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Schulz Saves America

Conspiracy mouth breathers, quit crying about the Clintonsand scurry up to the surface so...

Conspiracy mouth breathers, quit crying about the Clintons
and scurry up to the surface so I can tell you something

Full Transcript

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Conspiracy mouth breathers,
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quit crying about the Clintons and scurry up to the surface
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so I can tell you something.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:25
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 Flag-fondling fascists and cucked-out communists, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Flag-fondling fascists and cucked-out communists,
S01 • E01 Right now I could be slurping Shirley Temples - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Right now I could be slurping Shirley Temples
S01 • E04 This year, we had an election more divided than a Dallas drinking fountain. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
This year, we had an election more divided than a Dallas dri...
S01 • E02 According to the internet, corona wasn't the only thing keeping kids captive. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
According to the internet, corona wasn't the only thing...
S01 • E03 From Black Lives Matter to circumcised super-spreaders, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
From Black Lives Matter to circumcised super-spreaders,
S01 • E04 We were given the privilege and honor - Schulz Saves America 00:07
We were given the privilege and honor
S01 • E02 It's 2020 and conspiracy theories have gone mainstream. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
It's 2020 and conspiracy theories have gone mainstream.
S01 • E04 And ultimately, this rhythmless versus battle had one victor. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And ultimately, this rhythmless versus battle had one victor...
S01 • E01 Coronavirus, you lung-lynching globe fucker! - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Coronavirus, you lung-lynching globe fucker!
S01 • E02 I'm not talking about Sasquatch or the Chupacabra, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
I'm not talking about Sasquatch or the Chupacabra,
S01 • E03 2020 has been unparalleled in social progress. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
2020 has been unparalleled in social progress.
S01 • E03 And by social progress I mean posting black squares on Instagram. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And by social progress I mean posting black squares on Insta...
S01 • E04 Botox Biden was going back to the White House - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Botox Biden was going back to the White House
S01 • E01 This year, the 'rona rocked us harder than a nanny with Parkinson's, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
This year, the 'rona rocked us harder than a nanny with...
S01 • E03 So if we're gonna talk activism like a random stop-and-frisk, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
So if we're gonna talk activism like a random stop-and-...
S01 • E02 I'm talking about pedophile pizza, Plandemic, paid protesters. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
I'm talking about pedophile pizza, Plandemic, paid prot...
S01 • E01 Over the next few months, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Over the next few months,
S01 • E04 Well, both sides handled it - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Well, both sides handled it
S01 • E03 We need to talk about the biggest threat to Black lives in this nation. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
We need to talk about the biggest threat to Black lives in t...
S01 • E03 White-on-Black crime, and I don't mean refined sugar. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
White-on-Black crime, and I don't mean refined sugar.