True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop...

Charlie Dillon: True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!

TRUE STORY-- LAST WEEKEND THERE WAS A RELIGIOUS REVIVAL AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. BISHOP FULTON SHEEN GAVE SUCH A STIRRING ADDRESS THAT AFTERWARDS 10,000 PEOPLE CONVERTED TO CATHOLICISM. THEN BILLY GRAHAM GOT UP, AND AFTER AN HOUR OF INSPIRED PREACHING, 10,000 PEOPLE CONVERTED TO PROTESTANTISM. FINALLY, TO END THE PROGRAM, PAT BOONE GOT UP, SANG THERE'S A GOLD MINE IN THE SKY, AND 20,000 JEWS JOINED THE AIR FORCE. WHAT'S THE MATTER, DAVID, DON'T THE JEWS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? YEAH, IT TURNS OUT OUR GOLDEN BOY HERE IS A LYING, BACK-STABBING KIKE. YOU KIKE! KIKE! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! GET THE DOOR. DAMN IT! COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT HIM! GO AHEAD! DENY IT! GO AHEAD! DENY IT! DENY IT! DENY IT! I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT HIM! WHY? IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE. HE'S A HEBE! NO! OOH! HEY, COME ON. STOP IT! UHH! ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! COME ON!