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"School of Rock" quotes

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Fired from his band and hard up for cash, guitarist and vocalist Dewey Finn finagles his way into a job as a fifth-grade substitute teacher at a private school, where he secretly begins teaching his students the finer points of rock 'n' roll. The school's hard-nosed principal is rightly suspicious of Finn's activities. But Finn's roommate remains in the dark about what he's doing.

Director: Richard Linklater
Writer: Mike White
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music, family
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 82/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $81,261,177
Released: 03 Oct 2003
Awards: 8 wins & 23 nominations

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May I have the attention of the class - School of Rock 00:18 May I have the attention of the class Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today - School of Rock 00:24 Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today No you're not hardcore - School of Rock 00:25 No you're not hardcore Now raise your goblet of rock - School of Rock 00:19 Now raise your goblet of rock Read between the lines - School of Rock 00:12 Read between the lines Rock appreciation in theory - School of Rock 00:25 Rock appreciation in theory Rock isn't about getting an A - School of Rock 00:19 Rock isn't about getting an A That I am not afraid - School of Rock 00:27 That I am not afraid That was INCREDIBLE - School of Rock 00:50 That was INCREDIBLE This is my apartment - School of Rock 00:17 This is my apartment This project is called Rock Band - School of Rock 00:42 This project is called Rock Band We're on a mission - School of Rock 00:27 We're on a mission What do you like to do - School of Rock 00:12 What do you like to do What was that thing you were playing today - School of Rock 00:38 What was that thing you were playing today What's the matter - School of Rock 00:43 What's the matter Whose got food in here - School of Rock 00:18 Whose got food in here Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars - School of Rock 00:20 Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars You can't leave - School of Rock 01:30 You can't leave All I need are minds for molding - School of Rock 00:14 All I need are minds for molding And if a kid gets out of line - School of Rock 00:33 And if a kid gets out of line And those that can't teach - School of Rock 00:16 And those that can't teach And we're gonna start a revolution - School of Rock 00:26 And we're gonna start a revolution Because in this life - School of Rock 02:02 Because in this life Here's the deal - School of Rock 00:58 Here's the deal He's replacing you - School of Rock 00:11 He's replacing you How long is the job - School of Rock 00:59 How long is the job You mean we're not in the band - School of Rock 00:13 You mean we're not in the band You're a fat loser and you have body odor - School of Rock 00:15 You're a fat loser and you have body odor You're an idiot - School of Rock 00:18 You're an idiot You're singing backup - School of Rock 00:44 You're singing backup You're the class whatever - School of Rock 00:16 You're the class whatever You've heard of Aretha Franklin - School of Rock 01:11 You've heard of Aretha Franklin I find your methods of teaching very unusual - School of Rock 00:38 I find your methods of teaching very unusual I have been touched by your kids - School of Rock 00:22 I have been touched by your kids I haven't heard any music - School of Rock 00:35 I haven't heard any music I LOVE THIS SONG - School of Rock 01:44 I LOVE THIS SONG I play percussion - School of Rock 00:24 I play percussion I say we get out of here and play the damned show - School of Rock 00:20 I say we get out of here and play the damned show I service society by rocking - School of Rock 00:26 I service society by rocking I was thinking of my other name - School of Rock 00:13 I was thinking of my other name I wasn't always like this - School of Rock 01:38 I wasn't always like this I'll have the rent by the end of the week - School of Rock 00:19 I'll have the rent by the end of the week I'm just saying - School of Rock 00:57 I'm just saying I'm not a teacher - School of Rock 00:16 I'm not a teacher In the words of AC - School of Rock 00:23 In the words of AC Is my face okay - School of Rock 00:15 Is my face okay It will test your head - School of Rock 00:12 It will test your head It's an encore - School of Rock 00:17 It's an encore What makes you mad more than anything in the world - School of Rock 00:21 What makes you mad more than anything in the world You're just saying that l'm not - School of Rock 00:15 You're just saying that l'm not You can't just say it - School of Rock 00:48 You can't just say it Thank you for this chance to kick ass - School of Rock 00:20 Thank you for this chance to kick ass Hey you've got something everybody Wants - School of Rock 00:55 Hey you've got something everybody Wants I pledge allegiance - School of Rock 00:20 I pledge allegiance Oh yeah l Was this close to getting a chair on the Polish Philharmonic - School of Rock 00:31 Oh yeah l Was this close to getting a chair on the Polish... You're gonna talk to me about style - School of Rock 00:11 You're gonna talk to me about style What Was that big thing you Were playing today - School of Rock 00:20 What Was that big thing you Were playing today HoW'd you guys get in here Front door Was open - School of Rock 00:48 HoW'd you guys get in here Front door Was open Lt may sound easy but nothing could be harder - School of Rock 00:12 Lt may sound easy but nothing could be harder Math is a wonderful thing - School of Rock 01:00 Math is a wonderful thing In the end of time - School of Rock 01:20 In the end of time What do they all have - School of Rock 00:22 What do they all have Are you gonna teach us anything or are We just gonna sit here - School of Rock 00:21 Are you gonna teach us anything or are We just gonna sit... You What do you got - School of Rock 00:44 You What do you got You Want me to teach you something - School of Rock 00:56 You Want me to teach you something The children just had their lunch - School of Rock 00:22 The children just had their lunch What's the matter You Want me to be a groupie - School of Rock 00:16 What's the matter You Want me to be a groupie I've just been informed that all of your children are missing - School of Rock 00:08 I've just been informed that all of your children are... NoW can l please have the attention of the class - School of Rock 00:16 NoW can l please have the attention of the class Did I say that correctly - School of Rock 00:10 Did I say that correctly They hate me No They don't - School of Rock 00:57 They hate me No They don't What's Wrong - School of Rock 00:23 What's Wrong That is so typical - School of Rock 00:09 That is so typical Ok Who's got food in here - School of Rock 00:10 Ok Who's got food in here L'm just saying name tWo great chick drummers - School of Rock 00:34 L'm just saying name tWo great chick drummers Yeah noW raise your goblet of rock lt's a toast to those Who rock - School of Rock 00:07 Yeah noW raise your goblet of rock lt's a toast to... Miss ''Dumbum'' ain't your teacher today l am - School of Rock 00:20 Miss ''Dumbum'' ain't your teacher... And therefore E MC2 - School of Rock 00:48 And therefore E MC2 We're not goofing off - School of Rock 00:14 We're not goofing off The first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences - School of Rock 00:26 The first thing you do when you start a band is talk about... School of Rock lt's an encore - School of Rock 00:12 School of Rock lt's an encore All right look here's the deal - School of Rock 00:44 All right look here's the deal This project is called ''Rock Band'' - School of Rock 00:59 This project is called ''Rock Band'' It's a science project - School of Rock 00:25 It's a science project You're an idiot Shut up - School of Rock 00:26 You're an idiot Shut up Come on come on Come on come on - School of Rock 00:21 Come on come on Come on come on You've got to be in a band or have a pass - School of Rock 00:07 You've got to be in a band or have a pass Dude is my face Ok l think you melted it off - School of Rock 00:07 Dude is my face Ok l think you melted it off Mr Schneebly - School of Rock 00:30 Mr Schneebly
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Cast

Dewey Finn - Jack Black
Theo - Adam Pascal
Neil - Lucas Papaelias
Doug - Chris Stack
Patty Di Marco - Sarah Silverman
All Cast