Be seated, gentlemen. It appears that someone in this class cheated on yesterday's history...

Mr. Gierasch: Be seated, gentlemen. It appears that someone in this class cheated on yesterday's history exam. Today is Saturday. Your next class is on Monday. Therefore, we are faced with a rather bleak situation. If the guilty party does not come forward, or is not identified by then, I shall be forced to fail the entire section. Chris Reese: Isn't that unfair, sir? Only one of us cheated. Mr. Gierasch: We have all been dishonored by this person and I will not tolerate it. David Green: How can you be sure that someone cheated, sir? Mr. Gierasch: I would prefer to keep the evidence to myself for the time being. Rip Van Kelt: Can't you just throw out the old test and give us a new one? Mr. Gierasch: And pretend that no one cheated? But someone did cheat. Whoever did this has robbed you of your honor. If I ignore it, he will have robbed me of mine as well. I leave it in your hands, gentlemen.

I REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT SOMEONE IN THIS CLASS CHEATED ON YESTERDAY'S EXAM. EVERYONE SIGNED THE HONOR CODE. THEREFORE, WE HAVE A RATHER BLEAK SITUATION CONFRONTING US. TODAY IS SATURDAY. YOUR NEXT CLASS IS ON MONDAY. IF THE CHEATER DOES NOT COME FORWARD OR IS NOT IDENTIFIED BY THEN, I WILL BE FORCED TO FAIL THE ENTIRE SECTION. NEED I REMIND YOU WHAT THAT MEANS? ISN'T THAT UNFAIR, SIR? ONLY ONE OF US CHEATED. WE'VE ALL BEEN DISHONORED BY THIS PERSON. I WON'T TOLERATE IT. HOW CAN YOU BE SURE SOMEONE CHEATED? I'D PREFER TO KEEP THE EVIDENCE TO MYSELF FOR THE TIME BEING. CAN'T YOU THROW OUT THE OLD TEST AND GIVE US ANOTHER, SIR? AND PRETEND THAT NO ONE CHEATED? BUT SOMEONE DID CHEAT. WHOEVER HAS DONE THIS HAS ROBBED YOU OF YOUR HONOR. IF I IGNORE IT... YOU WILL HAVE ROBBED ME OF MINE AS WELL. I LEAVE IT IN YOUR HANDS, GENTLEMEN. SOME S.O.B. BETTER ANSWER. LOOK, SOMEONE MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING. COME ON. AND DO WHAT? GIERASCH DUMPED IT IN OUR LAPS. I WORKED MY ASS OFF FOR FOUR YEARS. BECAUSE OF ONE LIAR MY LIFE'S RUINED? EASY. WHOEVER DID THIS, ADMIT TO IT. YOU CAN'T LET HIM FAIL THE CLASS. THERE'S TIME. I WISH I COULD GET IT OUT OF MY MIND, BUT I'VE GOT THIS APPALLING FEELING... I HAVE A GOOD IDEA WHO DID IT. MAYBE CONNORS CAN ENLIGHTEN US. YOU LIKE HAVING TEETH, SPASTIC? YOU'VE SLACKED OFF. CLEARY ALL BUT ACCUSED YOU OF CHEAT-- CLEARY'S A SICK SHIT! SO ARE YOU, YOU FOUR-EYED RUNT. I'VE BEEN IN MORE TROUBLE THAN ANY OF YOU. WHEN HAVE I EVER NOT ADMITTED TO SOMETHING? ADMIT THIS. COME HERE, YOU LITTLE RUNT! COME HERE! COME ON! COME ON, JACK! YOU BASTARDS AREN'T PINNING THIS ON ME.