Lester Richards is dead. And aren't you glad it wasn't you? Don't you wish you felt...
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Minister at funeral:
[deadpan]
Lester Richards is dead. And aren't you glad it wasn't you? Don't you wish you felt something? How many men here are attracted to Shelley, his lovely wife? She's a babe. And how many women here wish that their husbands would drop dead and leave them a big fat insurance policy? Yes, I thought so. Hell, it'll be years before you figure out what Lester's death really means. So let's forget the blah blah blah, and go have a drink. Amen
[deadpan]
Lester Richards is dead. And aren't you glad it wasn't you? Don't you wish you felt something? How many men here are attracted to Shelley, his lovely wife? She's a babe. And how many women here wish that their husbands would drop dead and leave them a big fat insurance policy? Yes, I thought so. Hell, it'll be years before you figure out what Lester's death really means. So let's forget the blah blah blah, and go have a drink. Amen
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MINISTER Lester Richards is dead
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And aren't you glad it wasn't you
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Don't you wish you felt something
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How many men here are attracted to Shelley his lovely wife
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She's a babe
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And how many women here wish that their husbands
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would drop dead and leave them a big fat insurance policy
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Yes I thought so
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Hell it'll be years before you figure out what
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Lester's death really means
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So let's forget the blah blah blah and go have a drink
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Movie Summary
Fletcher Munson, the lethargic employee of a pseudo-religious self help company, and his doppelganger, the friendly but dull dentist Dr. Jeffrey Korchek.
