Turning now to sports... and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven...
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Ross Giggins:
Turning now to sports...
[Cindy types new text for the teleprompter]
Ross Giggins:
and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
Carson Ward:
Oh, no. Campbell, are you insane?
Ross Giggins:
It's a horrible fate.
Cindy:
Carson, I have to do this.
[Ward types his text]
Ross Giggins:
Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
[everybody's fighting over the telemprompter keyboard, the janitor sits on it]
Ross Giggins:
Oh, shizl gzngahr, % + 7, , 193419 ckin etd vaus erstn gubl chn q shnitzi guorsn blkn , , 18 469
[Janitor takes over the keyboard]
Ross Giggins:
I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie. Peace.
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Turning now to sports
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And an evil videotape
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that kills anyone who watches it in seven days
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It's true We're all in danger
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There's an alien force Oh no
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that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth
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Campbell are you insane
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It's a horrible fate
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Carson I have to do this
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Correction there really is no danger
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Actually I didn't really mean anything I just said
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Yes I did Every word of it
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Everyone watching this could be dead in a week
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Oh shizl gzngahr
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Blabbering
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469 I been cleaning after this dumb ass cracker Giggins
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for 10 years
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But I been hitting it with his woman for 12
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Know what I'm saying nigga
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She likes her some chocolate
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Sharpton for president y'all I'm outie
Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 563
Timestamp in movie: 00h 45m 26s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.
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Actors
00:08 These men died for their country
00:16 We loved our daughter but she was evil
00:37 She's dead
00:09 Get me the president
00:14 Oh shit
00:40 Please no We mean you no harm
00:36 You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here
00:19 This is really weird
00:42 I know We're in the 'hood now No man
00:33 Seven days
00:06 It's a boy He's going to be an asshole
00:08 You're getting lucky tonight
00:25 It's your wife Father
00:37 I know what your mom did That was wrong
00:51 It's me How you doing Fine
00:36 Promise me you'll never remarry
00:05 Hey how are you Hey how are you
00:35 I hate television It gives me headaches
00:13 Oh God it's so hard
00:07 Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both