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Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair.. They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls - just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips. And when they touched, yours were like - that first swallow of wine - after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hooah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em: passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Simms, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.Charlie Simms:I guess you really like women.Lt. Col. Frank Slade:Oh, above all things! A very, very distant second - is a Ferrari. Charlie? Give me your hand. This is just the start of your education, son
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Women
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What can you say
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Who made 'em
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God must have been a fuckin' genius
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The hair
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They say the hair is everything you know
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Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls
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and just wanted to go to sleep forever
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Or lips
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and when they touched yours were like
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that first swallow of wine
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after you just crossed the desert
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Tits
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Big ones little ones
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nipples staring right out at you like secret searchlights
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And legs
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I don't care if they're Greek columns
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or secondhand Steinways
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What's between 'em
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passport to heaven
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I need a drink
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Yes Mr Simms
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there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing
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Pussy
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Are you listening to me son I'm givin' you pearls here
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I guess you really like women
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Oh above all things
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A very very distant second
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is a Ferrari
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Charlie
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Give me your hand
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This is just the start of your education son
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Movie Summary
Charlie Simms is a student at a private preparatory school who comes from a poor family. To earn the money for his flight home to Gresham, Oregon for Christmas, Charlie takes a job over Thanksgiving looking after retired U.S. Army officer Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade, a cantankerous middle-aged man who lives with his niece and her family.