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Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purposeHalf the time I walk around feeling like a zombieYo don't joke about zombies That shit there that's realYo you know Nashawn down on 120th

You do that!

Scary Movie 4 • 2006

Tom Ryan:
Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!C. J.:Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.Mahalik:Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?C. J.:Yeah.Mahalik:She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.Tom Ryan:Uh...C. J.: What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?Mahalik:'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!Tom Ryan:Guys, I'm trying to ask...C. J.: So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.Mahalik:No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!Tom Ryan:Uh, guys...C. J.: Mmm. No, no. But You can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.Mahalik:Unless... you a zombie.C. J.:Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.Mahalik:I'm gonna put that on MySpace.C. J.:You do that!

Full Transcript

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Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose

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Half the time I walk around feeling like a zombie

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Yo don't joke about zombies That shit there that's real

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Yo you know Nashawn down on 120th Street

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Yeah

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She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day

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The next morning she turned up missing

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Uh What Okay back up

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How in the hell do you turn up missing

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'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there

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Guys I'm trying to ask

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So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time

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No man You can't appear and disappear at the same time

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The bitch ain't David Copperfield Uh guys

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Mmm No no

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But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely

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So when you turn up you're never missing

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And when you're missing you never turn up

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Unless you a zombie

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Damn

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Hey that's some plausible shit right there You should blog about that

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I'm gonna put that on MySpace You do that

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منذ أن حدث الطلاق وحياتي بدت وكأنها بلا هدف

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نصف الوقت أسير هائما وأشعر كما لو كنت ميتا أعيد للحياة

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لا تسخر من الزومبي فهذا الهراء موجود حقا

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هل تعرف ناشون التي تقطن في شارع 120

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أجل

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لقد أخبرتني إنها سمعت يوما ما زومبي يفحص قمامتها

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وفى الصباح التالي ظهرت واختفت

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ماذا حسنا كفى

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كيف تظهر وتختفي بحق الجحيم

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لأن الجميع لا يعرف مكانك عندما يدركون إنك لست هناك

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أحاول أن أسأل

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إذن أنت تخبرني إنه بإمكانك الظهور والاختفاء في نفس الوقت

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لا لا يمكنك الظهور والاختفاء في نفس الوقت

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تلك العاهرة لم تكن ديفيد كوبر فيلد أصدقائي

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لا لا

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ولكنك لا يمكنك الاختفاء من مكان والظهور في مكان أخر

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ولذلك عندما تظهر لا تكون مفقودا أبدا

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وعندما تكون مفقودا لا تظهر أبدا

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إلا إذا كنت زومبي

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اللعنة

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هذا هراء تماما ويجب أن تكف عن ذلك

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سأخرج هذا من رأسي أجل افعل ذلك

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توم

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Le divorce a anéanti ma vie

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Je ne suis qu'un zombie Vanne pas les zombies

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Ça existe Tu connais LaShanda sur la 120e

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Ouais

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Elle a entendu un zombie fouiller ses poubelles

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Le lendemain elle se retrouve disparue

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Rembobine Comment on se retrouve disparu

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Quand on sait pas où t'es quand tu y es pas

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J'essaie de Tu me dis

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qu'on apparaît et disparaît en même temps

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Non ça c'est impossible

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C'est pas David Copperfield Les gars

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Mais on peut s'en aller et arriver ailleurs

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Si on apparaît on n'a pas disparu Et vice versa

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Sauf si t'es un zombie

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Plausible Fais un blog

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Sur ma page web Fais donc ça

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Jangan bercanda soal zombi Mereka nyata Kenal LaShandra Jalan 120

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Dia dengar zombi korek sampahnya Besoknya dia menghilang

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Menghilang

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Tak ada yang tahu dia di mana saat ternyata dia tak ada

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Jadi bisa ada dan tak ada pada saat yang sama

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Tidak secara bersamaan ada Dia bukan David Copperfield Teman teman

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Tetapi bisa hilang dari satu tempat lalu muncul di tempat lain

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Saat kau muncul tidak hilang Saat hilang tidak muncul

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Kecuali kau seorang zombi

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Penjelasan omong kosong Harusnya kau tulis itu di situs blog

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Akan kutulis Lakukan

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Kau harus pergi dari semua ini

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Mi papá me la presentó

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Desde el divorcio no tengo norte Ando caminando como un zombi

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No bromees sobre los zombis Eso es real

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Oye conoces a Nashawn de la Calle 120

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Sí

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Me dijo que un zombi hurgó en su basura el otro día

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La siguiente mañana apareció desaparecida

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Qué Bien retrocede Cómo rayos apareces desaparecido

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Es cuando nadie sabe dónde estás cuando ven que no estás

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Muchachos intento

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Estás diciendo que puedes aparecer y desaparecer al mismo tiempo

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No puedes aparecer y desaparecer al mismo tiempo

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La zorra no es David Copperfield Muchachos

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No puedes irte de un lugar y aparecer en otro

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Cuando apareces no desapareciste Cuando desapareces no apareces

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A menos que seas un zombi

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Rayos

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Eso es verosímil Ponlo en tu ciberbitácora

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Lo pondré en MySpace Hazlo

Available in 5 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

918

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:20

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

Production

Dimension Films,415 Project,Brad Grey Pictures,Miramax

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Movie Summary

Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.

Actors

Tom Ryan

Mahalik

Anthony Anderson

Cj