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"Scary Movie V" quotes

Scary Movie V poster
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.

Director: Malcolm D. Lee, David Zucker
Writer: David Zucker, Pat Proft, Shawn Wayans
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 11/100
ImdbRating: 3.5
BoxOffice: $32,015,787
Released: 12 Apr 2013
Awards: 5 nominations

100 video clips

Christian GreyMartin JacobsPierreMiaEricKendra BrooksChristian GreyDanMartin JacobsCharlie SheenLindsay LohanPierreMiaEricKendra BrooksRaul - The Gardener
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I don't want to talk about the ballet - Scary Movie V 00:29 I don't want to talk about the ballet You're not gonna jump are you - Scary Movie V 00:05 You're not gonna jump are you Damn You want to try it again - Scary Movie V 00:10 Damn You want to try it again Oh wait wait Mr Grey The safe word is deeper - Scary Movie V 00:07 Oh wait wait Mr Grey The safe word is deeper Oh what is this - Scary Movie V 00:11 Oh what is this Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board meeting - Scary Movie V 00:14 Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board... Hey we don't lick our balls in this house - Scary Movie V 00:07 Hey we don't lick our balls in this house How do you like my blue room - Scary Movie V 00:12 How do you like my blue room Do me a favor Promise me you won't drive - Scary Movie V 00:12 Do me a favor Promise me you won't drive Told you that shark was going to come in handy - Scary Movie V 00:05 Told you that shark was going to come in handy So a demon is about the worst thing you can have - Scary Movie V 00:07 So a demon is about the worst thing you can have I'm going to blow you across the room - Scary Movie V 00:06 I'm going to blow you across the room Wow Get out of here Emilio - Scary Movie V 00:11 Wow Get out of here Emilio Look They still throw their shit - Scary Movie V 00:10 Look They still throw their shit All right attention - Scary Movie V 00:15 All right attention Until Uncle Dan comes back from the hospital - Scary Movie V 00:05 Until Uncle Dan comes back from the hospital Help it's got me Dan - Scary Movie V 00:03 Help it's got me Dan We're actually looking for a book that could save lives - Scary Movie V 00:08 We're actually looking for a book that could save lives And we're repainting it - Scary Movie V 00:09 And we're repainting it I feel like there's something in this house - Scary Movie V 00:06 I feel like there's something in this house We need to get to that cabin in the woods - Scary Movie V 00:04 We need to get to that cabin in the woods OK well let's at least finish the song Everyone hold hands - Scary Movie V 00:11 OK well let's at least finish the song Everyone hold... I'm gonna need a little help I have to go to the bathroom - Scary Movie V 00:11 I'm gonna need a little help I have to go to the... Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto - Scary Movie V 00:42 Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto Do you accept euros - Scary Movie V 00:05 Do you accept euros Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits - Scary Movie V 00:05 Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits You need to clear your subconscious And watch what you think about - Scary Movie V 00:15 You need to clear your subconscious And watch what you think... Uno dos tres - Scary Movie V 00:09 Uno dos tres OK what is that - Scary Movie V 00:10 OK what is that All right attention - Scary Movie V 00:08 All right attention Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board meeting - Scary Movie V 00:37 Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board... Dan, what is that? - Scary Movie V 00:08 Dan, what is that? Do me a favor Promise me you won't drive - Scary Movie V 00:09 Do me a favor Promise me you won't drive Do you accept euros - Scary Movie V 00:04 Do you accept euros Don't go in there. - Scary Movie V 00:19 Don't go in there. Girls, run! Run! No. - Scary Movie V 00:10 Girls, run! Run! No. "Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto." - Scary Movie V 00:07 "Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto." Have a seat. - Scary Movie V 00:28 Have a seat. Heather! - Scary Movie V 00:11 Heather! Hey, we don't lick our balls in this house. - Scary Movie V 00:22 Hey, we don't lick our balls in this house. Hey we don't lick our balls in this house - Scary Movie V 00:07 Hey we don't lick our balls in this house How do you like my blue room - Scary Movie V 00:09 