Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way...
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Dr. Jeffrey Korchak:
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Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it
[reading aloud]
Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it
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only once in my life have I responded to another person
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the way I've responded to you
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But I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me
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that responded
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I may not know much
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But I know that the wind sings your name endlessly
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although with a slight lisp that makes
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it difficult to understand if I'm standing
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near an air conditioner
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I know that your hair sits atop your head
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as though it could sit nowhere else
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I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside
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his tools injuring his assistant
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who was looking out the window instead of paying attention
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I know that your lips are as full
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as that sexy French model's that I desperately want to fuck
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I know that if I could for an instant
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have you lie next to me or on top of me or sit on me
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Movie Summary
Fletcher Munson, the lethargic employee of a pseudo-religious self help company, and his doppelganger, the friendly but dull dentist Dr. Jeffrey Korchek.
