"Scary Movie 5" quotes

00:13 You're still awake? 00:20 You're not gonna jump, are you? 00:09 You're all going to die tonight. 00:32 - Your cue is coming up. - Oh, Kendra. 00:15 - You really like ballet, don't you? - Yeah, but I don't wan... 00:11 You need to clear your subconscious And watch what you think... 00:25 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 00:19 - Wow. That was amazing. 00:05 Wow Get out of here Emilio 00:15 - Whoa! 00:17 - What's that? - My penis. 00:18 What's happening to me?! 00:13 - What the hell is that sound? 00:17 What? 00:27 - What are you doing? - Huh? 00:19 We're kissing. 00:06 Well, we'll see how you like it once the swan consumes you! 00:09 Well I don't want to end up all over the Internet 00:42 Well I don't want to end up all over the Internet 00:04 We need to get to that cabin in the woods 00:20 Uncle Dan! Uncle Dan! 00:04 Told you that shark was going to come in handy 00:09 - This is not ballet. - No, it the hell ain't. 00:26 The passion, the sensuality. 00:15 Stop it! 00:05 So, what, I didn't get the part? 00:07 So a demon is about the worst thing you can have 00:16 Ouch. Hello here! 00:10 OK what is that 00:09 OK well let's at least finish the song Everyone hold hands 00:10 OK, I don't care what it says. 00:10 OK, how do we know who's a witch? 00:15 Oh, how cute. 00:10 Oh, my God, rehearsal. I'm late. 00:23 Now do you believe that something's going on? 00:16 Man, we need to stop smoking this shit. 00:07 Look They still throw their shit 00:11 Lily, stop! Come on. Come on. Here, girl. Come on, Lily. 00:05 Kathy, Lily, Aidan? 00:22 Jody! Thank God I caught you. 00:21 It's the cliff from the dream. 00:07 It is as if I am seeing ballet for the first time. 00:05 Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits 00:26 - Ira, please, not now. OK. - What? 00:06 I'm... I'm going to pee my pants! 00:09 I'm gonna need a little help I have to go to the bathroom 00:06 I'm going to blow you across the room 00:06 I told you not to let anyone in! 00:14 I think I better go. 00:16 I just had the most bizarro dream. 00:12 Jody was nervous about what she might find at the cabin, 00:07 - Hey, I got the stuff. - I got to call you back, man. 00:04 I feel like there's something in this house 00:25 I don't always go downtown, 00:05 I cannot hold it that long. It's, like... it's so long. 00:16 And so Jody was... 00:09 How do you like my blue room 00:07 Hey we don't lick our balls in this house 00:22 Hey, we don't lick our balls in this house. 00:11 Heather! 00:28 Have a seat. 00:07 "Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto." 00:10 Girls, run! Run! No. 00:19 Don't go in there. 00:04 Do you accept euros 00:09 Do me a favor Promise me you won't drive 00:08 Dan, what is that? 00:37 Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board... 00:08 All right attention 00:10 OK what is that 00:09 Uno dos tres 00:15 You need to clear your subconscious And watch what you think... 00:05 Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits 00:05 Do you accept euros 00:42 Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto 00:11 I'm gonna need a little help I have to go to the bathroom 00:11 OK well let's at least finish the song Everyone hold hands 00:04 We need to get to that cabin in the woods 00:06 I feel like there's something in this house 00:09 And we're repainting it