Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around...
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Tom Ryan:
Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!
C. J.:
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Mahalik:
Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
C. J.:
Yeah.
Mahalik:
She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
Tom Ryan:
Uh...
C. J.:
[C.J. interrupts]
What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
Mahalik:
'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!
Tom Ryan:
Guys, I'm trying to ask...
C. J.:
[C.J. interrupts again]
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Mahalik:
No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!
Tom Ryan:
Uh, guys...
C. J.:
[C.J. interrupts yet again]
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik:
Unless... you a zombie.
C. J.:
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Mahalik:
I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
C. J.:
You do that!
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Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose
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Half the time I walk around feeling like a zombie
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Yo don't joke about zombies That shit there that's real
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Yo you know Nashawn down on 120th Street
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Yeah
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She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day
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The next morning she turned up missing
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Uh What Okay back up
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How in the hell do you turn up missing
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'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there
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Guys I'm trying to ask
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So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time
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No man You can't appear and disappear at the same time
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The bitch ain't David Copperfield Uh guys
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Mmm No no
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But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 215
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 21s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
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Actors
00:12 Tell me you didn't catch something
00:15 Well I don't have a great track record in that...
00:11 It's not my car Don't worry kids The doors are...
00:06 I'm so sorry Oh that's okay
00:21 I am sorry Elder Hale
00:18 Yeah A great spot
00:04 Enjoy your purple nurple Tom
00:05 Yes My best friend
00:12 That last bolt of lightning smelled like a
00:07 I'm not in my house am I
00:36 And so love triumphed in the end
00:06 But on a serious note I'm here today at the uh
00:05 You both play games with other people for a living
00:35 The planet is under attack by aliens
00:11 Sir you're naked too I am
00:09 That's a good look for you being pregnant
00:23 Hey what you doing Relax man
00:09 Last night I saw a face
00:26 This will never work
00:35 Let the game begin