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Don't call me FatherI haven't been a clergyman since
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Scary Movie 3

Don't call me "dude". I haven't been a stoner since

Tom:
Don't call me "dude". I haven't been a stoner since

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Don't call me Father
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I haven't been a clergyman since
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
977
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:37
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Brad Grey Pictures,Dimension Films

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Movie Summary

Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.

Actors

Charlie Sheen
Tom
Charlie Sheen
It's your wife, Father. - Scary Movie 3 00:17
It's your wife, Father.
This is your wife. - Scary Movie 3 00:54
This is your wife.
I want to see AnnieShe's split in halfYou mean like down the middle in halfAt the waistYou mean this is the last time I can talk to the top halfYesThe truck is the only thing that is holding her togetherLet's say this is her bottom halfCan I squeeze in a - Scary Movie 3 00:35
I want to see AnnieShe's split in halfYou mean like...
Tom I'll need a ride home - Scary Movie 3 00:05
Tom I'll need a ride home
Oh I'm dying TomDon't talk like thatThe truck barely hit you - Scary Movie 3 00:09
Oh I'm dying TomDon't talk like thatThe truck...
Promise me you'll never remarryI promiseAnd no sex eitherI'm sorry I didn't catch thatGrunts No sexHoney you're not speaking clearlyYour injuries must be awful No sexOh cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mysteryNo sex Poor AnnieWe hardly knew - Scary Movie 3 00:38
Promise me you'll never remarryI promiseAnd no sex...
L'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks. - Scary Movie 3 00:12
L'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks.
Crying My sweet sweet BrendaShe looks so peaceful - Scary Movie 3 00:06
Crying My sweet sweet BrendaShe looks so peaceful
If only God had taken us instead of our daughterAnd knowing your Brenda like I didI'd say she wishes the same thing - Scary Movie 3 00:11
If only God had taken us instead of our daughterAnd knowing...
Lf only God had taken us instead of our daughter. - Scary Movie 3 00:31
Lf only God had taken us instead of our daughter.
These just came todayPhotos from a trip she tookThey're blankTurn them around honey - Scary Movie 3 00:14
These just came todayPhotos from a trip she tookThey're...
They're blank. - Scary Movie 3 00:14
They're blank.
It's a boy He's going to be an asshole - Scary Movie 3 00:06
It's a boy He's going to be an asshole
Smoke all you want You're gonna get hit by a bus - Scary Movie 3 00:05
Smoke all you want You're gonna get hit by a bus
That's not fooling anyone - Scary Movie 3 00:05
That's not fooling anyone
Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacherYouBrenda was my bitch - Scary Movie 3 00:08
Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacherYouBrenda was...
Clear! - Scary Movie 3 00:11
Clear!
Oh God it's so hardWell you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me - Scary Movie 3 00:09
Oh God it's so hardWell you're beautiful and...
Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape? - Scary Movie 3 00:23
Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape?
You're getting lucky tonightHe doesn't know you're a guy - Scary Movie 3 00:07
You're getting lucky tonightHe doesn't know...