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Schulz Saves America

And if this cracked-out cougar, who could probablysuck the spots off a snow leopard,...

And if this cracked-out cougar, who could probably
suck the spots off a snow leopard, didn't get the Tiger King locked up, he'd still be killing more pussies
than Wardy Joubert III

Full Transcript

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And if this cracked-out cougar,
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who could probably suck the spots off a snow leopard,
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didn't get the Tiger King locked up,
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he'd still be killing more pussies than Wardy Joubert III.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:36
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 The only drip you should be worried about is sliding down Rudy's cheek. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
The only drip you should be worried about is sliding down Ru...
S01 • E02 In Mexico, every week, an abuela sees the Virgin Mary in her toast. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
In Mexico, every week, an abuela sees the Virgin Mary in her...
S01 • E03 In these racially tense times, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
In these racially tense times,
S01 • E04 We just have to recognize the forces that are trying to divide us. - Schulz Saves America 00:06
We just have to recognize the forces that are trying to divi...
S01 • E02 Probably 'cause you can't toast naan, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Probably 'cause you can't toast naan,
S01 • E04 Politicians need to get re-elected so they paint their opposition as evil. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Politicians need to get re-elected so they paint their oppos...
S01 • E01 So, this has been a crazy, unexplainable year for all of us. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
So, this has been a crazy, unexplainable year for all of us.
S01 • E03 The vast majority of people don't believe in destroying cities, - Schulz Saves America 00:16
The vast majority of people don't believe in destroying...
S01 • E02 Now, in all seriousness, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Now, in all seriousness,
S01 • E04 The media has to sell ads so they scare us into staying through the break. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
The media has to sell ads so they scare us into staying thro...
S01 • E04 Social media needs clicks - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Social media needs clicks
S01 • E02 Accusations have to be accompanied by tangible evidence. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
Accusations have to be accompanied by tangible evidence.
S01 • E02 If not, you'll end up so far down the rabbit hole - Schulz Saves America 00:09
If not, you'll end up so far down the rabbit hole
S01 • E04 And we all go along with it - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And we all go along with it
S01 • E01 America was born from risk, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
America was born from risk,
S01 • E04 The fact is, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
The fact is,
S01 • E03 Unfortunately, the extremists on both sides dominate the discourse, - Schulz Saves America 00:11
Unfortunately, the extremists on both sides dominate the dis...
S01 • E02 So keep challenging the status quo, keep asking questions, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
So keep challenging the status quo, keep asking questions,
S01 • E01 Every American has a family member - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Every American has a family member
S01 • E04 People who are friendly, helpful, and most of all, decent. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
People who are friendly, helpful, and most of all, decent.