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Schulz Saves America

And we told those basement-dwelling dweebsto go back to whacking it to Warcraft? Well,...

And we told those basement-dwelling dweebs
to go back to whacking it to Warcraft? Well, then, in 2013, we found out
from tech support vampire Edward Snowden that the NSA was actually spying on us

Full Transcript

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And we told those basement-dwelling dweebs to go back to whacking it to Warcraft?
00:00:05.255 --> 00:00:09.259
Well, then, in 2013, we found out from tech support vampire Edward Snowden
00:00:09.342 --> 00:00:11.678
that the NSA was actually spying on us.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:42
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 And they're not screaming at a venti-pouring vato - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And they're not screaming at a venti-pouring vato
S01 • E01 And when the official rules came in, they were great. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And when the official rules came in, they were great.
S01 • E04 They're keeping American culture more preserved - Schulz Saves America 00:05
They're keeping American culture more preserved
S01 • E03 Women can't use a drill, but still, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Women can't use a drill, but still,
S01 • E01 Wash your fucking hands, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
Wash your fucking hands,
S01 • E04 When it's good versus evil, any action is justified. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
When it's good versus evil, any action is justified.
S01 • E03 So, we agree that peaceful protests are good and looting is bad. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
So, we agree that peaceful protests are good and looting is ...
S01 • E04 Because outrage drives more clicks than a Congolese cabbie. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Because outrage drives more clicks than a Congolese cabbie.
S01 • E01 Generally, everybody was willing to do it - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Generally, everybody was willing to do it
S01 • E02 Relax. Nobody's spying on you. [chuckles] - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Relax. Nobody's spying on you. [chuckles]
S01 • E03 It is the intentional destruction of property to send a message. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
It is the intentional destruction of property to send a mess...
S01 • E04 The left wants to build social programs to help the poor, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
The left wants to build social programs to help the poor,
S01 • E01 Politicians were trying to save lives, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Politicians were trying to save lives,
S01 • E03 And by that definition, I agree, it seems wrong. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And by that definition, I agree, it seems wrong.
S01 • E01 LA mayor and Spirit Airlines stewardess Eric Garcetti - Schulz Saves America 00:11
LA mayor and Spirit Airlines stewardess Eric Garcetti
S01 • E03 I know what you're thinking. "Why can't they just protest peacefully?" - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I know what you're thinking. "Why can't they ...
S01 • E04 Now, how does this completely reasonable dialogue - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Now, how does this completely reasonable dialogue
S01 • E02 But for some reason, we still hadn't lost all the faith in our institutions. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But for some reason, we still hadn't lost all the faith...
S01 • E03 They protested when Terence Crutcher was killed, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
They protested when Terence Crutcher was killed,
S01 • E04 Well, Fox ménage-à-twats say, - Schulz Saves America 00:14
Well, Fox ménage-à-twats say,