How do you like my blue room And so Jody was... - Scary Movie V 00:16 And so Jody was... I cannot hold it that long. It's, like... it's so long. - Scary Movie V 00:05 I cannot hold it that long. It's, like... it's so ... I don't always go downtown, - Scary Movie V 00:25 I don't always go downtown, I feel like there's something in this house - Scary Movie V 00:04 I feel like there's something in this house - Hey, I got the stuff. - I got to call you back, man. - Scary Movie V 00:07 - Hey, I got the stuff. - I got to call you back, man. Jody was nervous about what she might find at the cabin, - Scary Movie V 00:12 Jody was nervous about what she might find at the cabin, I just had the most bizarro dream. - Scary Movie V 00:16 I just had the most bizarro dream. I think I better go. - Scary Movie V 00:14 I think I better go. I told you not to let anyone in! - Scary Movie V 00:06 I told you not to let anyone in! I'm going to blow you across the room - Scary Movie V 00:06 I'm going to blow you across the room I'm gonna need a little help I have to go to the bathroom - Scary Movie V 00:09 I'm gonna need a little help I have to go to the... I'm... I'm going to pee my pants! - Scary Movie V 00:06 I'm... I'm going to pee my pants! - Ira, please, not now. OK. - What? - Scary Movie V 00:26 - Ira, please, not now. OK. - What? Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits - Scary Movie V 00:05 Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits It is as if I am seeing ballet for the first time. - Scary Movie V 00:07 It is as if I am seeing ballet for the first time. It's the cliff from the dream. - Scary Movie V 00:21 It's the cliff from the dream. Jody! Thank God I caught you. - Scary Movie V 00:22 Jody! Thank God I caught you. Kathy, Lily, Aidan? - Scary Movie V 00:05 Kathy, Lily, Aidan? Lily, stop! Come on. Come on. Here, girl. Come on, Lily. - Scary Movie V 00:11 Lily, stop! Come on. Come on. Here, girl. Come on, Lily. Look They still throw their shit - Scary Movie V 00:07 Look They still throw their shit Man, we need to stop smoking this shit. - Scary Movie V 00:16 Man, we need to stop smoking this shit. Now do you believe that something's going on? - Scary Movie V 00:23 Now do you believe that something's going on? Oh, my God, rehearsal. I'm late. - Scary Movie V 00:10 Oh, my God, rehearsal. I'm late. Oh, how cute. - Scary Movie V 00:15 Oh, how cute. OK, how do we know who's a witch? - Scary Movie V 00:10 OK, how do we know who's a witch? OK, I don't care what it says. - Scary Movie V 00:10 OK, I don't care what it says. OK well let's at least finish the song Everyone hold hands - Scary Movie V 00:09 OK well let's at least finish the song Everyone hold... OK what is that - Scary Movie V 00:10 OK what is that Ouch. Hello here! - Scary Movie V 00:16 Ouch. Hello here! So a demon is about the worst thing you can have - Scary Movie V 00:07 So a demon is about the worst thing you can have So, what, I didn't get the part? - Scary Movie V 00:05 So, what, I didn't get the part? Stop it! - Scary Movie V 00:15 Stop it! The passion, the sensuality. - Scary Movie V 00:26 The passion, the sensuality. - This is not ballet. - No, it the hell ain't. - Scary Movie V 00:09 - This is not ballet. - No, it the hell ain't. Told you that shark was going to come in handy - Scary Movie V 00:04 Told you that shark was going to come in handy Uncle Dan! Uncle Dan! - Scary Movie V 00:20 Uncle Dan! Uncle Dan! We need to get to that cabin in the woods - Scary Movie V 00:04 We need to get to that cabin in the woods Well I don't want to end up all over the Internet - Scary Movie V 00:42 Well I don't want to end up all over the Internet Well I don't want to end up all over the Internet - Scary Movie V 00:09 Well I don't want to end up all over the Internet Well, we'll see how you like it once the swan consumes you! - Scary Movie V 00:06 Well, we'll see how you like it once the swan consumes ... We're kissing. - Scary Movie V 00:19 We're kissing. - What are you doing? - Huh? - Scary Movie V 00:27 - What are you doing? - Huh? What? - Scary Movie V 00:17 What? - What the hell is that sound? - Scary Movie V 00:13 - What the hell is that sound? What's happening to me?! - Scary Movie V 00:18 What's happening to me?! - What's that? - My penis. - Scary Movie V 00:17 - What's that? - My penis. - Whoa! - Scary Movie V 00:15 - Whoa!
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Cast

Jody - Ashley Tisdale
Dan - Simon Rex
Kathy - Gracie Whitton
Lily - Ava Kolker
Aidan - Dylan Morris
All Cast