:44 Real hyped You stepped on my shoe bitch Good God The small ones have metal teeth - Scary Movie 3 00:06 Good God The small ones have metal teeth George George The hood - Scary Movie 3 00:12 George George The hood Tom I'll need a ride home - Scary Movie 3 00:05 Tom I'll need a ride home Oh come on - Scary Movie 3 01:09 Oh come on It's your wife Father - Scary Movie 3 00:25 It's your wife Father Come here What did you do with Sue - Scary Movie 3 00:14 Come here What did you do with Sue I'm looking for something more than just good sex - Scary Movie 3 00:14 I'm looking for something more than just good sex Hey ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead - Scary Movie 3 00:04 Hey ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead And no sex either - Scary Movie 3 00:07 And no sex either Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher - Scary Movie 3 00:11 Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher Good The Air Force is here with those new round planes - Scary Movie 3 00:09 Good The Air Force is here with those new round planes So I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night - Scary Movie 3 00:22 So I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow... I'm sorry about that night - Scary Movie 3 00:26 I'm sorry about that night My wife and I wanted a child but she couldn't get pregnant - Scary Movie 3 00:09 My wife and I wanted a child but she couldn't get... Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul - Scary Movie 3 00:14 Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul My sweet sweet Brenda - Scary Movie 3 00:12 My sweet sweet Brenda Yo George you need something - Scary Movie 3 00:11 Yo George you need something Time to go back down the well bitch - Scary Movie 3 00:05 Time to go back down the well bitch Now who the fuck did that - Scary Movie 3 00:09 Now who the fuck did that So can you tell me about The tape - Scary Movie 3 00:20 So can you tell me about The tape What is it - Scary Movie 3 00:13 What is it I just want to tell you both good luck - Scary Movie 3 00:07 I just want to tell you both good luck How do you like it huh - Scary Movie 3 00:06 How do you like it huh I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way - Scary Movie 3 00:14 I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way I want to see Annie - Scary Movie 3 00:38 I want to see Annie I can't believe you let that happen - Scary Movie 3 00:18 I can't believe you let that happen If only God had taken us instead of our daughter - Scary Movie 3 00:11 If only God had taken us instead of our daughter Do they pose a threat - Scary Movie 3 00:08 Do they pose a threat Hey baby How's it going - Scary Movie 3 00:13 Hey baby How's it going If you think that's strange you should see how we pee - Scary Movie 3 00:09 If you think that's strange you should see how we pee Yo deejay spin that shit - Scary Movie 3 00:09 Yo deejay spin that shit That's not fooling anyone - Scary Movie 3 00:05 That's not fooling anyone Father Muldoon here We're getting along famously - Scary Movie 3 00:04 Father Muldoon here We're getting along famously I can't help it It's very lonely in here - Scary Movie 3 00:16 I can't help it It's very lonely in here Don't call me Father - Scary Movie 3 00:07 Don't call me Father If they're so peaceful why were they choking us - Scary Movie 3 00:36 If they're so peaceful why were they choking us I thought you were both absolutely dreadful - Scary Movie 3 00:13 I thought you were both absolutely dreadful George all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies - Scary Movie 3 00:11 George all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies And I told you Campbell no more paranoid on air rants - Scary Movie 3 00:28 And I told you Campbell no more paranoid on air rants Family - Scary Movie 3 00:13 Family It's just the open coffin - Scary Movie 3 00:11 It's just the open coffin The answer is simple - Scary Movie 3 00:16 The answer is simple What you gonna brush now - Scary Movie 3 00:08 What you gonna brush now It's already begun You're too late - Scary Movie 3 00:10 It's already begun You're too late I wonder what President Ford would've done - Scary Movie 3 00:12 I wonder what President Ford would've done Back away from that window - Scary Movie 3 00:11 Back away from that window And it's been circulating and killing ever since - Scary Movie 3 00:07 And it's been circulating and killing ever since Are you okay Are you okay - Scary Movie 3 00:04 Are you okay Are you okay Are you okay? - Scary Movie 3 00:09 Are you okay? Ask her which bathroom has a detachable showerhead - Scary Movie 3 00:06 Ask her which bathroom has a detachable showerhead Bitch. - Scary Movie 3 00:07 Bitch. Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both but l can tell when danger's near l just - Scary Movie 3 00:07 Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both but l can...
12
NEXT

Cast

Becca - Pamela Anderson
Kate - Jenny McCarthy Wahlberg
Tabitha - Marny Eng
Tom - Charlie Sheen
George - Simon Rex
All Cast